You're terminated, fucker.

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Chazwozel

Yep, I got shit canned today along with my whole department due to higher up pricks who decided to cut corners. Fun times.

 
Sorry to hear that Chaz. I always thought healthcare was one of the safe places to be in an economic downturn.
 
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Chazwozel

Sorry to hear that Chaz. I always thought healthcare was one of the safe places to be in an economic downturn.

Not when your shithead higher ups fuck up their budgets so bad that whole departments go under. (Do those assholes lose their jobs? Hell no!)
 
Sorry to hear that Chaz. I always thought healthcare was one of the safe places to be in an economic downturn.

Not when your shithead higher ups fuck up their budgets so bad that whole departments go under. (Do those assholes lose their jobs? Hell no!)[/QUOTE]

Hell no, they get promoted because they reduced administrative overhead. Not producing anything in the long term, but short term, numbers look good.
 
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Sorry to hear that Chaz. I always thought healthcare was one of the safe places to be in an economic downturn.

Not when your shithead higher ups fuck up their budgets so bad that whole departments go under. (Do those assholes lose their jobs? Hell no!)[/QUOTE]

So do you still have your cleaning business to fall back on?
 

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If anyone has the ability to get something prestigious quickly it's you. You're a God damned scientist!

Good luck, Chaz! With everything going on you need some good luck for a change.
 
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Le Quack

Was this the job you told us you were taking a risk on not too long ago? Its shitty to see it didn't turn out. I hope you and your family will make it easy throughout the holidays and last until you can find another job.
 
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Chazwozel

Was this the job you told us you were taking a risk on not too long ago? Its shitty to see it didn't turn out. I hope you and your family will make it easy throughout the holidays and last until you can find another job.
Not a risk really. I thought this would be a sure thing for at least 5 years. Oh well. My department was chugging along just fine under my iron fist. I don't think I'll have too much of a problem finding work. There's always post-doc positions.

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Sorry to hear that Chaz. I always thought healthcare was one of the safe places to be in an economic downturn.

Not when your shithead higher ups fuck up their budgets so bad that whole departments go under. (Do those assholes lose their jobs? Hell no!)[/quote]

So do you still have your cleaning business to fall back on?[/QUOTE]


Yes sir. My wife is my sugah mama now.
 
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nufan

I feel your pain. and on a monday no less. that's just heartless.

Higher ups never get fired because they have their nose so far up someone else's ass they can smell the mouthwash.
 
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Chazwozel

I feel your pain. and on a monday no less. that's just heartless.

Higher ups never get fired because they have their nose so far up someone else's ass they can smell the mouthwash.

I had to console two of my technicians because the holidays are coming up. They asked me why we were let go on a Monday too. Monday is the worst day for this sort of shit.
 
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That sucks man. I can't believe they did it on a monday and before a holiday.

In two weeks some dickheads will be sitting in a conference room talking about how great it is they cut their budget.
 
Goddamn, I'm sorry, Chaz. I'm glad you don't feel finding work will be too much of a problem; I hope that's the case for the rest of your department too.

And what a bunch of shitheads in the upstairs...
 
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Sorry Chaz. That really blows goats to be let go right before the holidays.
 
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That sucks :( I'm sorry to hear that. Good luck finding something else soon!
 
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Soliloquy

Yikes, that's gotta sting. I hate it when poor management ends up hurting the people who actually do all the work, with no real consequences for the people who made the actual mistakes.
 
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Chazwozel

do you get any severance package?

I got nothing but a pat on the head and two weeks pay. I'm really more pissed than worried about getting a new job. I'm actually contemplating on joining the army to be honest. Army scientists get to work on some funky shit.
 

fade

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Well, to be fair, they did stipulate no reanimation projects specifically in your contract. The fact that all your "assistants" had hunchbacks and substandard English skills didn't help. I understand from HR that the villagers with pitchforks and torches were the last straws. Bad for PR.
 
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Chaz, What type of science are you interested in?
I know pretty much every single Army Science lab in the country and they are always looking for good slave labor... er I mean scientists, yes scientists.

In all seriousness if your interested in Army Medical Science let me know.
 
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Chazwozel

Chaz, What type of science are you interested in?
I know pretty much every single Army Science lab in the country and they are always looking for good slave labor... er I mean scientists, yes scientists.

In all seriousness if your interested in Army Medical Science let me know.
microbiology, which is why I'd like to go Navy if I go military. The Navy has a ridiculous micro program. In all honesty, I'll probably post-doc for a couple of years and try my shot at assistant professor somewhere. But until I get a job, I'll be happily suckling on the teat of the unemployment office.
 
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