The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Terrik]

Air pollution in China has gotten so bad that one entrepreneur has decided to sell cans of fresh air.

Oh dear lord I hate this clown.

That is what he is. A rich clown.

Doing his incredibly clowny things.

He once smashed electric bikes to "protest" air pollution.

Think about that.


G-d damn clown.

Spoiler

 

[DarkAudit]

Spoiler

That's a Bozo no-no.

 

[Bubble181]

A Flemish politician wants to give subsidies to The Voice (the local version of course), because it's such a valuable cultural program and promotes diversity.

*sigh* THIS is what you want to talk about?

 

[WasabiPoptart]

My hands smell like garlic. I've washed them several times since I peeled the single clove I used in our dinner.

 

[drifter]

My hands smell like garlic. I've washed them several times since I peeled the single clove I used in our dinner.

Try rubbing a metal spoon (or any kind of stainless steel) under running water.

 

[Emrys]

Wash them with salt and see if that helps.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Try rubbing a metal spoon (or any kind of stainless steel) under running water.

This! WasabiPoptart Do thiiiiiiiis[DOUBLEPOST=1359743275][/DOUBLEPOST]I don't know why it works, though. I wish I did. But it works. I even do it dry, and then wash my hands and then... s'all good.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Emrys]

Advice Duck?

 

[Gilgamesh]

Advice Duck?

Advice Mallard would be the exact meme.

 

[Emrys]

I sit corrected.

 

[Gilgamesh]

I sit corrected.

There's a red version called Bad Advice Mallard.

 

[North_Ranger]

My hands smell like garlic. I've washed them several times since I peeled the single clove I used in our dinner.

Find a vampire to pimp slap.

 

[GasBandit]

Advice Mallard would be the exact meme.

Actually, it's "Actual Advice Mallard." Plain old "advice" was taken by the first advice animal, "Advice Dog."

Actual Advice Mallard is quickly becoming known for actually dispensing really actually good advice that is easy to use, as opposed to the lies of Advice Dog, the tough love of Courage Wolf, and the psychopathy of Insanity Wolf.

 

[Chad Sexington]

TESLA WAS ELECTRIC JESUS

 

[sixpackshaker]

Faraday may want to have a word with you.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Find a vampire to pimp slap.

Best advice EVER!

 

[North_Ranger]

Best advice EVER!

I only did my duty, Your Highness. *bows deeply*

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I only did my duty, Your Highness. *bows deeply*

And for that we are grateful, Sir Ranger of the North.

 

[Yoshimickster]

I borrowed an essential Teen Titans book from the library today. There is nothing more hilarious than comic book stories that try to relate to youth.

 

[GasBandit]

I borrowed an essential Teen Titans book from the library today. There is nothing more hilarious than comic book stories that try to relate to youth.

I heard CN is putting Teen Titans back into production.

 

[AshburnerX]

I heard CN is putting Teen Titans back into production.

It's not going to be like it was. It's going to be much more comedic and will follow the chibi style they've been using for the Teen Titans shorts. It's basically just the same cast and voice actors doing a completely different show with the same characters.

This isn't a bad thing. The Teen Titans shorts have been great. Now I just want a Super Best Friends show...

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Sparhawk]

Am I the only person that reads Downton Abbey as Downtown Abbey? Every single time I see Downton, even in this post, I read Downtown.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Am I the only person that reads Downton Abbey as Downtown Abbey? Every single time I see Downton, even in this post, I read Downtown.

Wait...its NOT Downtown Abbey? My mind is blown.

 

[LittleSin]

Am I the only person that reads Downton Abbey as Downtown Abbey? Every single time I see Downton, even in this post, I read Downtown.

I just realized I've been doing this every time.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Yoshimickster]

Owls, once a creature associated with premonitions of certain doom- now a symbol of silly faces.

 

[GasBandit]

Owls, once a creature associated with premonitions of certain doom- now a symbol of silly faces.

 

[Yoshimickster]

They still look cool though, they are at the top of my list of animals that should shoot lasers from their eyes. Right before rabbits.

 

[GasBandit]

They still look cool though, they are at the top of my list of animals that should shoot lasers from their eyes. Right before rabbits.

 

[North_Ranger]

 

[Ravenpoe]

... It's not Downtown Abbey?

 

[North_Ranger]

... It's not Downtown Abbey?

... No.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Its like we just sub-consciously add the "w" letter or sound whenever the name is uttered.