Another Theory: There is no Canada.I finally installed Google Analytics, and I have to say, I'm kinda disappointed. Not in me, but some of you. Not one Canadian visitor today, on an update day. Germany, Great Britain, Singapore, sure...ZERO Canadians. Which leads me to some theories.
We've got Americans posing as Canadians.
Canada's Internet is out today. Try unplugging the modem and plugging it back in.
Canada hates me.
Good God! It IS all Alaska!Another Theory: There is no Canada.
Great Firewall of China?Good God! It IS all Alaska!
Better grow my neckbeard in preparation.The time draws near. You must prepare.
*clears throat*
ZAPPIT IS A HAAACK.