Strange Confessions
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I'm not a fan of belly buttons. I find them gross. Touching them is torture for me.
When watching TV the volume has to be numbers of 5...like 15, 20, 25. 12 is okay, but I don't like it to be on other numbers. (I feel this would be OCD, but I only do this when I'm in charge of the remote. If my husband is watching TV and I see the volume isn't on those numbers, I don't care. But when I'm in charge, I do care.)
At work, I generally hook my pen on my lip instead of putting it down on my desk when I need both my my hands. Like right now, my pen, it's on my lip.
I think collar bones and wrists are the prettiest part of a person's body. So when I meet someone new...I totally check out their clavicle and wrists first thing...
Man, I'm so weird.....I've never thought about these things really, but saying them out loud..I just...
When watching TV the volume has to be numbers of 5...like 15, 20, 25. 12 is okay, but I don't like it to be on other numbers. (I feel this would be OCD, but I only do this when I'm in charge of the remote. If my husband is watching TV and I see the volume isn't on those numbers, I don't care. But when I'm in charge, I do care.)
At work, I generally hook my pen on my lip instead of putting it down on my desk when I need both my my hands. Like right now, my pen, it's on my lip.
I think collar bones and wrists are the prettiest part of a person's body. So when I meet someone new...I totally check out their clavicle and wrists first thing...
Man, I'm so weird.....I've never thought about these things really, but saying them out loud..I just...
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Oooh my God, I do this too. I'm a little more lenient on even numbers. 24 is ok, but 18 can fuck right off.
It takes me about an hour before I am comfortably sure that my alarm is set for the morning. I keep setting it and resetting it and staring at it. then I'll put it down for about 15 minutes and check it again.
You're not alone with the collarbone thing. I know a handful of girls who think the same. According to them I have very handsome collarbones.
Well, if we ever meet, I'd be happy to judge as well.You're not alone with the collarbone thing. I know a handful of girls who think the same. According to them I have very handsome collarbones.
But really, I honestly put collarbones in my 'fetish' catagory of things I find extremely attractive.
This is a somewhat related confession but not something I do personally.
People think of libraries as these big, magical places of wonder and learning. No. It's where people go to break things and touch themselves. I work in an academic library and we have more reports of masturbating and sex in the study rooms than you could even dream of.
Homeless people use library buildings to get our of the weather and check facebook. Creepers are everywhere. It's like wal-mart at 2 am.
People think of libraries as these big, magical places of wonder and learning. No. It's where people go to break things and touch themselves. I work in an academic library and we have more reports of masturbating and sex in the study rooms than you could even dream of.
Homeless people use library buildings to get our of the weather and check facebook. Creepers are everywhere. It's like wal-mart at 2 am.
I feel more attracted to characters in anime and books than movie stars. My friends moon over the movie Magic Mike because "zOMGTHEY'RESOHOTsqueeee!!!!" That's boring to me. Instead I drool over Urahara from Bleach like he's a real person.
figmentPez
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Speaking of which, I absolutely hate my collarbones. They're super bony and kinda sensitive too, so they often hurt when I'm trying to carry stuff. I'm cuddly everywhere else on my body, even my beard isn't very scratchy, heck it's soft as beards go, but my shoulders are totally not shoulders to cry on. Every girlfriend I've had has tried to rest her head on my shoulders and remarked on how bony they are.
Other confessions: I tend to say really stupid stuff when I'm in a bad mood. The lousier I'm feeling, the worse my judgement gets, especially about humor. (I've been in a bad mood for the last couple days. I apologize for all the stupid stuff I said that I thought was witty.)
I feel anxious if I'm not wearing a watch when I'm away from home.
I've developed a bad habit of buying more tea than I drink, and I drink a couple of cups of tea a day.
Man, those aren't really that cool of confessions, but then just about everyone already knows my quirks: I've been in a psychiatric hospital, I'm a sucker for redheads, I obsess over cosplayers, I have a huge number of games I've bought but haven't played yet...
That might be where you hold some of your stress. I mean, I know lots of people get stress pains in their back, you know, sore back and such. But me, I get stress pain specifically in my collarbones. And only in my collarbones. The more stressed I get the more they hurt, like stinging, constant pain and it hurts to touch. So, that maybe a reason.
But no one should ever hate their collarbones. They're so pretty!!
It was soooo hard to get past this for me. I annoyed my gf to no end when we first started seeing each other and I stayed at her place. "You sure you set the alarm?" "What time did you set it for?" "Just check one more time."
I'm better at it now, but when I'm alone I fall back into checking the alarm 5 to 10 times.
figmentPez
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Have you looked at mine? They poke out funny. Not pretty.
Whatever. Hate them all you want, I still mantain that all collarbones are pretty. Just because they're not what you think is typically appealing doesn't mean they aren't pretty.
I love collarbones.And not in a platonic way.
I broke my left one; except for a bit of a bump, it's pretty much still OK.
You clearly didn't drink enough milk in your youth. ;-)
I really loathe peeing at urinals, since I don't like the whole... leaving my pants on while I pee thing. I gotta drop trow all the way to the floor.
Peeing pantsless is the only way to go. It's liberating.
Oh yeah, I totally sit down to pee. I am judged by male friends who learn this. But I don't care. I work hard. I walk a lot, I stand up for significant amounts of time, if I want to sit down while I pee and have a moment of quiet contemplation, then dammit, I am gonna sit down!
Why cant I? Can you not see the picture?
In the winter I have to mentally force myself to shower, and sometimes it will take hours to convince myself to do so, just because I hate how cold I feel after I get out of the shower. I can generally be cajoled into the shower by my husband if he is home, but left to my own devices, only the fact that I will gross out other people gets me in there.
GasBandit
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Nope. You can, because it's still in your browser cache. The rest of us get a broken image. Funnyjunk always does that. Here's a tip when searching for images to post - I've found most wordpress blogs, which usually have a copy of whatever image you're looking for, don't block hotlinks. So if there are multiple versions of a picture and one of them comes from something on a wordpress.com address (or blogspot or tumblr or even another forum) that's the one to use.
GasBandit
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yep.
Much like LittleKagsin , I tend to check out people's collarbones. And similar to that, the first thing I notice about people tends to be their eyebrows.
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