Door-to-door Salesman: “Hi, I’m here to tell you about some excellent deals we have at [energy provider].”
Me: “Thanks for the offer, but I’m happy with the provider I currently use.”
Salesman: “Okay, thanks for your time. Have a nice night, Sir!”
(Unbeknownst to him, my neighbor is out of town and I’m taking care of her cat. I grab the key, run out the back door, and make it to my neighbor before he does.)
Salesman: “Hi, I’m here to tell you…uh…”
(The salesman’s voice trails off as he recognizes me.)
Me: “Didn’t you already come here like a minute or two ago?”
Salesman: “Yeah, I, uh…”
(Confused, he looks around at the house, trying to figure out what happened.)
Salesman: “I’m sorry, Sir. It’s been a long day. Have a nice night.” *leaves*