A Wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to, you piece of shit.
#9
figmentPez
You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master, you piece of shit.
#10
drawn_inward
This one is already implied:
Coffee is for closers, you piece of shit.
You had me at hello, you piece of shit.
You complete me, you piece of shit.
#11
PatrThom
"I know what you are." "Say it out loud, you piece of shit."
--Patrick
#12
Bubble181
Love means never having to say you're sorry, you piece of shit.
#13
@Li3n
SHOW ME THE MONEY, you piece of shit.
#14
PatrThom
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means, you piece of shit."
"Sometimes, the needs of the one...outweigh the needs of the many, you piece of shit."
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids, you piece of shit."
--Patrick
#15
Gryfter
" I have been, and always shall be, your friend... you piece of shit."
#16
@Li3n
Frankly, my dear, i don't give a damn, you piece of shit.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!... you piece of shit!
#17
Tinwhistler
"You shall not pass, you piece of shit!"
#18
drifter
Tell me I'm a good man, you piece of shit.
#19
MindDetective
"I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you, you piece of shit."
#20
MindDetective
Also: "There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for, you piece of shit."
#21
BErt
The one I put on Twitter was "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit"
#22
Cog
"Soylent Green is people!, you piece of shit"
#23
mikerc
Let them fight, you piece of shit.
Me Tarzan, you piece of shit.
#24
Bubble181
I'll be back, you piece of shit.
#25
GasBandit
Vasiliy, verify range to target. One ping only, you piece of shit.
I could have been somebody! I could have been a contender! Instead of a bum, which is what I am, you piece of shit.
#30
HCGLNS
I can't do that Dave, you piece of shit.
#31
Cheesy1
We don't talk about Bruno, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
#32
GasBandit
Oh bother, I've got a rumbly in my tumbly, you piece of shit.
#33
HCGLNS
Okay, well ... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get ‘em., you piece of shit.
#34
Celt Z
Rosebud... you piece of shit.
#35
GasBandit
My time in the light is dim... you piece of shit.
#36
bhamv3
Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, you piece of shit?
#37
HCGLNS
IN THE NAME OF THE LORD, WE DEMAND ENTRANCE TO THIS SACRED CASTLE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
#38
Shawn
ZuZu Bailey: Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
George Bailey: That's right, that's right.
George Bailey [Looks heavenward] Attaboy, Clarence... you piece of shit.
#39
Cog
That'll do pig, that'll do you piece of shit
#40
Gryfter
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship you piece of shit.
#41
HCGLNS
You're gonna need a bigger boat, you piece of shit.
#42
Sparhawk
Why’d it have to be snakes? You piece of shit.
#43
Tinwhistler
Mrs. Potts: Well, you can start by making yourself more presentable. Straighten up. Try to act like a gentleman, you piece of shit.
#44
PatrThom
"Do you wanna build a snowman, you piece of shit?"
"We named the dog Indiana, you piece of shit!"
"Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage..." "...Your rage will become your master, you piece of shit?"
--Patrick
#45
bhamv3
Straying slightly from the movies requirement...
... you piece of shit.
#46
HCGLNS
Kahn! You piece of shit!
#47
Dave
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart, you piece of shit.
#48
GasBandit
No. Try not. DO. Or do not. There is no try, piece of shit you.
Is it better to be born good, or through great effort, overcome your evil nature, you piece of shit?
#52
PatrThom
"You've got me? Who's got you, you piece of shit?"
"Listen. Listen! They passed down all the roads long ago. And the Red Bull ran behind them, and covered their footsteps, you piece of shit."
"The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, but the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true, you piece of shit."
--Patrick
#53
GasBandit
They'll look up to me and say, "Save us," and I'll reply, "No, you piece of shit."
#54
HCGLNS
Beam me up Scotty, you piece of shit.
#55
MindDetective
"Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, you piece of shit?"
Mind tricks don't work on me, only money, you piece of shit.
This belongs in a museum, you piece of shit.
Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday yousa pees of shit
#66
GasBandit
It's treason then, you piece of shit.
So uncivilized, you piece of shit.
Hold on, this whole operation was your idea, you piece of shit.
If money is all that you love, than that is what you shall receive, you piece of shit.
I've got a bad feeling about this, you piece of shit.
You wanna get outta here? Talk to me you piece of shit.
#69
MindDetective
What...is your favorite color, you piece of shit?
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Some call me....Tim? You piece of shit.
#70
ThatNickGuy
Gooble, gobble, we accept her, we accept her, one of us, one of us, you piece of shit!
#71
Cheesy1
"88 MILES PER HOUR, YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIT!!!"
#72
PatrThom
"Diplomatic immunityyy!"
*BANG*
"It's just been revoked, you piece of shit."
--Patrick
#73
GasBandit
A dream, to some. A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
#74
Ravenpoe
"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life... You piece of shit."
#75
Bubble181
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti, and a piece of shit
...wait....
#76
figmentPez
I’ve had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane, you piece of shit!
"I've seen things you people wouldn't belive. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beam glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. ...Time to die, you piece of shit".
#81
PatrThom
"Face eating, Jack? Is that some kind of delicacy, you piece of shit?"
"You sly dog! You got me monologuing. I can't believe it, you piece of shit."
"Why don't any fifty of you who want me to sit down and shut up come down here just for the fun of it, you piece of shit?"