[Thread Game] Terrible Video Game Descriptions (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS)

[bhamv3]

Two men rampage through Venice, wielding nothing but computer keyboards.

 

[Draxo]

Drink pink drink to forget everything I must remember, then delve into the dark and scary earth beneath a castle to kill the man who saved you.

 

[GasBandit]

Two men rampage through Venice, wielding nothing but computer keyboards.

Watch Dogs?

Drink pink drink to forget everything I must remember, then delve into the dark and scary earth beneath a castle to kill the man who saved you.

Amnesia: The Dark Descent?

 

[sixpackshaker]

You sneak around shooting Nazi's.

 

[filmfanatic]

Two men rampage through Venice, wielding nothing but computer keyboards.

Typing of the Dead

 

[BananaHands]

Okay, seriously, where is that crimson bitch?

 

[bhamv3]

Okay, seriously, where is that crimson bitch?

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego.

 

[BananaHands]

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego.

Yep.

Next.

Daddy issues, asthma, drug addiction, insomnia. Find that fuckin' kid.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Yep.

Next.

Daddy issues, asthma, drug addiction, insomnia. Find that fuckin' kid.

Heavy Rain

 

[BananaHands]

A giant sword brings a hero, damsel and villian together to save the world.

 

[Cheesy1]

A giant sword brings a hero, damsel and villian together to save the world.

Super Mario RPG!

 

[BananaHands]

Gator steals your shit. You and your nephew go get it back with the help from some friends.

 

[Frank]

Fucking K. Rool.

Donkey Kong Country.

 

[Draxo]

Amnesia: The Dark Descent?

Yup

Something harder.

"Best friend dies, me and my friends run, build a castle, recruit for fun. Wage a war, have a bath, collect the paint and have a laugh."

 

[Cheesy1]

President Clinton raining fireballs over his foes.

 

[bhamv3]

President Clinton raining fireballs over his foes.

The bombing of Yugoslavia during the Kosovo War.

 

[Cheesy1]

Um . . . no?

 

[PatrThom]

Typing of the Dead

I considered this, but I thought, "...Venice? Was it really in Venice?" (I've never played it)

--Patrick

 

[Shawn]

People give up on mine, or just missing it?

Spoiler

You can save your teacher from being eaten, but she'll still give you an "F".

 

[bhamv3]

An Interpol officer, a yoga master, a sumo wrestler, a boxer, and a few other people decide to beat each other up.

 

[LordRendar]

Street Fighter

 

[bhamv3]

I got in a fight with a schoolyard bully, and he ended up knocking me down and giving me a nasty cut on my face. But later on I ended up stealing his girlfriend, so there's that.

 

[LordRendar]

FF 8

 

[GasBandit]

People give up on mine, or just missing it?

Spoiler

You can save your teacher from being eaten, but she'll still give you an "F".

No idea.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I got in a fight with a schoolyard bully, and he ended up knocking me down and giving me a nasty cut on my face. But later on I ended up stealing his girlfriend, so there's that.

Are you also instructed by a smoking hot teacher that looks to be the same age as you?

 

[bhamv3]

Are you also instructed by a smoking hot teacher that looks to be the same age as you?

Yes, but @LordRendar already got it.

Also, strictly speaking the smoking hot teacher is one year older.

 

[evilmike]

Take up space.

 

[GasBandit]

Take up space.

Qix?

 

[evilmike]

Qix?

Good work -- got it in one.

 

[LordRendar]

Damn.Havent thought about Qix in like a decade. Used to play nonstop.

 

[BananaHands]

Yes, but @LordRendar already got it.

Also, strictly speaking the smoking hot teacher is one year older.

Fuckin Quistis.

Why did Squall even mess with Rinoa when he had this girl barking up his tree all game long?

 

[GasBandit]

Fuckin Quistis.

Why did Squall even mess with Rinoa when he had this girl barking up his tree all game long?

I think Spoony spoke for us all, at 3:24.

 

[BananaHands]

Basically the plot of Wall-E but with more explosions, a killer soundtrack and released in 1995.

 

[Officer_Charon]

System Shock 2?

 

[BananaHands]

System Shock 2?

Nope! Think consoles.