Okay look, I know I'm not exactly a paragon of virtue, what with my chosen line of work, but ripping out my eye is a bit much, don't you think?
Warioland?After I made my first appearance as a villain in my rival's second game on Gameboy, I became the "hero" in this sequel.
Correct.[DOUBLEPOST=1378764919,1378764807][/DOUBLEPOST]Shooting the quickly descending monsters turns them into precious stones.Warioland?
Scorched Earth."In times of trouble, go with what you know."
Invariably the biggest cluster-fucks (pun intended) in that game always came when my tank said "I wonder what THIS button does?"Scorched Earth.
Oh god the nostalgia. Firing up the Death's Head and nuking every other player on the map.
Full Throttle. Which because Disney ended Lucas Arts has even LESS chance of getting a damn sequel.motorcycles and bunnies in a minefield.
75% of all Steam achievement-enabled games.Go the extra mile to achieve every side-quests...get a lame reward.
My answer remains the same.Nope! Let me replace side quest with missions.
Lucky and Wild?Is this a shooting game or a driving game? Is it for two players or three players? I just can't decide!
It's been a month, so time for the reveal.Ok, I'll try one.
"Hey, Bucko. Go play on the steps."
"You're making me very unhappy."
"That was no accident!"
Yep! So many fun nostalgic memories of three player mayhem. I was always the driver though.Lucky and Wild?
Smash Bros[DOUBLEPOST=1379998607,1379998260][/DOUBLEPOST]You're a robber. Don't let the cop get you until you navigate the complicated warehouse. Course... you won't really know those details unless you saw the cover of the game.In this game, given the choice between hitting someone with a lightsaber and hitting them with a baseball bat, players will choose the baseball bat nine times out of ten.
Could it apply to both?See, I would have guess Saints Row for Bhamv3's game.
Wait, are you talking about the Atari game Maze Craze?Smash Bros[DOUBLEPOST=1379998607,1379998260][/DOUBLEPOST]You're a robber. Don't let the cop get you until you navigate the complicated warehouse. Course... you won't really know those details unless you saw the cover of the game.
Lock N Chase?You're a robber. Don't let the cop get you until you navigate the complicated warehouse. Course... you won't really know those details unless you saw the cover of the game.
It's the warehouse which makes me think Maze Craze.
Warlords!Oh boy, gotta come up with one! I played the hell out of that game and probably still would if I hadn't given away my Atari years ago.
Four kings in four corners protected by their castles, though a destructive weapon is set loose which can destroy them. You are a knight who protects one of these castles with your shield. Protect your king until he is the last left standing.
Animal Crossing?This one might be tougher... BURY THE FRUIT BEFORE IT KILLS YOU
No, it's very very old school, in keeping with the recent atari posts. But not necessarily atari.Animal Crossing?
Oh man it was that heaven and hell sim game in hell you could make strip clubs n shit. I always wanted to play that game but never did... Now to google the nameIn this simulator you don't get your Sims until they are dead.[DOUBLEPOST=1380133938,1380133890][/DOUBLEPOST]
Animal Crossing?
I quite enjoyed it, but like most sims I was never really that great at it. It was complicated because not only did you have to please everyone in Heaven, you had to do the exact opposite of everything to torment people in hell. For example in Heaven you want their virtues to all be very close so they don't have to walk too far from the front gates. In hell you want them to travel really far, so you have to build long complicated roads to everything.Oh man it was that heaven and hell sim game in hell you could make strip clubs n shit. I always wanted to play that game but never did... Now to google the name
Afterlife!