[Movies] Talk about the last movie you saw 2: Electric Threadaloo

Kevin Spacey's talent was criminally underutilized. He could have been his own, amazing Luthor if Bryan Singer hadn't been all, "Just be Gene Hackman. Yeah, like that. Slower. Slower." before pulling out a picture of Richard Donner and masturbating furiously.
 
I liked the music and the opening credits, and the bullets bouncing off his eyes.

I hated the kid plot. Hated. Hollywood ruins movies by throwing kids in films (especially scifi/action) and giving them ridiculous dialogue.
Lex Luthor was just kind of boring. He was outshined by previous incarnations, and by an earlier badass Zod.

Just for reference:
The Sandlot = perfect kid acting/dialogue movie
 
Watched Galaxy Quest with the wife. She'd never seen it, and went in with mixed feelings but came out enjoying it. I was still surprised how well the movie has held up 15 years later. It's still funny, and Sam Rockwell is still the best performance.
 
I'll always be thankful for that movie if only for one line:

Fun fact: the actor that played Smalls had ended up in an auto accident a few year ago. When the other driver got out and realized who had hit his car, he took advantage of the moment to say:

You're killing me, Smalls!
 
ABC's of DEATH: This is a bizarre collection of gory short films that, for the most part, don't offer anything worthwhile. The premise is simple. 26 directors were given a letter and freedom to do pretty much whatever they wanted. Well... "whatever they wanted" pretty much translates to nearly full on porn or just some of the stupidest shit you've ever seen. F is for Fart. And no I'm not kidding there. And whatever you think that short film could possibly be about based on that information, you'd probably be wrong. It's one of the most bizarre segments, right up there with W is for WTF. I never even found out what Z is for, because while we were watching the segment I started getting the death glare from my wife because it featured naked Nazi chicks fighting each other with a huge plastic dick and vegetables.

Now I just realized I gave Gas Bandit every reason to watch the movie.
 
ABC's of DEATH: This is a bizarre collection of gory short films that, for the most part, don't offer anything worthwhile. The premise is simple. 26 directors were given a letter and freedom to do pretty much whatever they wanted. Well... "whatever they wanted" pretty much translates to nearly full on porn or just some of the stupidest shit you've ever seen. F is for Fart. And no I'm not kidding there. And whatever you think that short film could possibly be about based on that information, you'd probably be wrong. It's one of the most bizarre segments, right up there with W is for WTF. I never even found out what Z is for, because while we were watching the segment I started getting the death glare from my wife because it featured naked Nazi chicks fighting each other with a huge plastic dick and vegetables.

Now I just realized I gave Gas Bandit every reason to watch the movie.
If you liked ABCs, you should like the VHS films.
 
Rise of the Guardians

Fun movie that actually had a refreshing take on childhood myths. The 6 year old loved it and I had a good time watching it with him.
 
Just got back from Kick-Ass 2. It was just as good as the first movie, except for just a little too much shaky camera. It wasn't horrific like the Bourne movies, but still enough to distract from some of the fight scenes.

By the way, I can see the actress who plays Hit-Girl as Stature in case they ever do a Young Avengers movie.
 

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Man, I wish I weren't so squeamish. It kind of limits the movies I can watch. That's one I'll probably never see.
 
Oldboy is definitely the barometer test for a person's squeamishness. I don't get scared or creeped out easily, but even I was squeamish and uncomfortable at the end of that movie.
 
Inside Man is a fantastic heist movie, and also the least preachy Spike Lee movie that I've ever seen (for what it's worth; I tend to like Lee's political messaging, but I get that it's not what everyone wants in a movie)
 
Finally saw both Brick and Looper; both were excellent.
Brick was exactly what I expected and delivered like crazy. Refreshing to see a modern (I know it's nearly a decade old now, but you know what I mean) film noir, and surprising how well the tropes of that genre carry over to a movie about teenagers. High school is way cliquey; it works so well.

Looper on the other hand, was not what I expected at all. I'm not really sure what Idid expect, cause everyone said it's more than it looks like from the trailers and it's not going to be what you expect..... But I didn't expect that.


All the thumbs up for Rian Johnson.
 
Saw Thor, I liked it. Less actiony than I thought it would be but I liked how the beef of the plot focused on Thor and Loki as people rather than gods. Also, is it fair to call them Ice- GIANTS? Their tall I guess, but I wouldn't say giant.
 
Just got back from Kick Ass 2. I loved it just as much as I loved the first one. I have no clue why the critics hated it so much.
 
Saw Thor, I liked it. Less actiony than I thought it would be but I liked how the beef of the plot focused on Thor and Loki as people rather than gods. Also, is it fair to call them Ice- GIANTS? Their tall I guess, but I wouldn't say giant.
Most giants in mythology (though I can't be certain about Norse as I'm not overly familiar) are depicted as anywhere from 7-10 feet tall. They're significantly larger than ordinary humans, but not godzilla.
 
Most giants in mythology (though I can't be certain about Norse as I'm not overly familiar) are depicted as anywhere from 7-10 feet tall. They're significantly larger than ordinary humans, but not godzilla.
Ravenpoe is mostly correct. The jotuns came in a variety of sizes and shapes, but were generally large (but not GIANT) humanoids. A lot of times, they were the same size as Asgardians (i.e. just big).

What made them jotuns was more their ancestry than anything else. The jotuns were descended from Ymir, while the Asgardians were descended from his cow (and then murdered Ymir and almost all his descendants).
 
Probably the "sick stick" scene. It was crude and disgusting, but nevertheless delightful.
I think a lot of it has to do with some people ONLY liking the original because a little girl was slicing up dudes and saying horrible words, but for me Hit Girl was part of a greater whole. I think for most people, Hit Girl was the only thing that they liked in the first movie.
 
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