Another brick in the wall.

[Chad Sexington]

Damn kids nowadays, acting old before they're old. mumblemumblemutter

My coworkers call me "Ol' Man Johnson," which is either because I remind them of a Scooby-Doo villain, or because I'm a cranky old man who just has the bad luck of being 25 instead of 64.

Or both.

 

[Emrys]

I think you should go with both.

 

[PatrThom]

My coworkers call me "Ol' Man Johnson," which is either because I remind them of a Scooby-Doo villain, or because I'm a cranky old man who just has the bad luck of being 25 instead of 64.

Or both.

Perhaps it is just your proclivity for Glenlivet.

--Patrick

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Fortunately, whenever I drive, there is always some old fart in front of me going 5-10MPH under the speed limit. Every time I (mentally) yell at him to get out of my way, I get a little younger.

--Patrick

I know that feeling well. Many times when I have been in a similar situation I call them geriatric old so an so's, much to the amusement of my wife.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

My coworkers call me "Ol' Man Johnson," which is either because I remind them of a Scooby-Doo villain, or because I'm a cranky old man who just has the bad luck of being 25 instead of 64.

Or both.

I thought it was a penis nickname because of all the women you sleep with?

 

[Dave]

First time I ever felt like an adult I was driving my nephews back from the swimming pool. We'd cut our visit short because of a pretty bad storm which had rolled in. The car was being wracked with rain and wind, which made visibility almost 0 at times. I was driving very slowly and very white-knuckled. I looked in the rearview and my nephews were roughhousing in the back seat and totally unconcerned with what was going on. I was the adult they were relying on to get them home safely.

 

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Plus they needed someone with a good strong arm to turn the hand crank and start the car.