Dear forumites, this is totally not a scam

[Gusto]

I only trust Ham Sammich with my fake money.

 

[Krisken]

I am going to find the worst stock available and put all my Halbucks into it. Just to watch them burn.

 

[Frank]

Stealing my shtick.

 

[PatrThom]

Stealing my shtick.

You can take your shtick and shove it where the Sun don't shine.
Like into THQ.
Which you probably would.

--Patrick

 

[Krisken]

I just chose a company and put everything in it. I admit, I don't care what happens to it.

 

[Frank]

I'ma kill you dead with e-knives!

 

[Krisken]

Awww man, e-knives are the worst!

 

[Vrii]

So I googled "worst stocks to buy," picked a result, and then spent all of my halbucks on one of the results.

There's no way I won't win this.

 

[North_Ranger]

I only trust Ham Sammich with my fake money.

I am MC Ham Sammich and I approve of this message.

Now give me all your money, bitches.

 

[jwhouk]

May I suggest you bury them in my pocket instead?

But you don't have pockets!

 

[strawman]

jwhouk thanks! Your halbuck is currently earning me money on the Berlin stock exchange. As long as Samsung keeps beating apple over there, ADVENTUUUUUUUUUURE!!!

 

[SpecialKO]

I tried giving you negative HalBucks, but it didn't work!

 

[North_Ranger]

But you don't have pockets!

Fine, you can put your money in my chemo cap.[DOUBLEPOST=1354896616][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, Gusto ... Your investment has now been used to bring monies from Nokia. F*** Motorola.

 

[SpecialKO]

So who is officially our forum Bernie Madoff?

 

[Dave]

Not me, I'm the BEP. I can print all the money I want. Aw yeah!

 

[Wahad]

Not me, I'm the BEP. I can print all the money I want. Aw yeah!

Oh god, we'll be the next Zimbabwe/Weimar Republic.

 

[Dave]

That explains why most of my money is in KONE, right?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

No. Stienman is the forum Kony. He's the one with all the child soldiers.

 

[sixpackshaker]

That explains why most of my money is in KONE, right?

What did Carl Weathers ever do to you?

 

[Frank]

 

[sixpackshaker]

 

[Jax]

I bought the maximum of one stock before I realized that was all I could buy... And it's not doing so well :S

 

[HCGLNS]

There used to be a board function for helping to relocate unwanted Halbucks, but Dave turned it off for some reason. If he were to turn it back on, I'm sure I could help you collect all those unwanted Halbucks stienman.

 

[Gusto]

Yo North_Ranger can I cash out.

 

[North_Ranger]

Sure, Gusto ... I will just need some documentation from you so I can process your request. Two valid IDs, birth certificate, fishing license, a full DNA scan, dental records and license to sell hair tonic to bald eagles in Omaha, Nebraska should cover it.

 

[Gusto]

Sure, Gusto ... I will just need some documentation from you so I can process your request. Two valid IDs, birth certificate, fishing license, a full DNA scan, dental records and license to sell hair tonic to bald eagles in Omaha, Nebraska should cover it.

Fun fact: I've used a fishing license as a government-issue identification before.

 

[Gusto]

Sure, Gusto ... I will just need some documentation from you so I can process your request. Two valid IDs, birth certificate, fishing license, a full DNA scan, dental records and license to sell hair tonic to bald eagles in Omaha, Nebraska should cover it.

Seriously gimme my damn money.

 

[strawman]

AAAAAADVEEEEEENTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!

 

[Gusto]

No one give North_Ranger any money, he'll totally never give it back.

 

[North_Ranger]

No one give North_Ranger any money, he'll totally never give it back.

MC Ham Sammich resents that remark. MC Ham Sammich is totally legit. Has he made himself clear, or does MC Ham Sammich need to choke a bitch?

 

[sixpackshaker]

...or does MC Ham Sammich need to choke a bitch?

Just like Mama Cass...

too soon?

 

[North_Ranger]

Just like Mama Cass...

too soon?

MC Ham Sammich don't know no Mama Cass. Just gimme your money, bitches.

 

[sixpackshaker]

MC Ham Sammich don't know no Mama Cass. Just gimme your money, bitches.

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/mamacass.asp