Demographics: Cake vs Pie

CAKE OR DEATH... er, pie. I meant pie.

  • Cake!

    Votes: 24 49.0%
  • Pie!

    Votes: 25 51.0%

  • Total voters
    49
Another point: when have you ever laughed because someone got a cake to the face? Not even at weddings is that funny.
 
Another point: when have you ever laughed because someone got a cake to the face? Not even at weddings is that funny.
I don't know, not do I care, where that "tradition" of cake to the face started, but it has always struck me as demeaning to the person that you just married. My wife agrees with me on this, and it's not something that we did at our wedding.
 
This was such a hard decision!! I went with pie since I can eat more pie than cake, unless it's a sweet tooth kind of day where I could eat an entire cake on my own. NOM
 
Sparhawk said:
I don't know, not do I care, where that "tradition" of cake to the face started, but it has always struck me as demeaning to the person that you just married. My wife agrees with me on this, and it's not something that we did at our wedding.
So I didn't smash cake in my husband's face, but I definitely wiped my frosting covered hand all over his nose. It was a compromise. ;)
 

Dave

Staff member
I had to vote cake. Pies are okay, but a good cake is like bathing your tastebuds in the nectar of the gods themselves.
 
Another proponent of cake: it led to the creation of cupcakes, which are first recorded in a recipe from 1796.

You certainly don't hear about cup pies, now do you?
 
Eh, we call the exact same thing you call a birthday cake a birthday pie here....

Anyway, pie - but not the big fat cream versions, but the thin ones with just prune- or cherry jam on them and possibly baker's cream.
 
What is "baker's cream"?
Since I have no idea what the actual English name is, I'll give a recipe.

1 l of (full) milk
50 gr of flour
30 gr of maizena
8 egg yolks
250 gr of white sugar
1 stick of vanilla
2 dl of cream (full)

Mix 1 dl of milk, the flour, maizena, the egg yolks and 50 gr of sugar to a paste
Stirring, boil the remainder of the milk, 200 gr of sugar and the vanilla. Let it simmer for a while so the vanilla can give off its taste.
Pour the hot milk-sugar mix on the cold sludge while stirring, keep stirring while the whole's on the stove until it thickens.
Let it boil through for a while, than allow it to cool while stirring.

It's a fairly basic part of a lot of typical Beglian pastry - filling or lower layers. It can be used both warm and cold.
 
Since I have no idea what the actual English name is, I'll give a recipe.

1 qt of whole milk (3.25% milkfat)
1/4c of flour (all purpose?)
2 tbsp of corn starch
8 egg yolks
1c of white sugar
1 vanilla bean
7/8c of heavy whipping cream
Translated for the non-metric, non-Belge folks.

--Patrick
 
Translated for the non-metric, non-Belge folks.

--Patrick
Vanilla....Bean? Seriously? You guys are aware they're not beans, right? :p

Also, 1/4c, 1qt (which is technically a bit too much :p), 7/8ths...Boy you* make things easier :p

*generalized "you" as "people who use odd measurements", not you, the Guerilla Tutor. I'm sure you actually did make things easier for those weird-counting folk in backwards countries, who haven't quite mastered the decimal system yet**

**I'm joking, I don't honestly care about metric vs imperial, it's something to poke fun at the Anglosaxons. Chill.
 
Yah, I know it's actually a fruit. But we have almost 250 years of goofy names for stuff to uphold.
And 1l is actually about 1.06qt, so a quart is actually a bit less, not more.

--Patrick
 
Yah, I know it's actually a fruit. But we have almost 250 years of goofy names for stuff to uphold.
And 1l is actually about 1.06qt, so a quart is actually a bit less, not more.

--Patrick
...huh. I thought a gallon was 4.28 liters, but apparently it's 3.78? Oh well.
 
...huh. I thought a gallon was 4.28 liters, but apparently it's 3.78? Oh well.
Yeah, it's always been annoying figuring out my fuel costs whenever I go to Canada. I can do most length measurements in my head (cm, mm, m <--> inches, feet; km <--> miles) but volume measurements are more annoying. To be fair, I still have to think a bit even when going from, for instance, tablespoons to gallons, so volumes aren't my forte anyway. Though having dealt with a pool this year has forced me to practice that bit.

"Yes, Gideon, you could empty the pool with a spoon, but it'll take you 1.5 million spoonfulls..."
 
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