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Pulled the idea from the PVP Thread, what would you choose to be your "Last/Final Words"?

You know you're going to die right after you say these words, so what do you say and to who are you saying it?

"Nice to finally meet you, Shego!"

"Oh, shit..."

Y'all hold my beer and watch this

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Fuck the police.

Fuck Charlie.

or

Please?

"I'll save you a seat."

"Peace out, bitches."

"Better Nate than lever!"

"Oh look, it didn't open." or alternately..."The earth looks lovely at this speed" Aka Ground rush is a mother fucker!

just before my head dies I will utter, "Death is but a doorway, time is but a window...I'll be back"

Pull my finger.

I love you. Go be happy.

We can't stop here! This is bat country!

It has been surmised for decades that my last words will indeed be "Ooops. That wasn't supposed to happen."

I'll try to go with as much dignity as Chucko

Rumors of my death have been greatly overstated.

"Don't try this at home. I'm what you call...an expert."

--Patrick

"Now you'll NEVER find the antidote!"

"Will I dream?"

"I'll go on ahead."
To my wife.

"Do you have any idea how hard it will be to blow out 120 candles?"

David said:

"Will I dream?"

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You're a penguin, not a whale.
Bah. Right idea, wrong mythos.

--Patrick

David said:

"Will I dream?"

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Yes Hal...

No words, just laughter.



haunting....haunting laughter.

My God, it's full of stars!

"Some day, someone like me is going to kill you and your whole fucking race."

With the absence of alien bugs that just comes off as super racist.

Like the paramedic trying to give you CPR is going to wonder what the hell he ever did to you.

Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?

PatrThom said:

You're a penguin, not a whale.
Bah. Right idea, wrong mythos.

--Patrick

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your original post, were you referencing the wind-fish from legend of zelda: link's awakening?

The nuclear devices I have installed at every major world capital through the course of my life are synced to detonate when my heart stops; peace out fuckers.

phil said:

With the absence of alien bugs that just comes off as super racist.

Like the paramedic trying to give you CPR is going to wonder what the hell he ever did to you.

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Hmph. Well if you wanna get all technical about it...

"No light? They always said there would be a — Ah..."

"I'm not falling asleep at the wheel, I'm just resting my eyes."

"I know it was you. You broke my heart."

Necronic said:

"I know it was you. You broke my heart."

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The thread is the last words you say before you die. Not the last words your victim hears before you kill them.

"Is that a train, or a man with a flashlight?"

Ravenpoe said:

"Is that a train, or a man with a flashlight?"

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I knew a flashlight did NOT belong there!

"And with strange aeons even death may die."

"Jay, what's the gun for? I thought you liked the new likes buttons!"

Nice try Shegs, but i don't do spoilers... if you want to hear then you'll have to put in the effort of coming over here and murdering them out of me...

I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

No long, slow sleep of death embalmed. We shall burn, like the heathen kings of old. Bring wood and oil.

Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... And then you see it. White shores... and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

Adammon said:

"I'm not falling asleep at the wheel, I'm just resting my eyes."

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I snarfed my milk reading this one. Well played, sir. Well played.

Bones said:

your original post, were you referencing the wind-fish from legend of zelda: link's awakening?

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Nope. Never played it.
The actual quote I thought was being referenced was: "I wonder if it'll be friends with me?"

--Patrick

Tell my tale to those who ask, tell it truly, the evil deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest...is silence...

...and the fortune you are all expecting in the will; I spent it.

Well, if I don't get the one I said in the other thread, I'll settle for, "I'm warning you, one more step and everything blows up."

"What's the worst that can happen..."

sixpackshaker said:

The thread is the last words you say before you die. Not the last words your victim hears before you kill them.

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Why can't it be both?

Necronic said:

Why can't it be both?

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I guess I'm a little touchy on the subject of Murder-Suicide.

sixpackshaker said:

I guess I'm a little touchy on the subject of Murder-Suicide.

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And here I just thought it was a hilariously cruel thing to say to your significant other/family right as you expire. "I know what you did. You broke my heart. Uuughhhhhghhkkklll...."

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

"I drank what?" -Socrates

Gryfter said:

"I drank what?" -Val Kilmer

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FTFY

Aiieee...*zoom*...*splat*...ow.

Probably, "Well, fuck."

Honestly, I think my last words will be some variation of, "Well, I won't be doing that again."

--Patrick

sounds like the time I walked away from a car accident, my exact words were "that was fun, don't think I would do it again..."

"Think up something cool, tell people I said it."