GasBandit
Staff member
Well, that was more to deprive me of tooth problems. Keeping the actual teeth after the fact was more like a goodie bag of party favors.
Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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Ugh, last night I had a sudden onset of fever that spiked at 102 degrees (if you can't tell that's Fahrenheit, you must think I'm dead.) I felt perfectly healthy, just suddenly extremely feverish, and thus shivering uncontrollably.
This morning, I don't feel healthy anymore. Holy shit I feel like crap.
This morning, I don't feel healthy anymore. Holy shit I feel like crap.
BananaHands
Staff member
Rents due. Got in a wreck and the dude drove off. Didn't get the plate. No witnesses. Gotta pay a deductible. My body hurts.
On top of that there's a show I want to see tonight but it's 18$. Can't go to that with all this nonsense! My account is in the single digits after all of this.
Oh, my roommate is just swimming in cash. That's swell. She loves complaining about her job where she's basically a personal assistant to a family that has a lot of money. When she's not posting DVDs on eBay she's just sitting on the couch reading or something while they're out at a cubs game and their daughter is on a playdate. Yet she always complains about it. I'm sitting over here debating what games to sell to GameStop (BLECH!) and she's buying overpriced clothes that say "SATAN IS WAITIN'".
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On top of that there's a show I want to see tonight but it's 18$. Can't go to that with all this nonsense! My account is in the single digits after all of this.
Oh, my roommate is just swimming in cash. That's swell. She loves complaining about her job where she's basically a personal assistant to a family that has a lot of money. When she's not posting DVDs on eBay she's just sitting on the couch reading or something while they're out at a cubs game and their daughter is on a playdate. Yet she always complains about it. I'm sitting over here debating what games to sell to GameStop (BLECH!) and she's buying overpriced clothes that say "SATAN IS WAITIN'".
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BananaHands
Staff member
I can't even get her to pay for pizza, let alone sex.
Give her the D, then tell her "First taste free."
Curse you ratatouille and your deliciousness-WHY MUST YOU TAKE SO FREAKING LONG TO PREPARE?!
My girlfriend just managed to break the right-side mirrior off the car by driving against out garage door....AGAIN. Second time since we bought this car, 3 months ago. That's not an acceptable rate of mirror replacement, especially considering the car's in my name so it's my insurance rate that goes up. And yes, the door's a tight fit for a wide car, but that's no excuse. Goshdarn *bleep*.
They're getting fixed on the insurance's pay. I'm not paying €2000 a year for nothing, dammit.
Mirrors are for suckers!
Whose got two thumbs and an insanely painful foot blister preventing him from bike riding? THIS GUY! Stupid blister.
Moleskin is your friend.
Cut your foot off. That'll get rid of the blister.
I like your style.
GasBandit
Staff member
All well and good until he gets a blister on his stump. Then what?
What is this? a third world country?
Got a plastic case for my 3DS. Good quality, but it makes my 3DS like one-eighth of an inch thicker, and this shouldn't feel so annoying, but it does. Getting the stylus out is a little more of a pain, but at the same time, it won't slide out by accident now. I probably just need to get used to it, but right now I don't like it.
Also, have to drain an abscess from our most wriggly rat tomorrow. Woohoo.
Also, have to drain an abscess from our most wriggly rat tomorrow. Woohoo.
My Angel Food Cake fell out of its pan yesterday when it was inverted to cool. Fell down into a clump. I was very sad.
Fortunately my wife cut up some fruit on it, and it still tasted very good.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-...rHIy044/w1149-h862-no/IMG_20130809_185702.jpg
(hopefully that image links)
Not as light as usual though of course. Anybody know why it might have fell out? It "tore" the outside and so didn't "fall" out of the pan, but more "tore off its crust and then the rest fell". I didn't grease the pan or anything (I know you're not supposed to).
Fortunately my wife cut up some fruit on it, and it still tasted very good.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-...rHIy044/w1149-h862-no/IMG_20130809_185702.jpg
(hopefully that image links)
Not as light as usual though of course. Anybody know why it might have fell out? It "tore" the outside and so didn't "fall" out of the pan, but more "tore off its crust and then the rest fell". I didn't grease the pan or anything (I know you're not supposed to).
figmentPez
Staff member
Did Adam's failed date find love with Tress's friend?
I should hope not! My friend has been dating her for about a year. She better not be seeing other guys on the side...
But that would make her more interesting. As a train wreck waiting to happen, not as a good partner, but still somethingI should hope not! My friend has been dating her for about a year. She better not be seeing other guys on the side...
..Her?I'm sure Egg has lots of nice qualities.
I had such a good counter-rant prepared for an invitation I was told to expect, and I was going to reject... but I never got the invitation. I mean, I still don't have to go, so mission accomplished, but the rant would've been so fun.