As a dog lover and owner, I resent that comparison. A lot.
You may substitute horses, seagulls, or even doomweasels if you prefer. As a long-time owner of multiple guns, I resent the idiotic notion some people have that my guns will get up and terrorize the populace entirely of their own accord simply because they exist, or that they serve as nothing more than a predictive yardstick of how many people I will kill once I realize someone has switched my coffee for Folgers crystals*. I chose dogs because they are often trotted out as a "safe" alternative to gun ownership ("You don't need a gun. What
you need is a good Doberman/Alsatian/Akita in your house.") and yet somehow dogs
also kill a number of people every year**, scare and annoy the neighbors (I guarantee if you have a dozen dogs in your yard all the time, people
will talk about the noise/smell, etc), and require a
lot of upkeep and handling to keep in check.
For the life of me, I can't see why you would resent the comparison. I don't own any dogs, but I have no hate for them. (rereads comment) Ah, perhaps I see it. I did not mean to imply that
all dogs, when released into a quiet, suburban neighborhood, are looking for an excuse to bay and rampage willy-nilly, growling and baring their teeth at residents and ripping unsupervised children to shreds. That's unrealistic, and more reminiscent of post-apocalyptic movie dog stereotypes. However, if you own a dozen dogs ("toy" breeds possibly excepted), and they decide to get curious enough about the land beyond their fence to go exploring through an open gate for an hour or so, then no matter how well-behaved they are nor how much restraint they show, I'm willing to bet the local newspaper's headline the next day will still be WILD DOGS ROAM THE STREETS. Not because your dogs were mean, but because your neighbors felt threatened, and because people tend to be easily scared. Likewise, if I went for a casual evening stroll minding my own business but with a dozen guns strapped to my person, people would be nervous.
Obliquely like guns, the attitude of the dog(s) will be a direct reflection of the attitude of the owner. A gun owned by a responsible and well-adjusted individual is less likely to harm someone the same way that a dog which is cared for by a loving owner is unlikely to go hunting prey in the neighborhood, and the only people who need fear the bark of either are those who wish harm to the owner. And
those people...probably deserve what they get.
--Patrick
*side note. I don't drink coffee. Don't like the taste.
**granted, a much
smaller number. About one reported death
in the USA every two weeks, if Wikipedia is to believed.
(
Edited after reading
Calleja 's following post)