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JCM's thinking of moving to Canada, but I think this will make Calleja follow suit. Dude on the piano is our Prime Minister:

JCM's thinking of moving to Canada?

*sigh* I'll inform the military. I'm sure all five of them need something to do.

But then who'll shovel your sidewalks?

Sidewalks?

*looks up the definition*

Dude, what a great idea! We'd get SO many less horrific dogsled accidents.

*immediately writes a letter to Parliament with this "sidewalk" idea*

JCM is coming to Canada?

Why? Why would he do that? I thought he lived in a nice WARM place.

LittleSin said:

JCM is coming to Canada?

Why? Why would he do that? I thought he lived in a nice WARM place.

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He's planning on being out of the country when the Olympics happens to avoid all of HF descending on his house.

Yeah, sidewalks are a seasonal phenomenon. I have one horribly busted knee that stands testament to this fact.

TeKeo;268710][quote=LittleSin said:

JCM is coming to Canada?

Why? Why would he do that? I thought he lived in a nice WARM place.

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He's planning on being out of the country when the Olympics happens to avoid all of HF descending on his house.[/QUOTE]
I don't know if you're aware of this (if you are, it makes me a tool), but the next olympics are in canada.

blotsfan;268732][quote=TeKeo;268710][quote=LittleSin said:

JCM is coming to Canada?

Why? Why would he do that? I thought he lived in a nice WARM place.

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He's planning on being out of the country when the Olympics happens to avoid all of HF descending on his house.[/QUOTE]
I don't know if you're aware of this (if you are, it makes me a tool), but the next olympics are in canada.[/QUOTE]

2016, it looks, will be in Rio De Janerio. I assume that's what they're talking about.

I know, but I'm just saying that Canada is a bad place to escape the Olympics.

blotsfan said:

I know, but I'm just saying that Canada is a bad place to escape the Olympics.

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That was charming and awesome.

blotsfan said:

I know, but I'm just saying that Canada is a bad place to escape the Olympics.

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Isn't Canada a bad place to escape to for any reason?

Not if you're escaping from excitement :canada:

Or the draft!

Wait, we screwed that one up, didn't we?

blotsfan said:

I know, but I'm just saying that Canada is a bad place to escape the Olympics.

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Nothing to do with escaping the Olympics, but more to do with after putting my three siblings through college, I do want to migrate to somewhere better, and add yet another citizenship to my wallet.

Canada's people, HDI index and political neutrality, and the migration program for poliglot teachers made it the perfect candidate for my next home.

Now all I need is to learn French and how to not fall asleep watching Hockey.

ThatNickGuy said:

Sidewalks?

*looks up the definition*

Dude, what a great idea! We'd get SO many less horrific dogsled accidents.

*immediately writes a letter to Parliament with this "sidewalk" idea*

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ha ha ha.

I get this whole "self deprecation" thing, but if you want it to work, how about you try living in Canada first?

Wat? I'm pretty sure ThatNickGuy has lived in Canada. You know, since he's Canadian and all.

No, Rob. Gurpel's right. Nick lives in Toronto, not Canada.

Trana?

Yes. It's like Canada, but 1000 times better.

Dude, I lived in the Maritimes all my life (New Brunswick, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, PEI) and living in Toronto for the last two years.

So...yeah, I'm not a Canadian, eh!

Oh, that Gurpel. He's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Eh Jude

Little known fact that Mr Harper is actually a trained concert pianist.

JCM said:

Now all I need is to learn French and how to not fall asleep watching Hockey.

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Since when did learning french have ANYTHING to do with living in Canada, outside of Quebec (and maybe New Brunswick in some places)?

Unless you're coming here for the long-term and hope to become a politician. THEN you have to know french. And God help us all if JCM becomes a politician in Canada. Seems like he has the background to get along with Iggy though (academic I mean).

Learning French is a great asset for anyone to have in Canada and a sure fire way to get them to let you migrate in the first place. Of course, being alive is also a great way to let Immigration Canada let you in legally as well.

Eriol;269300][quote=JCM said:

Now all I need is to learn French and how to not fall asleep watching Hockey.

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Since when did learning french have ANYTHING to do with living in Canada, outside of Quebec (and maybe New Brunswick in some places)?

Unless you're coming here for the long-term and hope to become a politician. THEN you have to know french. And God help us all if JCM becomes a politician in Canada. Seems like he has the background to get along with Iggy though (academic I mean).[/QUOTE]

I think it has less to do with living in Canada, and more to do with JCM having a hard-on for languages.

ThatNickGuy said:

Dude, I lived in the Maritimes all my life (New Brunswick, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, PEI) and living in Toronto for the last two years.

So...yeah, I'm not a Canadian, eh!

Oh, that Gurpel. He's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

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OH. Well, sorry. I just saw "toronto" in your location and thought, well "oh, one of them"

Rob King;269379][quote=Eriol;269300][quote=JCM said:

Now all I need is to learn French and how to not fall asleep watching Hockey.

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Since when did learning french have ANYTHING to do with living in Canada, outside of Quebec (and maybe New Brunswick in some places)?

Unless you're coming here for the long-term and hope to become a politician. THEN you have to know french. And God help us all if JCM becomes a politician in Canada. Seems like he has the background to get along with Iggy though (academic I mean).[/QUOTE]

I think it has less to do with living in Canada, and more to do with JCM having a hard-on for languages.[/QUOTE]Actually, it one of the requirements, post-graduation certification in three languages they need someone to teach there (which rules out Malay, Portuguese and Indonesian, leaving me Spanish, English and French), then I can get in with a job and a 5-year plan to citizenship.

I did the same in Singapore, bagged me an ID within 4 years.

Now excuse me, I need to masturbate over my Spanish and Latin books.

JCM;269481][quote=Rob King;269379][quote=Eriol;269300][quote=JCM said:

Now all I need is to learn French and how to not fall asleep watching Hockey.

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Since when did learning french have ANYTHING to do with living in Canada, outside of Quebec (and maybe New Brunswick in some places)?

Unless you're coming here for the long-term and hope to become a politician. THEN you have to know french. And God help us all if JCM becomes a politician in Canada. Seems like he has the background to get along with Iggy though (academic I mean).[/QUOTE]

I think it has less to do with living in Canada, and more to do with JCM having a hard-on for languages.[/QUOTE]Actually, it one of the requirements, post-graduation certification in three languages they need someone to teach there (which rules out Malay, Portuguese and Indonesian, leaving me Spanish, English and French), then I can get in with a job and a 5-year plan to citizenship.

I did the same in Singapore, bagged me an ID within 4 years.

Now excuse me, I need to masturbate over my Spanish and Latin books.[/QUOTE]

Aah. Well that makes sense then.

Don't make a mess!

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ThatNickGuy said:

Dude, I lived in the Maritimes all my life (New Brunswick, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, PEI) ...

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Dude. How is it you managed to live everywhere except the one that counts?

Rob King;269491][quote=ThatNickGuy said:

Dude, I lived in the Maritimes all my life (New Brunswick, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, PEI) ...

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Dude. How is it you managed to live everywhere except the one that counts?[/QUOTE]

I mentioned New Brunswick. And NB, PEI, and NS are all that the Maritimes includes.

ThatNickGuy;269528][quote=Rob King;269491][quote=ThatNickGuy said:

Dude, I lived in the Maritimes all my life (New Brunswick, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, PEI) ...

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Dude. How is it you managed to live everywhere except the one that counts?[/QUOTE]

I mentioned New Brunswick. And NB, PEI, and NS are all that the Maritimes includes.[/QUOTE]

Oh. Right. I always mix up 'Maritime' and 'Atlantic' Provinces.

Gurpel;269457][quote=ThatNickGuy said:

Dude, I lived in the Maritimes all my life (New Brunswick, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, PEI) and living in Toronto for the last two years.

So...yeah, I'm not a Canadian, eh!

Oh, that Gurpel. He's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

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OH. Well, sorry. I just saw "toronto" in your location and thought, well "oh, one of them"[/QUOTE]

Fuck you, it's awesome.,

The bearded grue's right.

Mind you, it's not as awesome as the Maritimes. But still awesome.

ThatNickGuy said:

The bearded grue's right.

Mind you, it's not as awesome as the Maritimes. But still awesome.

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:humph:

what the fuck is a canada?

WATERLOO HOLLA

Gusto said:

WATERLOO HOLLA

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<holler>AAUUUUUUGH, YOU LIVE IN WATERLOOOOOOOOO! I AM SOOOO SORRY.</holler>

Do I have step in here an represent Winterpeg? Our city has only two seasons, none of this 4 season business, Winter and Constuction keeps it simple.


Oh and we are Slurpee capital of the world! wooo go us!

Chippy said:

what the fuck is a canada?

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We're all still trying to figure that out ourselves. :yo:

Telephius said:

Do I have step in here an represent Winterpeg? Our city has only two seasons, none of this 4 season business, Winter and Constuction keeps it simple.


Oh and we are Slurpee capital of the world! wooo go us!

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Don't forget all the murder.

Canada is America's hat!

Telephius said:

Oh and we are Slurpee capital of the world! wooo go us!

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Why would one of the coldest cities in the world be known for a cold beverage?

I mean, I guess it makes sense, but I'd have expected the exact opposite. Like, Winnipeg was the place you'd go for hellawick Hot Coco or something.

Rob King said:

Why would one of the coldest cities in the world be known for a cold beverage?

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Simple economics. Their surplus snow and long winters reduce the costs to produce artificial slurpee ice.

Seems like we almost have all the provinces represented on the boards.

Zen is the only person who has commented on the video.

The best part is the entirely accurate intro, which is really the outro of Sgt. Pepper's.


Oh yeah, like I'd leave this thread un-beatle-nerded.

Vytamindi said:

Eh Jude

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Why anyone bothered posting past this is beyond me.