If you puke in here, you'll clean it up. And then you'll walk the rest of the way to the jail.
Things we never thought we would say...
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figmentPez
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"Is it okay if I write a fanfic about you?"
At least someone asked you...
figmentPez
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I think you've got that backwards. This isn't "Things we never thought we'd hear."
I can't wait til I can check Halforums tonight!
"Dead people are the worst."
Dammit, don't put that in your mouth!
Cajungal
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I can assume you weren't addressing your wife.
Very few times do I legitimately laugh at something on the internet when I'm on my own, but damn that was fantastic.
OMG! That is hilariously awesome!Time for this hawk to fly.
I've actually had this said to me.
"Yeh. He's around. He's lying naked on the couch and reading the communist manifesto. I'm finding it strangely arousing." -Me, on the phone to my sister last night. I came to find out later that he was also listening to Rammestein through his head phones, hence the lack of reaction on his part.
Ah, right. Yeah, reading comprehension 101 for me.
No, seriously, go ahead and hit me in the head. I want to see what I'm looking for
"No, that is not your penis. It's your bellybutton." -said to my daughter who was trying to imitate her brother peeing.
"This is one dense fucking cabbage!"
I am intrigued. My fucking-cabbages are never dense enough to properly fuck. Where are you getting yours?
Cajungal
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I totally know what you're talking about! I bought one recently for dumplings, and it was about 3 times as heavy as I'd anticipated. Crazy grocery store times... I'm an exciting person.
"The worst part is, he's dead, so I can't find him and punch him."
Where there is a will,there is a way.
"You gotta be kidding me. You don't even have a horse-headed freak?"
"It's worth $50 to watch a woman masturbate a dog."
So that's why your avatar is smiling.
I was at my parent's home, when the next door neighbor called over the fence that if I ever bred by dog she wanted a puppy. Then my brother told the story about the time he tried to get his wife's Sharpei bitch bred. The sire would not do the 'deed' so the owner jerked the dog off into a turkey baster then used that to try to inseminate his bitch. He was angry that he paid $50 bucks and the procedure did not take. So then I used the above quote...
"This is my home, and I will talk about poo whenever I like."
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