Wow, way to go Unilever!

[Gared]

http://www.king5.com/health/Slim-Fast-recalls-All-Canned-Drinks--78554527.html

Unilever - the company that makes Slim-Fast, has recalled all cans of their shakes regardless of best-by date, lot number, batch number, UPC, or flavor; and has halted all production due to bacterial contamination that can cause diarrhea, vomiting, and other such symptoms. Oops.

 

[sixpackshaker]

That would slim you down fast.

I am also worried that a Soap company is making Slim-Fast or any other food like substance.

 

[Gared]

meh, can't be too much worse than a cigarette company making mac 'n cheese and/or oreo cookies.

Edit: And suddenly I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that Lipton Tea, in any form (pre-brewed in the bottle, from tea bag, from instant powder, etc.) ALWAYS makes me ill, but no other tea does...

http://www.unilever.com/brands/

 

[Shegokigo]

Wait, you mean that's NOT how Slim-Fast is supposed to work?

My sister's been doing it wrong for years.

 

[LordRavage]

Now I have to go out and buy a hundred cans. It is part 17 in my master plan.

(Insert evil villian laugh here)

 

[Soliloquy]

Edit: And suddenly I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that Lipton Tea, in any form (pre-brewed in the bottle, from tea bag, from instant powder, etc.) ALWAYS makes me ill, but no other tea does...

I love Lipton tea, never has made me ill. In fact, I'm gonna go make some right now!

Best tea I've ever had is Yorkshire Gold.

Lipton is pathetic in comparison.

 

[Soliloquy]

Edit: And suddenly I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that Lipton Tea, in any form (pre-brewed in the bottle, from tea bag, from instant powder, etc.) ALWAYS makes me ill, but no other tea does...

I love Lipton tea, never has made me ill. In fact, I'm gonna go make some right now!

Best tea I've ever had is Yorkshire Gold.

Lipton is pathetic in comparison.[/QUOTE]

Never heard of it, and if that means I'd have to import it or can't get it in any regular supermarket, I ain't buying it. It's just tea![/QUOTE]

Well, I had to smuggle it in from England, to avoid the tea tax.

 

[strawman]

Edit: And suddenly I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that Lipton Tea, in any form (pre-brewed in the bottle, from tea bag, from instant powder, etc.) ALWAYS makes me ill, but no other tea does...

I love Lipton tea, never has made me ill. In fact, I'm gonna go make some right now!

Best tea I've ever had is Yorkshire Gold.

Lipton is pathetic in comparison.[/quote]

Never heard of it, and if that means I'd have to import it or can't get it in any regular supermarket, I ain't buying it. It's just tea![/quote]

Well, I had to smuggle it in from England, to avoid the tea tax.[/QUOTE]

Isn't the tea tax simply having to urinate more frequently?

 

[Cuyval Dar]

Yeah, those bastards trying to charge us taxes on tea! You'd think that they'd have learned after the first time they pulled that shit.