Ze british... zey don't like ze noize...

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8021185.stm

Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'

A woman has been remanded in custody accused of breaching an Asbo banning her from being noisy during sex.

Neighbours complained of hearing Caroline Cartwright, 48, groaning and her bed banging against the wall at her home in Washington, Wearside.

Earlier this month she was given a four-year Asbo banning her from making excessive noise anywhere in England.

But she appeared in court on Monday, charged with three breaches of her Asbo in just 10 days.

She was remanded in custody until 5 May.

Cartwright was convicted of five breaches of a noise abatement notice on 17 April and fined £515.

But Houghton le Spring Magistrates' Court heard police arrested her on 18 April, on 22 April and again on 26 April, after reports from neighbours she was flouting the ban with her husband Steve.

Prosecutor Claire Ward said neighbours complained to police about early morning noises including shouting and groaning coming from the Cartwrights' home in Hall Road, Concord, Washington.

Cartwright elected to be tried by jury and the case will be transferred to Newcastle Crown Court at a later date.
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Now there's a jury it would be something to be in...
 
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Batdan

North_Ranger said:
Oh... for some reason I thought this was about that joke with the nudist Englishwoman and the policeman.

My bad.
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Please elaborate...
 
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Wasabi Poptart

If she's having sex with her husband, why are they only complaining about her and not them as a couple?
 
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WildSoul said:
If she's having sex with her husband, why are they only complaining about her and not them as a couple?
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Because she was the one making the noise?

In any case, when I was at college, my neighbour was REALLY loud during sex as well. Waking up at 2am by the sound of sex with the whole wall shaking isn't fun, trust me. Some women just get a kick out of being very loud - but come on, be a bit considerate okay?
 
@Li3n

@Li3n

WildSoul said:
If she's having sex with her husband, why are they only complaining about her and not them as a couple?
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Everyone knows men can't resist sex... so it's the woman's duty to protect us from it and the sonic pollution it causes.... or something.
 
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Batdan

Well I guess this means my gf and I can't go to England. I hope Scotland has a differing opinion.
 
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JCM

Hmm... this is why Ive built a box of concrete with porcelain tiles and throw two mattresses over. No creaking, no breaking the bed or anything of the type.
 
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