I sometimes moo after or during drinking...don't know why. Just wanted you all to know that before the news story "Man becomes cow" hits the stands.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Dave
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Oh shit! I forgot!
Yes, yes I did! And right now the calendar is hanging proudly by your picture on my desk. It has garnered a great deal of mirth and joy. At least, until they see November! -heh-
I'm so sorry I forgot to let you know I got it! My wife thinks you are the bee's knees, man!
Awesome. I was just concerned it never arrived. Sorry you missed out on January. ...What was November? Stripper month?
Dave
Staff member
Cajungal
Staff member
Jake's better at figuring me out than I am.
Jake: You should paint your nails more.
Me: Why? It's 20 minutes of me not being able to touch anything.
Jake: Because it's something you do just for you, and it makes you happy. You look so relaxed and peaceful when you watch cartoons and paint your nails.
So, my nails are painted, and my headache is gone... that guy's a wizard.
Jake: You should paint your nails more.
Me: Why? It's 20 minutes of me not being able to touch anything.
Jake: Because it's something you do just for you, and it makes you happy. You look so relaxed and peaceful when you watch cartoons and paint your nails.
So, my nails are painted, and my headache is gone... that guy's a wizard.
Meanwhile, Jake has 20 minutes that he can go make a Dagwood sandwich and not be bothered.
Cajungal
Staff member
He was actually out getting me sushi.
Should I sex him twice or thrice tonight?
Why stop there?He was actually out getting me sushi.
Should I sex him twice or thrice tonight?
Keep going until you like dehydrated fruit.
(This vodka is so good.)
Speaking of dehydrated fruit- FUCK GARFIELD! RAISINS ARE AWESOME! That is all.
It should be in two's. Twice to begin with, then a surprise double session when he least expects it in the wee hours of the morning.[DOUBLEPOST=1360463783][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, that boy's a keeper.He was actually out getting me sushi.
Should I sex him twice or thrice tonight?
Good god why is this so amazing?
http://gifsound.com/?gif=http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/7826/tumblrlfihla6zaq1qb0ebk.gif&sound=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR91Rj1ZN1M&start=0
The top few -all time- are all pretty good, but this one blew me away.
I think there will be some love for this one:
http://tinyurl.com/c5k7ecb
http://gifsound.com/?gif=http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/7826/tumblrlfihla6zaq1qb0ebk.gif&sound=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR91Rj1ZN1M&start=0
The top few -all time- are all pretty good, but this one blew me away.
I think there will be some love for this one:
http://tinyurl.com/c5k7ecb
It's about 7:40am PST, and I haven't slept yet. Gonna be a loooooooooooooooooong day.
I've arguably slept more than eight hours....and I STILL feel exhausted. I think I got a thing.
Looks like my wife and I may be moving to Wisconsin this summer. That would be the second time living there for me, and the first for her. I don't know whether this is a win, or a loss. We both would have preferred Minnesota, but the Siemens Water Tech branch in Vadnais Heights is only a caretaker office, and doesn't have space for administrative staff; while the offices in Madison and Milwaukee both have room. We'll probably be moving back to the Madison area (or within a 1 hour commute of Madison).
On the one hand, moving to Wisconsin would be cool, because my parents live there and because I really liked living their last time. On the other hand, my parents live there.
On the one hand, moving to Wisconsin would be cool, because my parents live there and because I really liked living their last time. On the other hand, my parents live there.
It's not as much of a downside as it could have been. In order to not live actually in a suburb of St. Paul, we would have had to have lived in Michelle Bachmann's district.
Does anyone else have that friend that you always have to ask 'Are you drunk?' first thing when they start talking to you.
I just realized, I have a friend like that and I realize just how much I ask him if he's drunk when he starts a conversation with me. I just...feel bad when this happens. But, I have to ask him.
I just realized, I have a friend like that and I realize just how much I ask him if he's drunk when he starts a conversation with me. I just...feel bad when this happens. But, I have to ask him.
Pulchritudinous.
It sounds ugly.
It means beautiful.
I love it.
It sounds ugly.
It means beautiful.
I love it.
Cajungal
Staff member
I know, it's the best!
Cop shuts down highway to arrest dog for Jaywalking.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/cop-shuts-down-highway-save-small-dog-becomes-232733437.html
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/cop-shuts-down-highway-save-small-dog-becomes-232733437.html
MOTHA FUCKIN' FIXED! Unless you meant breaking people's ears.
GasBandit
Staff member
Well, probably that too, but yeah, typo.
Seem to be the consensus amongst relatives.
He also kisses every woman in his day care before he leaves.
I can't even get him to kiss me good night.
What... what is... I don't even...
That really belongs in another thread.
Huh, never seen the NSFW forums. Guess I should see about getting access to those.
Dave defaults them to off because he doesn't want to scare folks off, but I don't know if you need him to give you access or if you need to hit a setting. I know I don't have access to them anymore ether.