Zack Snyder to direct a Star Wars movie.

[CynicismKills]

So yeah, there's that.

I hope you're ready for a really, uh, shiny movie. Because he likes his actors to be shiny. It's kind of unsettling, really.

 

[sixpackshaker]

But Lucasfilm already did the Seven Samurai in the Clone Wars Cartoons.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I just felt a great disturbance in the force...

 

[CynicismKills]

That's what I heard, I've not seen much of Clone Wars. I just don't see him as a good fit for the universe in general.

 

[MindDetective]

I just felt a great disturbance in the force...

Said the alien chick at the end of the slow motion sex scene.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Said the alien chick at the end of the slow motion sex scene.

THAT'S NOT TRUE... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

 

[MindDetective]

THAT'S NOT TRUE... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Search your feelings...

 

[Ravenpoe]

I've got a bad feeling about this.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Said the alien chick at the end of the slow motion sex scene.

That's no MOON!

 

[Jay]

IMHO? It's a bonus movie outside of the trilogy.

And that's 4 more than what Lucasarts was offering me beforehand.

 

[Ravenpoe]

WAARRGLGLGLGL

 

[phil]

Eh. I'm fine with this.

The only thing I'm really mad about is now I realized how long its been since I've seen seven samurai and need to find my DVD of it.

 

[sixpackshaker]

WAARRGLGLGLGL

We're ready to jump into Hyperspace, Chewie?

 

[Gusto]

Whatever.

 

[Espy]

Well, it can't be any worse than the prequels so, bring it on.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Well, it can't be any worse than the prequels so, bring it on.

DON'T EVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!! or it will happen...

 

[blotsfan]

Man, I remember when this was an April Fools joke a few years ago.

Still, I'm of the opinion that the more star wars the better. I love them, and I can't imagine liking the original 3 any less because of any new ones.

 

[ElJuski]

Aaaand it's already been denied.

 

[Gusto]

Aaaand it's already been denied.

(Extra funny because it's Judge Snyder.)

 

[CynicismKills]

Woah, that was quick.

 

[Zappit]

THIS IS ENDOOOOOORRRR!!!!!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

So, I guess that tease was just a....sucker punch.

 

[bhamv3]

"And so my Master died. And my friends died. Barely a year ago. Long I pondered my Master's cryptic talk of victory. But time has proven him wise. For from free system to free system the story spread, how brave Luke and his companions Han, so far from home, laid down their lives, not just for Yavin, but for all of the Republic, and the promise that this rebellion holds.

Now, here on this jungle moon called Endor, Sidious's hordes face OBLITERATION!

Just there, the stormtroopers huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers, knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the lightsabers and blasters of just a few. Yet here they stare now, across the vacuum, at a Jedi like my father before me, commanding the fleet of the Rebel Alliance!

The enemy outnumber us a paltry million to one! Good odds for any rebel! This day, we rescue a galaxy from the Dark Side and tyranny, and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine.

GIVE THANKS MEN, TO OBI-WAN AND THE BRAVE JEDI!

TO VICTORY!!"

 

[Hailey Knight]

It's over. Fuck it.

 

[Adam]

Should get Paul Anderson to direct instead. Resident Evil is AWESOME

 

[North_Ranger]

At least we'll be spared the sight of glowing Qui-Gon penis.

 

[ScytheRexx]

This has already been debunked? What a shame, I was going to love all the photoshops of Darth Vadar kicking Palpatine into the pit going "THIS... IS... ENDOR!"

 

[Azurephoenix]

Get Uwe Boll to direct it! How could that possibly go wrong?

 

[ScytheRexx]

Ha ha ha you make good idea bluebirdguy! We make movie with the swooshing and the midget bear tits. Ya?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

No no no. Uwe Bole is SO ten years ago.

Star Wars needs Tommy "The Room" Wiseau, my friends.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LEIA!

 

[Azurephoenix]

No no no. Uwe Bole is SO ten years ago.

Star Wars needs Tommy "The Room" Wiseau, my friends.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LEIA!

He may be ten years ago... but he IS terrible

 

[bhamv3]

He may be ten years ago... but he IS terrible

I seem to recall a Batman comic where a guy tosses a knife at Batman's hand, and manages to precisely hit the gap between two fingers. The bad guy points out it takes skill to miss with such accuracy.

Uwe Boll is such a deft craftsman of bad movies, it's like he's dissected movies both good and bad, and kept only the bad parts. He's distilled bad movies down to an art, to take originally entertaining properties and remove all entertainment from them. To hire awesome actors and manage to make them look like buffoons. To make absolutely the worst possible films while still being able to call them films.

He's good at what he does. It's just that what he does is bad.

 

[Bowielee]

Speaking of good actors in bad movies, Ben Kingsley really will accept any part they throw him now a days, won't he.