[Funny] Funny Pictures! (Keep em clean, folks!)

[Gilgamesh]

Well I was thinking more of starvation with the first plan, and noxious chemicals with the second. Days without oxygen, sure. But how long breathing in cigarette smoke?

You'd be dead before you could put the lid back down.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Hm. Are we sure these are poisonous spiders? If they're not, then, hey, they'll kill all the other bugs in your house.

 

[Gared]

Hm. Are we sure these are poisonous spiders? If they're not, then, hey, they'll kill all the other bugs in your house.

Non poisonous spiders are more than welcome in my house, so long as they stay out of my view, but once they come out in the open, they're dead.

 

[GasBandit]

My view on most spiders is, I'd rather have the spider than whatever the hell it's eating to survive.

 

[Gusto]

My view on most spiders is, I'd rather have the spider than whatever the hell it's eating to survive.

This is my view, but with the idea that if they break the social contract and are seen by me, or come into my shower, I will kill them dead dead dead dead.

 

[LordRendar]

 

[GasBandit]

In a similar vein -

 

[bhamv3]

You forgot the rest of this comic.

 

[Gilgamesh]

 

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[GasBandit]

Not sure I follow the joke, there... is it that distribution ruins the plan?

 

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Foiling the plan.

 

[GasBandit]

Foiling the plan.

..... ok, even with that explanation it took me a minute to remember the mnemonic for the distributive property was FOIL (first outer inner last). Guess it's been a long time since 9th grade algebra.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Don't worry fade, I got it.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Math!

It makes pictures funny!

 

[Emrys]

Math nerrrrrrrrrds.

 

[PatrThom]

I've twice heard grown men gasp as they step on a mother spider that was carrying her babies.

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

That's the one. Those are everywhere here.

 

[bhamv3]

And now I'm thinking we need a "heebie jeebies" button.

 

[Emrys]

Shaped like a spider?

 

[Hailey Knight]

And it can be a flash animated spider that crawls across the screen at random times while browsing the forum.

 

[evilmike]

Heh heh, I was just venting, don't worry. I don't expect a Wisconsin forumite to suddenly go "oh, you're describing my sister Annie there, she used to play MUDs all the time!"

My sister's name actually is Annie, oddly enough, and she does live in Wisconsin.

Um... maybe the "Creepy" button should just be a smaller version of bhamv3 's avatar.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Tress]

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--Patrick

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Is the hammer your penis?

 

[PatrThom]

Why would you smash a perfectly good quarter?
[DOUBLEPOST=1361658723][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, if you want "Eww..." then you'll want something like this:

--Patrick

 

[Terrik]

so..basically, I need to check every oreo ever from now on. Thanks a lot.

 

[Yoshimickster]

so..basically, I need to check every oreo ever from now on. Thanks a lot.

This ain't news to me, most products have dead bugs/arachnids in them! They just have a cap on how many they can put in. If your lucky you won't notice it, but chances are if you've bought any big label product in the past month, YOU'VE EATEN BUG!

 

[Terrik]

That doesnt bother me. I've eaten silkworms on a stick.

Spiders however...

 

[Yoshimickster]

That doesnt bother me. I've eaten silkworms on a stick.

Spiders however...

Oh don't tell me your an anti-arachnite! Do you know how much they've struggled?!

 

[Tress]

Is the hammer your penis?

 

[Terrik]

Oh don't tell me your an anti-arachnite! Do you know how much they've struggled?!

Probably about as much as the scorpion did as he was fried alive before I ate him.

But the point here is SPIDERS.


SPIDERS are our enemy.

SPIDERS can not be trusted.

Walking down a forest trail, enjoying your day? SPIDER IN THE FACE.

Washing your dishes while casually looking out the window? SPIDER CRAWLING UP THE DRAIN.

Sitting down on the throne with a good book? SPIDERS will crawl up into your ass and lay eggs.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Terrik

What does fried scorpion taste like? Is it zesty?

 

[Tress]

Terrik

What does fried scorpion taste like? Is it zesty?

Let me answer that for him. Any time an evil, multi-legged hellspawn has been fried and eaten, it can only taste like one thing: victory.

 

[WasabiPoptart]