Yet Another Beatles Thread (WARNING: Canadian Content)

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Kitty Sinatra

JCM's thinking of moving to Canada, but I think this will make Calleja follow suit. Dude on the piano is our Prime Minister:

 
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ThatNickGuy

JCM's thinking of moving to Canada?

*sigh* I'll inform the military. I'm sure all five of them need something to do.
 
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ThatNickGuy

Sidewalks?

*looks up the definition*

Dude, what a great idea! We'd get SO many less horrific dogsled accidents.

*immediately writes a letter to Parliament with this "sidewalk" idea*
 
Yeah, sidewalks are a seasonal phenomenon. I have one horribly busted knee that stands testament to this fact.
 
JCM is coming to Canada?

Why? Why would he do that? :( I thought he lived in a nice WARM place.
He's planning on being out of the country when the Olympics happens to avoid all of HF descending on his house.[/QUOTE]
I don't know if you're aware of this (if you are, it makes me a tool), but the next olympics are in canada.
 
JCM is coming to Canada?

Why? Why would he do that? :( I thought he lived in a nice WARM place.
He's planning on being out of the country when the Olympics happens to avoid all of HF descending on his house.[/QUOTE]
I don't know if you're aware of this (if you are, it makes me a tool), but the next olympics are in canada.[/QUOTE]

2016, it looks, will be in Rio De Janerio. I assume that's what they're talking about.
 
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JCM

I know, but I'm just saying that Canada is a bad place to escape the Olympics.
Nothing to do with escaping the Olympics, but more to do with after putting my three siblings through college, I do want to migrate to somewhere better, and add yet another citizenship to my wallet.

Canada's people, HDI index and political neutrality, and the migration program for poliglot teachers made it the perfect candidate for my next home.

Now all I need is to learn French and how to not fall asleep watching Hockey.
 
Sidewalks?

*looks up the definition*

Dude, what a great idea! We'd get SO many less horrific dogsled accidents.

*immediately writes a letter to Parliament with this "sidewalk" idea*
ha ha ha.

I get this whole "self deprecation" thing, but if you want it to work, how about you try living in Canada first?
 
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Kitty Sinatra

No, Rob. Gurpel's right. Nick lives in Toronto, not Canada.
 
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ThatNickGuy

Dude, I lived in the Maritimes all my life (New Brunswick, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, PEI) and living in Toronto for the last two years.

So...yeah, I'm not a Canadian, eh!

Oh, that Gurpel. He's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
 
Now all I need is to learn French and how to not fall asleep watching Hockey.
Since when did learning french have ANYTHING to do with living in Canada, outside of Quebec (and maybe New Brunswick in some places)?

Unless you're coming here for the long-term and hope to become a politician. THEN you have to know french. And God help us all if JCM becomes a politician in Canada. Seems like he has the background to get along with Iggy though (academic I mean).
 
Learning French is a great asset for anyone to have in Canada and a sure fire way to get them to let you migrate in the first place. Of course, being alive is also a great way to let Immigration Canada let you in legally as well.
 
Now all I need is to learn French and how to not fall asleep watching Hockey.
Since when did learning french have ANYTHING to do with living in Canada, outside of Quebec (and maybe New Brunswick in some places)?

Unless you're coming here for the long-term and hope to become a politician. THEN you have to know french. And God help us all if JCM becomes a politician in Canada. Seems like he has the background to get along with Iggy though (academic I mean).[/QUOTE]

I think it has less to do with living in Canada, and more to do with JCM having a hard-on for languages.
 
Dude, I lived in the Maritimes all my life (New Brunswick, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, PEI) and living in Toronto for the last two years.

So...yeah, I'm not a Canadian, eh!

Oh, that Gurpel. He's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
OH. Well, sorry. I just saw "toronto" in your location and thought, well "oh, one of them"
 
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JCM

Now all I need is to learn French and how to not fall asleep watching Hockey.
Since when did learning french have ANYTHING to do with living in Canada, outside of Quebec (and maybe New Brunswick in some places)?

Unless you're coming here for the long-term and hope to become a politician. THEN you have to know french. And God help us all if JCM becomes a politician in Canada. Seems like he has the background to get along with Iggy though (academic I mean).[/QUOTE]

I think it has less to do with living in Canada, and more to do with JCM having a hard-on for languages.[/QUOTE]Actually, it one of the requirements, post-graduation certification in three languages they need someone to teach there (which rules out Malay, Portuguese and Indonesian, leaving me Spanish, English and French), then I can get in with a job and a 5-year plan to citizenship.

I did the same in Singapore, bagged me an ID within 4 years.

Now excuse me, I need to masturbate over my Spanish and Latin books.
 
Now all I need is to learn French and how to not fall asleep watching Hockey.
Since when did learning french have ANYTHING to do with living in Canada, outside of Quebec (and maybe New Brunswick in some places)?

Unless you're coming here for the long-term and hope to become a politician. THEN you have to know french. And God help us all if JCM becomes a politician in Canada. Seems like he has the background to get along with Iggy though (academic I mean).[/QUOTE]

I think it has less to do with living in Canada, and more to do with JCM having a hard-on for languages.[/QUOTE]Actually, it one of the requirements, post-graduation certification in three languages they need someone to teach there (which rules out Malay, Portuguese and Indonesian, leaving me Spanish, English and French), then I can get in with a job and a 5-year plan to citizenship.

I did the same in Singapore, bagged me an ID within 4 years.

Now excuse me, I need to masturbate over my Spanish and Latin books.[/QUOTE]

Aah. Well that makes sense then.

Don't make a mess!

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Dude, I lived in the Maritimes all my life (New Brunswick, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, PEI) ...
Dude. How is it you managed to live everywhere except the one that counts?
 
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Kitty Sinatra

Dude, I lived in the Maritimes all my life (New Brunswick, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, PEI) and living in Toronto for the last two years.

So...yeah, I'm not a Canadian, eh!

Oh, that Gurpel. He's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
OH. Well, sorry. I just saw "toronto" in your location and thought, well "oh, one of them"[/QUOTE]

Fuck you, it's awesome.,
 
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ThatNickGuy

The bearded grue's right.

Mind you, it's not as awesome as the Maritimes. But still awesome.
 
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