xkcd makes me sad

Thanks to today's What If, I found this. Proceeding to share it with the more chemistry minded of the family. Just mentioning dioxygen diflouride to my mom (retired med tech) got an instant "oh yeah!" from her and a round of lab stories of her own. :)
 
Things you don't mess with on the periodic table:
Anything close to the NE & SW corners (materials with extreme electronegativity) excluding the noble gases.
Also, mercury.

--Patrick
 

figmentPez

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I'm kind of amazed that the "Time" comic is still in progress. I've been checking in on it every now and then, and I have no idea where he's going with this.
 
Things you don't mess with on the periodic table:
Anything close to the NE & SW corners (materials with extreme electronegativity) excluding the noble gases.
Also, mercury.

--Patrick
True story: When I was a teenager, I once accidentally shattered a mercury thermometer, and the liquid mercury got all over my desk. I had no idea what to do with it, so I used a pen to push the individual "droplets" of mercury into my trash can, which was then bagged up and tossed away. However, in the process, both me and my sisters touched the mercury with our bare hands.

Made me nervous for a while, but so far we seem to be okay.

I wonder if the trash was sent to an incinerator though. That would not be good.
 
True story: When I was a teenager, I once accidentally shattered a mercury thermometer, and the liquid mercury got all over my desk. I had no idea what to do with it, so I used a pen to push the individual "droplets" of mercury into my trash can, which was then bagged up and tossed away. However, in the process, both me and my sisters touched the mercury with our bare hands.

Made me nervous for a while, but so far we seem to be okay.

I wonder if the trash was sent to an incinerator though. That would not be good.
The danger of elemental mercury is more in its propensity to release mercury vapor (though touching it still isn't a good idea.)

The mercury in the previous story was a specific mercury compound that is much, much, much more toxic.
 

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If you're not reading SMBC, you're doing yourself a grand disservice.
Well, sometimes. He's got like 3 jokes. I can almost hear him log into Wikipedia sometimes to get new science-speak to wrap around the same tired skeletons.
 
Well, sometimes. He's got like 3 jokes. I can almost hear him log into Wikipedia sometimes to get new science-speak to wrap around the same tired skeletons.
Let's see...
1) I'm more insufferably pretentious than you (variation: same joke, but with a kid).
2) R&D is run by marketing and focus groups to absurd ends that destroys civilization.
3) Graph joke.
 
Let's see...
1) I'm more insufferably pretentious than you (variation: same joke, but with a kid).
2) R&D is run by marketing and focus groups to absurd ends that destroys civilization.
3) Graph joke.
You forgot: God is a hilariously backward belief, let me show my ignorance of theology.
 
True story: When I was a teenager, I once accidentally shattered a mercury thermometer, and the liquid mercury got all over my desk.
When I was a teenager, I acquired several ounces of elemental mercury (including a small sample from my dentist). I still have them (and a mercury oral thermometer) as part of my collection of things-I-probably-shouldn't-possess.

--Patrick
 
And now xkcd has gotten me addicted to Geoguessr. It's like you wake up in a stretch of road in the middle of nowhere after a night of drinking, and have to figure out where the hell you are.

Just now I saw cornfields and guessed Iowa. Turned out to be Romania.
 
24103 pts

http://tinyurl.com/ldjuhl7

only was way off for my first guess, before I realized you could explore around a little.

second try: 22059points
http://tinyurl.com/lamfrhg

I couldn't figure out the Russian one. Nothing in Cyrillic close by was searchable, so I made a 3000km off WAG. The one in Taiwan, I was especially proud of. I drove around until I found a phone number on a street sign in Roman characters, did a WHOIS search on the number, and got the address. :)
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Damn, I got one within 11 meters... but the next one in the set was so blurry that I spent an hour on it and only ever was able to read one street sign.. had to give up and get work done.
 
And now xkcd has gotten me addicted to Geoguessr. It's like you wake up in a stretch of road in the middle of nowhere after a night of drinking, and have to figure out where the hell you are.

Just now I saw cornfields and guessed Iowa. Turned out to be Romania.
I got one I thought looked like any rural road in Alberta. Turned out it was it a rural road in Saskatchewan.
 
It's the launch of Opportunity, 10 years ago today. I wish I could claim the photo credit (which is lifted from Wikipedia), but they never let me get that close.
 
If anyone has been followingRandall's Time comic, it has apparently finally ended.
This guy has collected the entire series over at his site (which is apparently getting crushed right now) in case you want an easy way to browse the whole thing.

--Patrick
 
Which elements were bad? Here's a list of the few elements to a visual story that might receive critique (not complete):

- Characters
- Plot-Bad
- Art
- Layout-Terrible
- Script
- Pacing-atrocious
It wasn't funny, wasn't interesting, wasn't overly accessible. Maybe I just don't "get" it but I can't even conceive of what he was going for with it and really that's worth half the points.
 
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