Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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Ten women I know announced pregnancies in the past month. One of them got knocked up on a first date. There's gotta be something in the water in these parts.
Or one hell of a Fourth of July party...
Cajungal
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Same here. We're gonna have 4 teachers on leave this fall/winter. I'm considering not joining choir committee this year, because one of our directors is going to be gone for the Spring performance, and I reeeaally don't want to have even more choir duties piled on me than last year. Hello hospitality committee... easy as pie. Just emails and buying cakes for baby showers.
That's a lot of cakes.
Cajungal
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Fo' real. Our budget's gonna be spread a little thin!
GasBandit
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I really hope ten more motorcycles blaze past my window at 120kph and god-knows-what-deafening volume. That would be great.
This is one of the big reasons I hated living in a city.
I'm a total city kid; I couldn't live anywhere else. But damn, I picked a popular street for the HA.
Meanwhile, Murphy, lurking in the shadows, twists his face into a cruel grimace and says, "Oops," a beat of glee hops through his voice. He runs a hand through his oily hair and saunters into the night. Another law fulfilled.
Dunno how it is there, but here the built-in warranty doesn't cover breakage, you have to add the extra "plus" coverage to do that.
--Patrick
Which I paid an extra hundred bucks to do when I bought it. I contacted Apple last night and they basically told me to go to the Apple store here and give it a shot.
That's good. You'll probably be out $50 (and all your data if you didn't back it up) but at least you won't have to pay the full $300 or so replacement fee.
--Patrick
It's that or shave my head. Either way, my wife wouldn't let me
but you have to grow it out so long first.
True, but I doubt that's an issue if Cog already looks like a hobo
I suppose if you really hate cutting and she won't let you shave, getting cancer is also a way to get rid of your hair. It does, however, have possibly a bit too many side effects, so I would recommend against it.
Gah.... I can't even imagine... I can't go a month without a haircut, and even then, I feel skuzzy as hell... comes from having to get it cut weekly in the Corps, I guess...
figmentPez
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I saw this post today.
"I need feminism because female Mosquitos only bite to feed their eggs and that’s not an excuse to hate them"
"Does that make me a misogynist for killing them"
"Yes it does logic’d"
The current reblog is from an antifeminist blog, but the original is from 11 months ago and I have no idea if it's serious.
Phenomenal.
Things I intended to do yesterday and today during my days off:
-Laundry
-Clean the apartment
-Maybe do some writing
-Yoga
-Read
-Get out of the goddamn house and do something.
Things I actually did:
-Nothing
Fucking hell, I'm a pathetic loser.
-Laundry
-Clean the apartment
-Maybe do some writing
-Yoga
-Read
-Get out of the goddamn house and do something.
Things I actually did:
-Nothing
Fucking hell, I'm a pathetic loser.
GasBandit
Staff member
Days like that are my favorite days.