[Thread Game] Terrible Video Game Descriptions (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS)

Ha ha ha, in high school a buddy of mine had to quit playing FF8 because Quistis was the video game/anime-ish equivalent to the girl that had just broken his heart. She looked eerily similar.

High school.
 

GasBandit

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Ha ha ha, in high school a buddy of mine had to quit playing FF8 because Quistis was the video game/anime-ish equivalent to the girl that had just broken his heart. She looked eerily similar.

High school.


That's what happens when you don't junction your GF correctly.
 
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People give up on mine, or just missing it?
You can save your teacher from being eaten, but she'll still give you an "F".
BTW: It's "Zombies Ate My Neighbors"
I wanted to include a screen shot, but for some reason I can't find a single shot of the teacher sprite.
 

figmentPez

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I can't believe no one guessed this yet.

It's Darksiders.
The female companion threw me off. I couldn't remember that character.[DOUBLEPOST=1376099863,1376099566][/DOUBLEPOST]
Basically the plot of Wall-E but with more explosions, a killer soundtrack and released in 1995.
My first thought was Space Station Sillicon Valley, but I never played it so I don't know if the plot matches, and it came out in 1998.
 
The female companion threw me off. I couldn't remember that character.[DOUBLEPOST=1376099863,1376099566][/DOUBLEPOST]

My first thought was Space Station Sillicon Valley, but I never played it so I don't know if the plot matches, and it came out in 1998.
I was thinking Blast Corps, but 1997
 
BTW: It's "Zombies Ate My Neighbors"
I wanted to include a screen shot, but for some reason I can't find a single shot of the teacher sprite.
Dammit! I actually guessed that, but when I went to Wikipedia to see if there was a teacher involved, I couldn't find anything about one (and I have never played it except for the one 20min trampoline-filled session at Funcoland when it was released), so I figured that wasn't it. I was actually looking it up to figure if it was Day of the Tentacle or Zombies ate my Neighbors, just based on their reputations.

--Patrick
 
up up down down left right left right b a start (toss in select before the start for 2 players)

The answer is Contra.
 
I put bombs in tables and drawers in the hopes of harming my chromatic opposite as he searches for secrets.
 
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