HF Secret Santa 2012: SEND GIFT (Deadline: December 7th)
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Same. I haven't checked my mail this much in a long time
Twist ending: it's thong underwear.I just got a message from my dad: apparently there's a package waiting for me at home. And I'm not expecting anything other than an HFSS gift.
Or socks...
North_Ranger
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The two aren't mutually inconclusive.
North_Ranger
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It's a guy thing.
North_Ranger
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But I had a diagram ready... 
North_Ranger
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Okay, first you take a firm grip of the unit...
Dave
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Oh hai! The following one man play is thumbnails because my camera takes HUGE FUCKING PICTURES!!!
After a hard day of work, I come home to....A PACKAGE!!
Ooh! What could it be, thought I? Think Geek?!? This has to be good!
With that I got a little overly excited and attacked the box like it kicked my puppy.
I opened it...OH JOY!!
Giant bubble wrap with monkeys on it! Just what I wanted!
But wait! There's more! A Tyrion Lannister bobble head?!? (I think it's actual size!)
And...fuzzy feet? What? Oh! They are HOBBIT SLIPPERS! *whew* For a moment I thought I was back at elementary school with the Neanderthal brothers!
And, of course, the Monkey sticker...which my wife called dibs on.
Last, me with my booty by the back door in the kitchen. I probably should have moved the towels we use to wipe off the dogs when they come in all wet and muddy, but I just had to wear the slippers for a picture. They compliment my work clothes wonderfully!
Thanks,BananaHands Totally Anonymous Secret Santa!
After a hard day of work, I come home to....A PACKAGE!!
Ooh! What could it be, thought I? Think Geek?!? This has to be good!
With that I got a little overly excited and attacked the box like it kicked my puppy.
I opened it...OH JOY!!
Giant bubble wrap with monkeys on it! Just what I wanted!
But wait! There's more! A Tyrion Lannister bobble head?!? (I think it's actual size!)
And...fuzzy feet? What? Oh! They are HOBBIT SLIPPERS! *whew* For a moment I thought I was back at elementary school with the Neanderthal brothers!
And, of course, the Monkey sticker...which my wife called dibs on.
Last, me with my booty by the back door in the kitchen. I probably should have moved the towels we use to wipe off the dogs when they come in all wet and muddy, but I just had to wear the slippers for a picture. They compliment my work clothes wonderfully!
Thanks,
North_Ranger
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One of my favorite novels. Vampire$ by the same author is also good - too bad about the crappy movie adaptation.
Dave
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Ooh! Never read that! Have to find it.
North_Ranger
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Technically, it's more legs than feet...
YAY!I got it yesterday LittleSin but in all the excitement of getting a new job and filling out forms and going to get beers I totally forgot about it until I went to work this morning.
I'll open it wen I'm home
THONG UNDERWEAR
You'll need to talk to North_Ranger about that stuff.
Let me see that thoooooooong... (thongthathongthongthongthong)
Nothing as well and with mail being unavailable until the 26th I officially declare this : Late Santa
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