Would you drink....Meatwater?

[Dave]

http://gizmodo.com/5743479/i-will-never-drink-any-beverage-called-meatwater

Please tell me this is a joke.

 

[Emrys]

They had to do something with all that flavoured water for cats from back in the 90s. The cats were too smart to drink it, so the companies probably figured to see how stupid humans would be.

I like how it's called "Void", which is probably what you do after you drink it.

 

[Null]

They make turkey gravy flavored soda.

GRAVY. FLAVORED. SODA.

They'll sell anything their goddamn mad chemists can bottle.

 

[Fun Size]

No. And around these parts, we call that "urine".

 

[Dave]

http://dinnerinabottle.com

This is the maker's website. I can't see where you can actually BUY it, though. Is it real?

 

[Fun Size]

Nah. I think it's an art thing. Thank goodness.

 

[Gryfter]

That sums up my opinion.

 

[Baerdog]

I hope it's an art thing, for their sake. The bottle and label design is just a biiiit too similar to VitaminWater for me to think Coca-Cola would let a real company get away with selling it.

 

[PatrThom]

Jones Soda always comes out with some stellar products every year (tofurky soda, broccoli and cheese soda, etc).

--Patrick

 

[Disconnected]

pretty far gone for a joke/art project/political statement on our consumerist rawrgglbraggle.

seems to me a joke gone long where the water isn't a product you buy just the wacky t-shirts.

I mean how many times is the word protein used here? http://dinnerinabottle.com/look-good-feel-good-do-good

 

[Gryfter]

It's ART

http://www.ecorazzi.com/2011/01/27/meatwater-isnt-real-but-the-message-is/

 

[Chibibar]

but I want Thai Yellow Curry!!

 

[rabbitgod]

Meat water, no.

Bacon water, maybe.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Spraying your plants with "water used to wash meat" summons/feeds protective spirits that will attack your enemies if they cross them.

True Folk Legend Story.

Just wanted to add "black magic" to the list of reasons to not drink this.

 

[Made Ya Blush]

No, but I have drunk STUD JUICE.....

 

[Vagabond]

Where's Fred Durst and his starfish when you really need them?

And yeah I feel bad about that reference.