GasBandit
Staff member
No, that's the
purple wedding, and I think that's next week.
maybe y'all should make a book thread if you want to talk about the books so badly
GasBandit
Staff member
Oooh! I have totally figured out some things!
Grandma Tyrell gets to be the one! She's his only equal in the story thus far, I would be totally OK with her killing him with some type of poison from her garden, kinda cliche but I could also see her killing someone with like a lemon tart.
Syphilis. Agonizing and involves dementia and lowers him to a completely mundane level.
Ok, remember that gang of rebels who Arya hangs out with? They serve the Lord of Light and dish out justice and what not? The TV show spent an awful lot of time on these guys and the only reason for that, aside from the Melisandre showing up, is to show that they have the power to raise the dead. So 4 key characters just got killed, so I think that the final scene next week will be one of them waking up from the dead. Now this poses a problem a small problem as the Freys are not going to just let them walk up to the corpses, so the corpse will have to come to them somehow.
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The Dire Wolf! YES YES YES! Fuck yeah! YES! Imagine a dire wolf just back from the dead hell bent on vengeance. The very symbol of the people betrayed come to life to rip the Freys apart! But not very likely, I think the wolfs head will end up on a wall or something. They get very little TV time, so there must be some issues with the wolf-actors and special effects.
Robb's wife. Not because she is interesting or vital, but because I imagine that her baby would end up being Blade!
Catelyn. They took the time on TV to show how her family is buried. So I assume she will get the same type of burial since the Freys are located on a river. The boat floats down to the rebels, and hey look! free corpse!
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Do you know why R. R Martin doesn't use twitter?
I'm beginning to wonder is Emilia Clarke has the acting chops to pull off her character. Is that why she's getting such mild scenes? Charles Dance is knocking it out of the park for me and makes an otherwise horrible character pitiable, likeable and endearing. I could watch him and Dinklage go round and round all day, just the two of them.
Her character has always been polite and well-spoken but filled with quiet determination. Tywin is a ruthless, arrogant, highly intelligent and calculating man. Also Dany is supposed to be like 14 compared to a 50+ year old man. You can't even compare her to Tywin, who's being brilliantly played by Charles Dance.
Also, I'll go on the record and state she's my 2nd least liked character.
Also, I'll go on the record and state she's my 2nd least liked character.
Can you imagine being a producer of this show not named R.R Martin?
"Shit, Bran is killing our rating, I can't wait for the storyline to kill him off"
"He doesn't die."
"What?"
"He's still alive at the end of book 5."
"So wait, all these big characters die... but the shittiest one doesn't die?"
"Nope"
"But he's like not really important and doesn't take too much screen time right."
"Yes and No"
"What?"
"He's not important."
"Ok"
"But he'll take 20% of the all the books"
"Why?"
"Don't know."
"Hold on, this fat old fuck kills off Tywin, Robb, Joffrey... maybe even Jonn... but Bran lives?"
"Yes"
"Fuck my life."
"Yep"
"Did he finish writing the 6th book yet?"
"Nope, the only time he writes now is when he blogs about the Jets."
"FUUUCK MY LIFE."
"Shit, Bran is killing our rating, I can't wait for the storyline to kill him off"
"He doesn't die."
"What?"
"He's still alive at the end of book 5."
"So wait, all these big characters die... but the shittiest one doesn't die?"
"Nope"
"But he's like not really important and doesn't take too much screen time right."
"Yes and No"
"What?"
"He's not important."
"Ok"
"But he'll take 20% of the all the books"
"Why?"
"Don't know."
"Hold on, this fat old fuck kills off Tywin, Robb, Joffrey... maybe even Jonn... but Bran lives?"
"Yes"
"Fuck my life."
"Yep"
"Did he finish writing the 6th book yet?"
"Nope, the only time he writes now is when he blogs about the Jets."
"FUUUCK MY LIFE."
What's the
wedding?
I am trying hard to remember what this is that people are referring to.
Also,Asha Yarra is going to rescue Theon. What?
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I am trying hard to remember what this is that people are referring to.
Also,
Ramsay Snow
Huh? It wasn't bad. They already had the big shock event last episode. It wasn't spectacular but it's setting up events for next season pretty well.
I'm glad they didn't feel the need for a huge shocking cliffhanger.
Season 1, Episode 10: "OMG DRAGONS"
Season 2, Episode 10: "OMG WHITE WALKERS"
Season 3, Episode 10: "Dany freed a bunch of brown people in the last episode and... I guess they're cool with it?"
uhhhhhhh
BananaHands
Staff member
They certainly weren't purple.