I'm more weirded out by the fact that we all grew up poor. There's some kind of correlation there. We were a classic backwoods family in a lot of ways. I grew up in rural nowhere, one of six barefoot kids running around. The thing that bugged me the most as a kid was the lack of new clothes. I wore hand-me-downs from one of my dad's coworker's kids who grew up in the 70s, and I had to wear tape on my glasses because we couldn't afford new ones. Right in the heart of the Revenge of the Nerds era.
I'm not. Fucking 1%...