[Thread Game] Terrible Video Game Descriptions (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS)

[PatrThom]

It's really hard to describe any aspect of that game that doesn't give it away immediately.

You left out the names of the games in the video arcade.

Ok, I'll try one.
"Hey, Bucko. Go play on the steps."
"You're making me very unhappy."
"That was no accident!"

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Are you a bad enough dude to save the president..'s daughter? Travel the world and shoot locals.

That's a Resident Evil game, is it #4?

 

[Draxo]

That's a Resident Evil game, is it #4?

Ayup.

 

[bhamv3]

Ayup.

And, possibly coincidentally, also the answer to my clue.

 

[bhamv3]

Some guy in a suit is always watching me at work, it's starting to get on my nerves. Not that you'd ever hear me say so, of course.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Some guy in a suit is always watching me at work, it's starting to get on my nerves. Not that you'd ever hear me say so, of course.

The video game adaptation of Breaking Bad?

 

[bhamv3]

One of the moderators for a message board is missing.

(Note: I consider this a game, though there is a case for it, strictly speaking, not being a game)

 

[mikerc]

One of the moderators for a message board is missing.

(Note: I consider this a game, though there is a case for it, strictly speaking, not being a game)

The Nameless Mod?

 

[Yoshimickster]

Save baby birds, put them in your stomach for safe keeping.

 

[Cheesy1]

A beagle throws boots, balances pizzas, jumps over walls and rivers, sack races and knocks others off gondolas.

 

[bhamv3]

Shot through the head
Chandler's to blame
You need no more
To guess this game

 

[Frank]

The answer is easy
and will no longer plague us
For it is very simple
It's Fallout: New Vegas

 

[filmfanatic]

Eating pills, running in the dark and listening to bad techno music.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Eating pills, running in the dark and listening to bad techno music.

Pac-man?

 

[filmfanatic]

Pac-man?

Correct.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Thought so, though I admit I was a little thrown off by the calling the techno music bad. Fleh, to each their owns.

 

[BananaHands]

There are two things certain about this game. You will throw your control and you are wearing heart-shaped boxers.

 

[Yoshimickster]

There are two things certain about this game. You will throw your control and you are wearing heart-shaped boxers.

Ghosts and goblins.

 

[BananaHands]

Ghosts and goblins.

Ghouls and Ghosts, but I'm guessing that's what ya meant?

Okay. Next up:

You're a dragon. You don't breath fire. You and your brother turn enemies into food. Save your girlfriends.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Bubble Bobble.

 

[GasBandit]

Ghouls and Ghosts, but I'm guessing that's what ya meant?

Okay. Next up:

You're a dragon. You don't breath fire. You and your brother turn enemies into food. Save your girlfriends.

Bubble Bobble.

Also, Ghouls n' Ghosts is the sequel to Ghosts n' Goblins. They're basically the same game.

How about this one - the music only plays when I run.

 

[Cog]

Robot unicorn attack.

 

[Yoshimickster]

The dead walk the earth, only by placing your semi-intelligent bio-weapons do you have any chance of survival.

 

[filmfanatic]

How about this one - the music only plays when I run.

QWOP.

 

[GasBandit]

Robot unicorn attack.

Nope.

QWOP.

Nuh uh.[DOUBLEPOST=1377047210,1377047179][/DOUBLEPOST]

The dead walk the earth, only by placing your semi-intelligent bio-weapons do you have any chance of survival.

Plants Vs. Zombies.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Yass!

The messiah has fallen to the earth, only by handing him from apostle to apostle will he be truly protected.

 

[Zappit]

Yass!

The messiah has fallen to the earth, only by handing him from apostle to apostle will he be truly protected.

Yoshi's Island

 

[Yoshimickster]

Yup!

Play it until the outcome creates an argument and you end up quitting and just watch TV.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Yup!

Play it until the outcome creates an argument and you end up quitting and just watch TV.

... Monopoly?

 

[Frank]

Every locally competitive multiplayer game ever made.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Every locally competitive multiplayer game ever made.

... Monopoly?

Indeed I would have also accepted Mario Kart, and Super Smash Bros brawl.

 

[GasBandit]

Mine was dig dug, incidentally.

 

[BananaHands]

Mine was dig dug, incidentally.

Gawsh darn it I was just about to post that.[DOUBLEPOST=1377055369,1377055254][/DOUBLEPOST]Planes, Carts and Hovercrafts.

 

[Terrik]

Gawsh darn it I was just about to post that.[DOUBLEPOST=1377055369,1377055254][/DOUBLEPOST]Planes, Carts and Hovercrafts.

Diddy Kong racing.

 

[bhamv3]

Planes, Carts and Hovercrafts.

Garry's Mod.