The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Emrys]

Happy birthday to you!

 

[LordRendar]

This is where I am going for the next few days.So stoked.

 

[HCGLNS]

This thread needs more Randy Macho Man Savage!

 

[Chad Sexington]

LordRendar I will toast you tonight!

 

[Shakey]

I just farted and it sounded like a wookiee.

 

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I just farted and it sounded like a wookiee.

I actually LOL'd.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I need to back up a computer and get it imaged and out the door in about 2 hours today. I started the back up and the process said that it would take 122 minutes...

Then it dropped down to 12 minutes...

I hate when those timers just act like random number generators.

 

[Hailey Knight]

The rats keep tricking me into thinking someone's at the door. I know they're not doing it on purpose, but still ... This past week they've taken to hopping on the loose platform, which sounds like someone messing with the deadbolt. And now the smaller one has been banging walnuts on plastic in rhythm, one, two, three, which sounds like someone knocking on the door.

 

[drifter]

Hey, remember those pictures of the creepily homogenous Miss Korea participants? Here they are without makeup/photoshop.

Spoiler: Spoilered for length

 

[Hailey Knight]

I can't speak for Korean judges, but I find those way more attractive.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Spoiler: So that happened

 

[Emrys]

That wasn't too bad until the drugs kicked in.

 

[drifter]

Think I found Shego

 

[Gilgamesh]

Think I found Shego

That's twice as funny considering she's in Mexico.

 

[Ravenpoe]

That's twice as funny considering she's in Mexico.

Laying low, eh?

 

[PatrThom]

Spoiler: So that happened

That wasn't too bad until the drugs kicked in.

Spoiler: No drugs needed for this one

Spoiler: More than a little NSFW

Spoiler: Seriously...do not proceed unless you want to see zombie Rudolph drill presents into a toddler's head while his tentacle nose wriggles suggestively

Spoiler: You were warned.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

Luckily, my brain bleach and copper wire brush are on hand.

 

[Yoshimickster]

I see your weird creative thingamagjig and Christmas monster, and raise you David Firth!

Spoiler: Be confused, be very confused.

 

[Emrys]

I'm going to regret watching this, aren't I?

 

[Emrys]

I... I'm gonna go lie down for a bit.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Rule number one about David Firth, no comes out clean. And if you think THAT was creepy, look up Salad Fingers. Oh the nightmares it gave me as a child.

 

[Adam]

Think I found Shego

Those don't look like Buscemi eyes at all!

 

[Emrys]

So, I have a date for the fireworks display tomorrow night. It's been a while since I was last in the scene and am curious...
Is it gauche to discuss world domination plans on a first date? What about beating one's minions? Is that more second date material?

 

[Cheesy1]

I believe "interrogations" are an appropriate way to end a first date, especially if you suspect a covert agent.

 

[Tress]

So, I have a date for the fireworks display tomorrow night. It's been a while since I was last in the scene and am curious...
Is it gauche to discuss world domination plans on a first date? What about beating one's minions?

I've found you get one of two reactions: either they're horrified and repulsed, or they're a little too interested.*

In all seriousness, I do have this problem whenever I discuss what I used to do for a living.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I believe "interrogations" are an appropriate way to end a first date, especially if you suspect a covert agent.

Handcuffs and gags are totally normal on a first date.

 

[Bubble181]

Is it gauche to discuss world domination plans on a first date? What about beating one's minions? Is that more second date material?

I don't know, I thaught "beating the weasel" would be more something he'd be doing after a first date, but hey.

 

[Emrys]

I don't know, I thaught "beating the weasel" would be more something he'd be doing after a first date, but hey.

The minions, Bubble181! I said "beating the minions"!
Beating the weasel is much more fun when it's mutual.

 

[DarkAudit]

Waiting for my mom to finish her physical therapy session. I'm at the Starbucks across the street running Gentoo on my laptop. Only way I could be more hipster would be if the laptop were a Mac instead of an Acer.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Waiting for my mom to finish her physical therapy session. I'm at the Starbucks across the street running Gentoo on my laptop. Only way I could be more hipster would be if the laptop were a Mac instead of an Acer.

Yeah, but you're using the Acer ironically, so it's ok.

 

[DarkAudit]

Yeah, but you're using the Acer ironically, so it's ok.

True. Even have a a pseudo-OSX desktop.

 

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Pbbt. If it were a Mac, you wouldn't need it anyway. It's already POSIX-compliant.

/fanboy

 

[Yoshimickster]

Waiting for my mom to finish her physical therapy session. I'm at the Starbucks across the street running Gentoo on my laptop. Only way I could be more hipster would be if the laptop were a Mac instead of an Acer.

GIANT PANDA!

 

[Chad Sexington]

The minions, Bubble181! I said "beating the minions"!
Beating the weasel is much more fun when it's mutual.

That's true!

Maybe!

It's been so long I've forgotten!

 

[Emrys]

So, I have a date for the fireworks display tomorrow night. It's been a while since I was last in the scene and am curious...
Is it gauche to discuss world domination plans on a first date? What about beating one's minions? Is that more second date material?

Well, it turned out that he didn't like doomweasels, so he rapidly changed from "potential consort" to "horrific lab experiment". Mwahahahahahaha!