Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

Yoshimickster · Jan 23, 2013

Went to friend's house to get a book I thought I lent him. I got the book I lent him back...but it wasn't the book I thought I lent him. So now I need to go through all my stuff to find this book. Because reorganizing is just what I wanted to do today.

Chad Sexington · Jan 23, 2013

Adam said:
Was clipping my hair last night, shaving it down as per usual, I had done a good 1/3rd of the front - and the razor died.

Went to my backup razor and shaved the rest; except the other razor didn't cut it short enough so I had a large patch of very short hair surrounded by a little bit longer (and darker hair) all around it.

Frustrated, I ended up biccing the whole thing. I am an idiot.

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How were those 40 cakes, Lex?

MindDetective · Jan 23, 2013

Headblade for the win!

sixpackshaker · Jan 23, 2013

MindDetective said:
Headblade for the win!

I could not find them last year. I just had to trust my Gillette.

MindDetective · Jan 23, 2013

I consistently see them at Walgreens.

sixpackshaker · Jan 23, 2013

I have a few more years before that becomes a necessity again.

I hope.

Adam · Jan 23, 2013

Chad Sexington said:
How were those 40 cakes, Lex?

You son of a bitch.

fade · Jan 23, 2013

Adam said:
Was clipping my hair last night, shaving it down as per usual, I had done a good 1/3rd of the front - and the razor died.

Went to my backup razor and shaved the rest; except the other razor didn't cut it short enough so I had a large patch of very short hair surrounded by a little bit longer (and darker hair) all around it.

Frustrated, I ended up biccing the whole thing. I am an idiot.

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Ha! I can finally use some of this Lex Luthor material!

Chad Sexington said:
How were those 40 cakes, Lex?

Dammit!

Adam · Jan 23, 2013

fade said:
Ha! I can finally use some of this Lex Luthor material!

Dammit!

blotsfan · Jan 23, 2013

Chad Sexington said:
How were those 40 cakes, Lex?

Terrible, I'd assume.

jwhouk · Jan 23, 2013

WasabiPoptart said:
I have! It was really chilly a few nights ago when I was at the park with my kids. The tradewinds were blowing pretty hard and the sun was going down. It was about 72 F out there. Brr.

Shutup.

Yoshimickster · Jan 23, 2013

I'm honestly okay with how cold it is down here in SJ, but thats only through the odd body conditioning that I've gone through that I don't recomend because it involved getting a cold almost every other week. Be lucky you were never young me, is what I'm saying.

jwhouk · Jan 23, 2013

It got up to about 4 today - and it felt like we were having a heat wave.

PatrThom · Jan 23, 2013

Yoshimickster said:
I'm honestly okay with how cold it is down here in SJ, but thats only through the odd body conditioning that I've gone through that I don't recomend because it involved getting a cold almost every other week. Be lucky you were never young me, is what I'm saying.

Too late.

--Patrick

Sparhawk · Jan 23, 2013

Right now, 8:43pm, it is a blizzardly 63F outside. I'm not sure I can take this blasted cold weather for much longer!

Ravenpoe · Jan 23, 2013

Yoshimickster said:
I'm honestly okay with how cold it is down here in SJ, but thats only through the odd body conditioning that I've gone through that I don't recomend because it involved getting a cold almost every other week. Be lucky you were never young me, is what I'm saying.

I'm very glad.

Yoshimickster · Jan 23, 2013

I remember one time I had an asthma attack- AND had a cold. Personally I think surviving that is one of the factors that gave me the deus like immunity and recovery system that I have. Hell, I woke up with a cold the other day & it only lasted an hour. Now all I gotta do is fix my back and I SHALL BE THE GREATEST SAYAIN WARRIAH THAT HAS EVER LIVED!

Ravenpoe · Jan 23, 2013

Yoshimickster said:
I remember one time I had an asthma attack- AND had a cold. Personally I think surviving that is one of the factors that gave me the deus like immunity and recovery system that I have. Hell, I woke up with a cold the other day & it only lasted an hour. Now all I gotta do is fix my back and I SHALL BE THE GREATEST SAYAIN WARRIAH THAT HAS EVER LIVED!

It sounds more like you confuse morning allergies with having a cold.

Yoshimickster · Jan 23, 2013

Ravenpoe said:
It sounds more like you confuse morning allergies with having a cold.

I've had morning allergies, and it wasn't I can tell the difference. When I have a cold I feel warm and soggy, when I'm going through allergies I feel dry as all hell.

Adam · Jan 23, 2013

And after all that sickness, stienman ended up with yet another child on the way. He's been taking steroids of the semen no doubt.

fade · Jan 23, 2013

This one time, at band camp

Bubble181 · Jan 24, 2013

Adam, why would you let anything grow? You know all the cool kids are bald. Lex. Kane. Me.

fade · Jan 24, 2013

There's an asterisk next to Steinman's kids' names on their birth certificate.

Gusto · Jan 24, 2013

I'm kinda queasy today? I really hope I don't have to go home sick but I feel like there's vomit pending.

Gusto · Jan 24, 2013

This is that flu that's going around!

Cajungal · Jan 24, 2013

Nooooooo!

dill616 · Jan 24, 2013

I just got ink all over my hands and desk while trying to refill an inkpad. It looks like a squid came all over the place. The best part is that the refill is called "neat-flo." Neat my ass.

Chad Sexington · Jan 24, 2013

stienman said:

Neat.

Gusto · Jan 24, 2013

Welp, home sick. Yaaaay.

GasBandit · Jan 24, 2013

Gusto said:
Welp, home sick. Yaaaay.

So I googled 'looming death' to try to find a morbid image to ridicule you in your infirmity, and this is what it spat out:

Edit: see next post by figmentPez

I don't think that google is quite on the same page with me. Doesn't really grok what I'm trying to accomplish here.

figmentPez · Jan 24, 2013

Your image doesn't like hotlinking.

fade · Jan 24, 2013

I didn't know Gusto had such nice boobies.

figmentPez · Jan 24, 2013

fade said:
I didn't know Gusto had such nice boobies.

I'm surprised that fact hasn't dawned on you before.

sixpackshaker · Jan 24, 2013

GasBandit said:
So I googled 'looming death' to try to find a morbid image to ridicule you in your infirmity, and this is what it spat out:

I don't think that google is quite on the same page with me. Doesn't really grok what I'm trying to accomplish here.

I think it has more to do with your search history, than your actual search... red-hair and big boobs is likely 90% of your searches...

figmentPez · Jan 24, 2013

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sixpackshaker said:
I think it has more to do with your search history, than your actual search... red-hair and big boobs is likely 90% of your searches...

This image came up in my search results for "looming death", what on earth does that say about what I've been searching for?