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YO, DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Nov 4, 2009#1

Shannow

That's right old man! Time we end this right here, right now. I am going to kick your wrinkled Iowan ass right throguh to next Tuesday, sonce I assume by then your ass will have died of a coronary broguht on by complications from living too long!!

This is going to be you, grandpa!!!

BRING IT ON!!!

Nov 4, 2009#2

Ross

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Is it time for the monthly wipe already?

Nov 4, 2009#3

Baerdog

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

*puts $100 on Dave*

:popcorn:

Nov 4, 2009#4

Dave

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

*looks around for someone to be impressed with*

Nope.

*leaves*

Nov 4, 2009#5

DarkAudit

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Baerdog7 said:
*puts $100 on Dave*

Vegas won't make a line on this one. Dave's got the orbital laser.

Nov 4, 2009#6

Shannow

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Damn you old man!!!

Nov 4, 2009#7

drawn_inward

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Shannow is off his meds again.

Nov 4, 2009#8

Shannow

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Wait, there are meds!?

Nov 4, 2009#9

Hylian

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

:3:

Nov 4, 2009#10

Dave

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

I need to get into a scuffle with Shannow in the HF House. We'll see who wins!

Nov 4, 2009#11

Krisken

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

hylian said:
:3:

That is awesome.

Nov 4, 2009#12

Wasabi Poptart

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Senior abuse is not nice, Shannow. :mad:

Nov 4, 2009#13

Shannow

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Wildsoul said:
Senior abuse is not nice, Shannow.

Well, I am done paying for his social security checks!

Nov 4, 2009#14

Dave

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Punks. We AARP people have Congress in our pockets! OUR POCKETS!!

Nov 4, 2009#15

Wasabi Poptart

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Dave said:
Punks. We AARP people have Congress in our pockets! OUR POCKETS!!

No wonder you have to keep your pants belted just below your flappy hooties.

Nov 4, 2009#16

Shannow

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Dave said:
Punks. We AARP people have Congress in our pockets! OUR POCKETS!!

The only thing we have to look forward to is your timely deaths! Then, the country is ours. OUUUUURSSS!!!

Nov 4, 2009#17

Chazwozel

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

A challenger appears.

Nov 4, 2009#18

Adammon

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Aren't these threads supposed to start with "yo, "?

Nov 4, 2009#19

Dave

Adammon said:
Aren't these threads supposed to start with "yo, "?

Fixed.

Nov 4, 2009#20

Adammon

Dave;289998][quote=Adammon said:
Aren't these threads supposed to start with "yo, "?

Fixed.[/QUOTE]

Much ass grassy ass.

Nov 4, 2009#21

The Lovely Boehner

Adammon said:
Much ass grassy ass.

Diablo Cody fan?

Nov 4, 2009#22

Adammon

Charlie Dont Surf;290011][quote=Adammon said:
Much ass grassy ass.

Diablo Cody fan?[/QUOTE]

Who? I don't listen to much teeny music?

Nov 4, 2009#23

Shannow

Yo, MTV Raps!

Nov 4, 2009#24

The Lovely Boehner

Adammon;290013][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;290011][quote=Adammon said:
Much ass grassy ass.

Diablo Cody fan?[/QUOTE]

Who? I don't listen to much teeny music?[/QUOTE]

Academy award-winning screenwriter of Juno and Jennifer's Body. That expression was in the latter

Nov 4, 2009#25

Adammon

Charlie Dont Surf;290023][quote=Adammon;290013][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;290011][quote=Adammon said:
Much ass grassy ass.

Nov 4, 2009#26

BananaHands

Adammon;290024][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;290023][quote=Adammon;290013][quote=Charlie Dont Surf;290011][quote=Adammon said:
Much ass grassy ass.

Diablo Cody fan?[/QUOTE]

Who? I don't listen to much teeny music?[/QUOTE]

Academy award-winning screenwriter of Juno and Jennifer's Body. That expression was in the latter[/QUOTE]

She won an award for that tripe!?! And I've yet to see Jennifer's Body - it'd destroy my PG13 opinion of Megan Fox.[/QUOTE]

Juno, blech. She won enough MTV Movie Awards with it, might as well win an academy award...

"Hey guys! I like Independent Movies! I've seen Juno!"

But this is beside the point...

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Nov 4, 2009#27

Dave

I've never seen Juno and won't see Jennifer's Body unless someone can promise me naked Megan Fox.

Nov 4, 2009#28

Shegokigo

I watched Jennifer's Body with the audio off.

:thumb:

Nov 4, 2009#29

Adammon

Shegokigo said:
I watched Jennifer's Body with the audio off.

:thumb:

That is apparently the best way to watch Diablo Cody movies.

Nov 4, 2009#30

BananaHands

Adammon;290047][quote=Shegokigo said:
I watched Jennifer's Body with the audio off.

:thumb:

That is apparently the best way to watch Diablo Cody movies.[/QUOTE]

Agreed. I think it also works with any Megan Fox movie as well.

Nov 4, 2009#31

Dave

But is she naked or just teasingly half naked?

Nov 4, 2009#32

BananaHands

Dave said:
But is she naked or just teasingly half naked?

Teasingly... and there's a small lesbian kiss. You might as well just youtube that part.

Nov 4, 2009#33

The Lovely Boehner

Juno's actually a good and well-written movie

Nov 4, 2009#34

Cajungal

^Was gonna say... I liked Juno.

I mean sure, I know precisely 0 teenagers who talk like she does, but I still enjoyed it.

Nov 4, 2009#35

Chazwozel

Cajungal said:
^Was gonna say... I liked Juno. I mean sure, I know precisely 0 teenagers who talk like she does, but I still enjoyed it.

?que?

Nov 4, 2009#36

Cajungal

Hay un problema?
(If this is about my comment on the movie's dialogue, I just said that because I was thrown by how people talked in the movie the first time I watched it. But in the end I enjoyed it.)

Nov 4, 2009#37

Adammon

Charlie Dont Surf said:
Juno's actually a good and well-written movie

....Right...

From IMDB:

Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I'm a suicide risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGuff: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants...
Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno MacGuff: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing...
Juno MacGuff: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.

Nov 4, 2009#38

Shannow

My job here is done.

Nov 4, 2009#39

Dave

Shannow said:
My job here is done.

That post goes great with your avatar.

Nov 4, 2009#40

Iaculus

Thirty qatloos on the newcomer.

Nov 4, 2009#41

Armadillo

Adammon;290082][quote=Charlie Dont Surf said:
Juno's actually a good and well-written movie

....Right...

From IMDB:

Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I'm a suicide risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGuff: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants...
Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno MacGuff: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing...
Juno MacGuff: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.

[/QUOTE]

Nov 4, 2009#42

ElJuski

Charlie Dont Surf said:
Juno's actually a good and well-written movie

We can't be friends anymore. The only thing Diablo Cody is worth is saying that she's from our hometown and apparently is family friends with one of my friends friends.

They twitter together. I hope Diablo Cody makes him famous one day. Because THAT guy, THAT guy has talent. Not burgerphone mackenzie.

Nov 4, 2009#43

Silver Jelly

I like Juno. People from that universe are extremely agile to find weird expressions, references and metaphors!

Nov 4, 2009#44

Gusto

Juno was mediocre.

I have no strong feelings for that movie one way or the other.

Nov 4, 2009#45

SeraRelm

Yet those same people love Tarantino for his oh so witty "dialogue". :puke:

Nov 4, 2009#46

Wasabi Poptart

Juno was an ok movie, but I really wanted to slap the character Juno in the face a few times.

Nov 4, 2009#47

Fun Size

I wanted to punch that Beeker kid in the wiener.

(I liked the movie.)

Nov 4, 2009#48

Cajungal

Wildsoul said:
Juno was an ok movie, but I really wanted to slap the character Juno in the face a few times.

I wanna know how a 16 year old has any idea who Soupy Sales is.

Nov 4, 2009#49

Silver Jelly

SeraRelm said:
Yet those same people love Tarantino for his oh so witty "dialogue".

I don't like Tarantino.

Nov 4, 2009#50

Adammon

SeraRelm said:
Yet those same people love Tarantino for his oh so witty "dialogue".

Right up there with Kevin Smith.

Nov 4, 2009#51

Dave

All dialogue out of context will seem weird but in the movie will fit. Nature of the beast.

---------- Post added at 04:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:31 PM ----------

Like song lyrics. Sometimes just reading them is bad but in the song they are cool.

Nov 4, 2009#52

Adammon

Dave said:
All dialogue out of context will seem weird but in the movie will fit. Nature of the beast.

---------- Post added at 04:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:31 PM ----------

Like song lyrics. Sometimes just reading them is bad but in the song they are cool.

What you're really saying is the delivery is good and not the writing.

Like Christopher Walken reading "Poker Face". The delivery is good, but the writing is shoddy.

Nov 4, 2009#53

HCGLNS

Cajungal said:
I wanna know how a 16 year old has any idea who Soupy Sales is.

:Cry:

Nov 4, 2009#54

Cajungal

Awww, there there. :\

Nov 4, 2009#55

Rubicon

DAVE!!! I am calling you out!!

Ross said:
Is it time for the monthly wipe already?

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