[Thread Game] Terrible Video Game Descriptions (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS)

[PatrThom]

Ding ding! Love that game, but those Piantas were dumb.

• Murder lots of people
• Have an awesome voice.

Skyrim?

--Patrick

 

[Yoshimickster]

NOPE!

I feel much pride in this terrible description.

 

[PatrThom]

NOPE!

Aww, but it fits so well.

--Patrick

 

[Bowielee]

Bulletstorm?

 

[Cog]

Some Riddick game?

 

[DarkAudit]

Painkiller?

 

[bhamv3]

So, I hooked up with this really hot girl one day, and we get it on, except her dad comes in half way through, so I have to run away from the angry dad. And then I go home and run some errands, but then my dad and my brothers get killed, and I have to run away with my mom and my sister.

And then I start stabbing people.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Should I give it away? I feel this description was TOO terrible.

 

[GasBandit]

Some Riddick game?

Escape from butcher bay?[DOUBLEPOST=1375460035][/DOUBLEPOST]

So, I hooked up with this really hot girl one day, and we get it on, except her dad comes in half way through, so I have to run away from the angry dad. And then I go home and run some errands, but then my dad and my brothers get killed, and I have to run away with my mom and my sister.

And then I start stabbing people.

Too easy, Assassin's Creed 2.

 

[Eriol]

Kill yourself so that you can live with your daughter.

(put the answer in spoilers, this is a fairly new game)

 

[Ravenpoe]

Kill yourself so that you can live with your daughter.

(put the answer in spoilers, this is a fairly new game)

Spoiler

God of War 3?

 

[GasBandit]

Kill yourself so that you can live with your daughter.

(put the answer in spoilers, this is a fairly new game)

You're killin' me, Smalls Ravenpoe.

Spoiler

Bioshock Infinite

 

[Eriol]

Gas is right of course. Come up with a new one please.

 

[Cheesy1]

This one will be easy:

Your irresponsible clumsy father destroys the universe. You, suffering from Proportionate Dwarfism, must use your incredible strength to maneuver your portable gravity well around Earth in the hopes of righting his blunder.

 

[PatrThom]

This one will be easy:

Your irresponsible clumsy father destroys the universe. You, suffering from Proportionate Dwarfism, must use your incredible strength to maneuver your portable gravity well around Earth in the hopes of righting his blunder.

Spoiler: Bumble ball of Destiny

Naaaa na na na na na na naaa na naaa naaa na na naaaaa....

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

You're killin' me, Smalls Ravenpoe.

Spoiler

Bioshock Infinite

Spoiler

I prefer to think the after-credits scene isn't real

 

[bhamv3]

You are a hand. A very powerful hand, yes, but a hand nonetheless. You often use your hand to spank a monkey. Or stroke a chicken.

 

[Terrik]

You are a hand. A very powerful hand, yes, but a hand nonetheless. You often use your hand to spank a monkey. Or stroke a chicken.

Uhm....

Uhm.

Black & White?

*Shrug*

 

[PatrThom]

You are a hand. A very powerful hand, yes, but a hand nonetheless. You often use your hand to spank a monkey. Or stroke a chicken.

Don't forget slapping your ... feline.

--Patrick

 

[Bowielee]

Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship En.... HOLY GOD FIRE!!!!MY GOD!!!!!THE FIRE!!!!!ALIENS ARE EATING MY FACE!!!!!!DECOMPRESSION!!!!!!!

KABOOM!

 

[Ravenpoe]

Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship En.... HOLY GOD FIRE!!!!MY GOD!!!!!THE FIRE!!!!!ALIENS ARE EATING MY FACE!!!!!!DECOMPRESSION!!!!!!!

KABOOM!

FTL!

 

[Bowielee]

Yeah, that was pretty easy.

 

[Shawn]

You are three, stacked water buckets.

 

[Terrik]

You are three, stacked water buckets.

Kaboom.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

In this game you are a kid that goes to work. While working you have to avoid obstacles constantly and if you don't do what your customers want they will fire you leaving you with less points for doing your job

 

[Shawn]

In this game you are a kid that goes to work. While working you have to avoid obstacles constantly and if you don't do what your customers want they will fire you leaving you with less points for doing your job

Paperboy.[DOUBLEPOST=1375528537][/DOUBLEPOST]You are a pair of eyes, looking for pieces of an urn. Watch out for bats.

 

[Bowielee]

Paperboy.[DOUBLEPOST=1375528537][/DOUBLEPOST]You are a pair of eyes, looking for pieces of an urn. Watch out for bats.

Haunted House for the Atari- BOOM- Nailed it.

 

[PatrThom]

The big purple guy may be the end boss, but it's the orange wraiths you really fear.

--Patrick

 

[Shawn]

Jellybeans + Your Pet = Stuff.

 

[GasBandit]

The big purple guy may be the end boss, but it's the orange wraiths you really fear.

--Patrick

Man, how much LSD did YOU do before watching Barney?!

Jellybeans + Your Pet = Stuff.

A boy and his blob.



How about this one -

Mistakes pile up while accomplishments vanish.

 

[Frank]

Tetris!

A young girl is assaulted by the flaming ghost of her grandfather.

 

[PatrThom]

Man, how much LSD did YOU do before watching Barney?!

No, you don't get it. That's my horrible description for y'all to guess.

--Patrick

 

[Bones]

Tetris!

A young girl is assaulted by the flaming ghost of her grandfather.

eternal darkness:sanity's requime?

 

[Frank]

Possibly, I've never played it but not what I was looking for.

 

[bhamv3]

I wield a massive sword. I fight against the forces of both order and chaos, on behalf of an extinct race, before a backdrop of global annihilation. One of my companions is a woman who willingly faces death in order to prevent catastrophe. My final battle is against a companion I had thought dead, but in fact was corrupted into seeking the destruction of all life, twisting his form into a perverted parody of an angel.

I am not Cloud Strife.