I just had sex thread

Guys! Hey! Hey guys! Guys! Guess what, guys?!

FINALLY! After over two years of not getting any?

....

...I'm still not getting any. :(
 
The irony of bragging in a thread about having sex, but doing so anonymously, is entertaining to me. :)
Touche.

(It was totally me. Broke a... not insignificant dry spell.)

(And yes, I evidently am still quite puerile enough to find my sex life noteworthy for all others to know about.)
 
Touche.

(It was totally me. Broke a... not insignificant dry spell.)

(And yes, I evidently am still quite puerile enough to find my sex life noteworthy for all others to know about.)
I didn't want to call you out or anything, dude, I was just making some observational humourz!
 
I don't think this thread is for married people (well, hopefully not, but in some cases it probably is) or folk in long term relationships.
 
I don't think this thread is for married people (well, hopefully not, but in some cases it probably is) or folk in long term relationships.
If we were talking about my last marriage, I'd have fit right in here. I'd have posted maybe 3 times a year.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
Nice.

I'm married and am also posting about conquests. Deal with it! Jake's been sick and he took his sweet goddamned time getting better. *victory lap........ dance*
 
Is it OK to have passionate sex 6 feet away from a 2 month old baby in their bassinette? If yes...

Last night wife was like...

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I responded with...

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My face when I was done.

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It's been awhile. Prolly longest since my teen years. 4 months? Shiiiiiet.
 
I put her to "bed" and while she sleeps, I'm sitting at my desk, naked, eating ice cream and watching Magic The Gathering card reviews on Youtube.

Living the dream.
 
Baby hit the sack early tonight and wife was feeling frisky missing me all day while I was out.... and showed up at the door like this.


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.... and I'm done.
 
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