Wow, what an asshole.
GasBandit
Staff member
This is in the YouTube description from Coffee Stain Studios:
Goat Simulator brings next gen goat simulation to a whole new level. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true. WASD to write destiny.
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We’re just playing around a bit with programming stuff, this is not our next big IP, calm yourselves journalists
Also, that sniper bucket shot wasn’t even scripted, it was totally legit!
If you want more updates on Goat Sim, tweet a sound a goat makes to this twitter: https://twitter.com/Arminposts
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We’re just playing around a bit with programming stuff, this is not our next big IP, calm yourselves journalists
Also, that sniper bucket shot wasn’t even scripted, it was totally legit!
If you want more updates on Goat Sim, tweet a sound a goat makes to this twitter: https://twitter.com/Arminposts
GasBandit
Staff member
Faking out an Irish Dad that you failed your driver's test when you actually passed.
Transcription for the broguishly impared:
Son: I’m after passing my driving test, but I’m letting on to the oul fella that I failed. He’s going to go fucking berserk.
[Gets into car. U2's "Pride (In the Name of Love)" is playing in the background.]
Dad: Well, gosson, how did you get on?
Son: Well, how are you?
Dad: Well, how did it go? Jaysus, I’m a fucking good while waiting.
Son: Fucking, eh, the three-point turn and the fucking hill start.
Dad: What about it?
Son: Like, it was fucking impossible. I dunno, I just, I, for the hill start I rolled…
Dad: Did you fail the fucking thing?
Son: Yeah.
Dad: Ah, for fuck’s sake. Jaysus Christ almighty, for fuck’s sake. And what did it cost?
Son: 85 Euro. But it’s alright, sure, I’ll do it again…
Dad: 85 Euro? For fuck’s sake. Do you think we’re getting these 85 Euros that fucking handy? Once you fail the first fucking time that’s the start of it. Again and again and again. The next time you go for that fucking test… What kind of a cunt was he anyway?
Son: It was a woman.
Dad: A fucking bitch of a woman? Why didn’t you sweeten her up some way? Them’s the two things I told you last night, lad. The fucking three-point turn and the hill start. You were looking into the fucking computer. Jaysus Christ.
Son: I know, but sure…
Dad: Fuck’s sake.
Son: Sure, can I do it again in two weeks?
Dad: Yeah, two weeks, again, another 85 Euro for the same fucking yarn. Fuck.
Son: Ah, no, I passed. Ah, you bollocks. Ha ha.
Dad: Jesus Christ.
Son: And I’m recording you.
Dad: Turn off that fuck of a thing.
Son: You’re going on Facebook now.
Dad: Jesus Christ. I thought you fucking failed the bastard.
Cyriak came out with some new stuff. It happens periodically.
Also Gas and I must watch the same channels or something? It's like he posts everything here just after I watch it.
(I'm fairly sure I'm not being monitored, at least...)
--Patrick
figmentPez
Staff member
This is adorable:
the Scared is scared
from Bianca Giaever
"I asked a six year old what my movie should be about, and this is what he told me."
the Scared is scared
from Bianca Giaever
"I asked a six year old what my movie should be about, and this is what he told me."
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I couldn't have answered the aircraft question, but otherwise, that was pretty simple stuff. I mean, they have and use the power of edit, but man, just the fact that people struggle to get dates anywhere close, or name Reagan as an Axis leader... Ouch.
GasBandit
Staff member
... really? Nothing came to mind for that question? The most iconic american propeller-driven fighter, the P51 Mustang? The B-17 flying fortress? Just the word "Messerschmidt" by itself, if not the first jet, the Me-262? The Lancaster, the Spitfire, the Hurricane, the Thunderbolt, the Corsair, the Hellcat? The P-38 Lightning, immortalized in every kid's memory from the 1942 arcade game? The Japanese Zero? The B-29 Superfortress that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki? The JU-88 Junker? The Stuka dive bomber?
I know not everybody's an airplane enthusiast or a history nut, but many of these have been so ingrained into pop culture that at least one should pop up for most people. I mean, surely you've at least played Battlefield 1942, right? Seen the Bugs Bunny cartoon where he inadvertently gets hypnotized into thinking he's a B-19?
I know the B-29, I know the Corsair, and I recognise a handful of names but couldn't summon a picture to my mind for any of them.
It was never something I had an interest in, so I never filed the information into context of being used during the War. I was always interested in the diplomacy, alliances, backroom deals, espionage, etc. The only reason I know the Thompson submachine gun was used during the war is because of that picture with Winston Churchill.
GasBandit
Staff member
The question was just about World War 2 aircraft. Not that the A-10 Warthog, excuse me, Thunderbolt II, isn't an awesome and iconic American military aircraft.Surprised no mention of the A-10.
--Patrick
I'm at work right now where I don't have sufficient access to update the Flash player to a version that isn't blocked, so I am unable to watch the actual video.
--Patrick
GasBandit
Staff member
Ah. The video was asking trivia questions about WW2 to various men and women to see which gender knew the topic better. It was rather one-sided, especially the "Name one aircraft used in WW2" question.
But that plane sure scared the crap out of a bunch of Iraqis in Desert Storm. That was OUR plane, could take a beating and keep right on flying. 23rd Tac Fighter Wing, England AFB.
GasBandit
Staff member
We could do a whole thread on how awesome the A-10 is.