If someone was going to eat ME I would recommend seasoning me with paprika, salt, cayenne, pepper, mustard, garlic, and then barbecuing me. Basically I imagine myself delicious cooked the same way as a barbecue rib. Fuck I want some ribs now.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Wings, yes. But I'd suggest a relatively mild curry for the filet. Possibly mushrooms. It'll bring out the gamey flavour better.
I dunno. Shego alwayss truck me as more Chaotic Evil, while ewoks are lawful Evil, right?
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Please. My misanthropy long predates any such paltry influence. I had my wisdom teeth out over a decade ago.
GasBandit
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What is all this "turn" talk? Were you really under the impression I was a force for good at any point?
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Bah, it's not like I've stopped working on the HEY NOW THAT'S SECRET
In high school I'd often say "Man I'm hungry, anyone gonna eat their arms?" Man I miss those days.
I love you, Yoshimickster. Don't ever change.
In my school I wouldn't call myself class clown, more like school jester. All loved my antics- OR DESPAIRED! Fun years indeed. Wish I got along better with the mechanics students but c'est la vie.
I am despairing
Look, I'm repeating exactly what you said only using an image or video to do it
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On behalf of Texans living a few hundred miles inland, thanks, we could use the rain.
Please tell me you actually own that hat.
I think I'm having an 'internet-life-crisis'. My desire to be social online is at zero...
I'm turning to you all to help me regain my love of being online. Help me halforums-kenobi, you're my only hope. Help me be social!!
I'm turning to you all to help me regain my love of being online. Help me halforums-kenobi, you're my only hope. Help me be social!!
Go outside.
Things are dire indeed if you, our resident social nymph, is turning to the rest of us, the unwashed masses, for moral support in things social.Seriously, your conversations are always a delight, you are a refreshingly charming individual who reminds me how much fund someone can have doing a hobby.
You're a gem.
Seriously, your conversations are always a delight, you are a refreshingly charming individual who reminds me how much fund someone can have doing a hobby.
I just feel like I don't talk to you guys anymore! And that's sad!! I'm going back to just lurking.[DOUBLEPOST=1375383571][/DOUBLEPOST]I meant be social ON the internet Ravenpoe.
I can be social outside just fine, but my online world is not so lively anymore.
Talking to people over a forum is sad. Moreso if you complain about comics or video games.
It oscillates for me. On the forum I feel like I go from posting a ton, to posting just occasionally while still (usually) turning up to read a lot. It depends on my mood, what I've been doing, the level of activation energy required to post...You're a gem.
I just feel like I don't talk to you guys anymore! And that's sad!! I'm going back to just lurking.[DOUBLEPOST=1375383571][/DOUBLEPOST]I meant be social ON the internet Ravenpoe.
I can be social outside just fine, but my online world is not so lively anymore.
I don't let it worry me though. I like the forum and everyone here, and I have a few friendships where, due to distance, our only contact is online one way or another, but there is an unsatisfying artificiality to socialising online anyway. And maybe that's just me being cynical, but I don't think you have to worry about a loss of social connection here (or FB, or twitter, etc etc).
And hell if you do feel like having internet sociability, then, post, talk, ask stuff. Someone will answer, probably. I mean, maybe they'll duel you to the death instead, but THESE ARE THE RISKS WE TAKE
Eh, it depends. It definitely is not a fulfilling experience for me. Particularly the complaining. But talking on the forum isn't sad generally. I enjoy it.
I'll help you out. Start a thread discussing all the various ways that I'm awesome. From my epic beard to my humble mannerisms and back to my epic beard, because you can't cover all of it in just one discussion.
Caramel?
Fluffernutter?
Nougat?
Dry rub?
BBQ sauce?
Sour cream and onion dip?
All of the above?
--Patrick
All of those have been in my beard at one point or another.
...the other coverings will be left to a different thread. 
you thought I was joking? sorry its shit, I cant remember where I left it, otherwise I'd take a new picture of it. EDIT: found it, new non grainy picture taken.
Please don't go! I like your posts and don't want you to be a lurker! Plus you are still the best guest that we ever had on the show!You're a gem.
I just feel like I don't talk to you guys anymore! And that's sad!! I'm going back to just lurking.[DOUBLEPOST=1375383571][/DOUBLEPOST]I meant be social ON the internet Ravenpoe.
I can be social outside just fine, but my online world is not so lively anymore.
So my job involves me reading old records (1870s-1930s) from homesteaders in Alberta. Mostly it's just forms: date they started on the land, what they did with the land, then whether or not they prove up and got patent (title to) on the land. Most of the forms ask about whether the settler is single or married, and how many children he has. So you see a lot of answers like "Married, 1 boy, 2 girls" or "Single" or "Married, 2 children" and so on.
I just came across a settler who wrote, "Married. Our child died in March 1913." And all I have here is a name, the number of acres he cropped, how many cattle he owned. I have no connection to him. It was a hundred years ago, literally a hundred years ago. Very probably, given that he is 56 at the time of the form, he and his wife are also long dead.
And still. I feel a little sad for him and his wife.
I just came across a settler who wrote, "Married. Our child died in March 1913." And all I have here is a name, the number of acres he cropped, how many cattle he owned. I have no connection to him. It was a hundred years ago, literally a hundred years ago. Very probably, given that he is 56 at the time of the form, he and his wife are also long dead.
And still. I feel a little sad for him and his wife.