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Usually I don't care for this kind of "match your this to that and here's what you are" type stuff, but it's been a slow day. I still don't wanna clog the "funny pictures" thread up with this drivel, so it gets its own thread. Here goes.




Screaming Snot. Would not try. Even once.

I got Unicorn's Sunset for mine

Virgin Ashtray

Best Man's Olive.

That's pretty terrible.

I'm suspicious of that "Olive" entry, it's in a different font. I think I might have got a doctored copy of the image. But I'm having trouble finding the original even though the website is listed.[DOUBLEPOST=1405726416,1405726090][/DOUBLEPOST]Found it. Uh... @ThatNickGuy .. you might want to stick with "Olive."

That Nick Guy - the drink traditionally served to bridesmaids.

So, unless you're born in July, your drink sounds awful.

CURDLED SNOT!

GasBandit said:

That Nick Guy - the drink traditionally served to bridesmaids.

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Funny little story spinning from that: I was Best Man at a friends wedding about ten years ago. His brother was a huge player. Over the course of the weekend, he slept with not one, not two, but three of the bridesmaids. Admittedly, none of them were exactly lookers and they had horrible self-esteem, but still. It's a feat I've yet to hear from anyone else.

During the reception, everyone was dancing and I was off to the side just enjoying the whole thing. He slides up to me and asks if my female friend on the dance floor was married. I told him no, but she was engaged. With a totally straight face, he asked, "Happily?" I just rolled my eyes and walked away.

Ah, but justice was served him later on. One of the bridesmaids was a crazy, clingy kind of person. She drove all the way from Fredericton to Charlottetown (about 4-5 hours, give or take) and knocked on his door unannounced.

Frank said:

So, unless you're born in July, your drink sounds awful.

CURDLED SNOT!

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Or as the rest of us call it, a Cement Mixer.

(Bailey's and lime juice)

MMmmm... Multi-colored Olive. Or, unedited, the kind of thing I'd go to a doctor for.

Kiss my Tastebuds but more fun is if I use HCGLNS

Kiss my Sweaty Hobbit Einstein's Bestmans Flaming Tastebuds.

Einstein's Vomit.

I hate fucking September. :/

Sweet & Sour Orgasm.

I suppose it's tonic water and peach schnapps with a little grenadine stirred in for color, served in a margarita glass with both a lime and orange slice stuck on the lip, easy on the salt.

--Patrick

Kiss My Snot

I don't know about this...

Sweaty cum... isn't that the way it should be? I know I'd sure as hell prefer that over a sweaty olive. Where the hell has that olive been?

Gared said:

Where the hell has that olive been?

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At the gym?

--Patrick

Rancid Orgasm.

...I shudder to think of what that entails.

filmfanatic said:

Rancid Orgasm.

...I shudder to think of what that entails.

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Ducking.

--Patrick

Multi-colored Toupee.

Flaming Sunset. How mundane.

Kiss My AshTray.

I would likely wake up feeling just as awesome as the morning after I drank Mick Jaggermeisters.

Screaming Nipple.


...No comment.

Einstein's Orgasm.

Celt Z said:

Einstein's Orgasm.

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Multi-colored tastebuds. That actually sounds fun!

Unicorn's Mouthwash.

DarkAudit said:

Unicorn's Mouthwash.

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Bo idea about the taste, but looks probably rainbow colored with rose petals for decoration.

Flying Sunset!?

Deadman's orgasm.

LordRendar said:

Deadman's orgasm.

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Well it's technically possible. Seems like a lot of trouble to go through, though.

--Patrick

Some of these sound pretty awesome actually, from an "Andy Dwyer's next band name" perspective.

"Deadman's Liver"

"Pickled Sunset"

I... what?

Celt Z said:

Einstein's Orgasm.

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Einstein's Orgasm!

Screaming Orgasm.
Sounds like a good drink.

Multi-colored vomit! Sounds like Chinese food.

Yoshimickster said:

Multi-colored vomit! Sounds like Chinese food.

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Dude, you never told me you came to visit the Seattle-Tacoma metroplex.

Mine sounds like a real drink as well.

Pickled Nipple.

I'm multicolored sunset and the wife is deadmans ashtray... Yuck

Sweet & sour toupe.

> not sure what toupe is
> Google
> urban dictionary
>can't unlearn

Pretty sure that's meant to be an "alternate" spelling of Toupee.

Screaming Liver.

Ravenpoe said:

Multi-colored tastebuds. That actually sounds fun!

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Oh gods, you and I have the same first initial and birth month! I imagine it being like one of those sweet and sour skittle drinks!

I can totally picture a drink named Screaming Liver.

sweaty mouthwash.

Screaming Tastebuds.

Sounds like something Guy Fieri would come up with; I am sure it would be killer.

Operation Wayne Down the Dwayne!

Dribbling Mouthwash. Well, yes, I do that if people talk to me after I brush.

Sweet & Sour Ash Tray.

Yummers.

Emrys said:

Sweet & Sour Ash Tray.

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Burnt Gummies


It has quite a kick.

--Patrick