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[GasBandit]

C. Darwin? Paging Charles Darwin to the rednecks with a crane.

Bah, you know the seat is a deadman switch. That's why he has to stay seated on it. So if anything goes wrong and he falls off, the motor stops.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Bah, you know the seat is a deadman switch. That's why he has to stay seated on it. So if anything goes wrong and he falls off, the motor stops.

I want to see them trim the sides of the shrubs...

 

[GasBandit]

I want to see them trim the sides of the shrubs...

I think they consult with this guy, though he hasn't got all the kinks worked out yet.

 

[PatrThom]

I think they consult with this guy, though he hasn't got all the kinks worked out yet.

I will call him, "Lawnmower Man."

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Looks like somebody is immediately regretting their decision.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

I would be more worried about where the back claws are.

 

[GasBandit]

Yeah, that's why the Pet Spa was invented.

 

[Espy]

I say this as a (former) cat owner. Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[DarkAudit]

Posted here before, but bears repeating:

 

[Hailey Knight]

"in one smooth movement"

HAAAAAAAA

 

[GasBandit]

Hey.. wait.. that's not funny.

 

[Terrik]

Whoa.

 

[North_Ranger]

Mind. Blown.

 

[klew]

You can do the same with by swapping The Matrix with The Little Mermaid and Top Gun with the Moon Landing.

 

[PatrThom]

For that matter, if you want to really stretch it, Star Trek: The Motion Picture is closer to It's a Wonderful Life than it is to Star Trek: Into Darkness.

--Patrick

 

[Hailey Knight]

Something something old.

I still haven't seen Top Gun. And I really need to because it's referenced so much.

 

[Frank]

It's been longer from the 90's Spider-Man cartoon to now, than it was the first time I watched the 60's series as a kid.

Fuuck.

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[GasBandit]

Often, I've wondered how it came to pass that I found myself unshackled from the constraining grip of morality, of "good" as the laypeople call it. Looking back, it is now so obvious. It can all be traced back to when I started parting my hair on the right.

 

[blotsfan]

Nah. I part my hair to the left and I don't read scripture, I think plenty of dirty thoughts, and I enjoy Nickelback.

 

[Gusto]

Haha, just like that evil guy, I also wear plain white T-shirts and look like I just caught someone farting have Resting Bitch Face.

 

[GasBandit]

Rarh! Violence! Pornography! The rock music! Yah! Blah!

 

[Eriol]

I had my hair parted from the right for decades. I guess that explains a lot. Or something.

 

[Espy]

Wait, Nickelback isn't music.

 

[PatrThom]

Penny Dreadfuls, Nickelback, Dime-bag Darryl, Quarterflash, Sixpence None the Richer.

Hmm. Time to change the subject.
This thread is now about cat hat dude.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

Why do I have the feeling that cat is mentally controling him?

 

[strawman]

Why do I have the feeling that cat is mentally controling him?

Because only someone being controlled by their cat would act as a cat pedestal?

 

[Emrys]

Because only someone being controlled by their cat would act as a cat pedestal?

It's the first step of cat world domination.

 

[Eriol]

It's the first step of cat world domination.

That would be quite a catastrophe.

 

[Emrys]

 

[Bones]

Bones is Imagining Emrys with a doom weasel on each shoulder and a big one on her head calling the shots.

 

[Gryfter]

Bones is Imagining Emrys with a doom weasel on each shoulder and a big one on her head calling the shots.

In other words... Tuesday.

 

[Emrys]

In other words... Tuesday.

 

[LordRendar]

That would be quite a catastrophe.

That pun was so bad that after reading it,it left me catatonic