The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[WasabiPoptart]

Did somebody you know start carrying around a new TV remote for no obvious reason?

If so, I hope they didn't hurt my face with a fart.

 

[HCGLNS]

I had steak for dinner

 

[Celt Z]

I have a pain in my face, like I got punched in the cheek, and I don't know why.

Last time that happened to me, I ended up having to have my wisdom teeth removed.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Had mine out many years ago. And just went to the dentist recently for a check up with a clean bill of oral health.

 

[Shakey]

 

[Jay]

RIP Chris Farley.

 

[AshburnerX]

RIP Chris Farley.

I am both glad and surprised that Jack Black got his shit together and didn't go that route. Candy... Belushi... Farley... it's a fucking curse.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Bought a can of Chunky's soup, Cheeseburger flavor. Having poured it out and heated it up, it's essentially just a bowl of cheese.

Curious what this is going to do to my intestines.

 

[fade]

It's sad when a few guys with a quadcopter and a gopro make a better superman movie than Hollywood ever did.

 

[Cog]

It's been a week since my surgery. Compared with the time they removed my appendix, laparoscopic surgery doesn't hurt.

 

[GasBandit]

I think something might be wrong with me. It just occurred to me today that I've started having out-loud conversations with myself. The realization came during navigating traffic on the way home, I muttered out loud "Ok, I think, you stay in this lane, you should be good." And after a second I replied "What're you telling me for? You're the one driving."

Then I blinked a couple times, did kind of a mental double take, and realized how that would look to someone else.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I think something might be wrong with me. It just occurred to me today that I've started having out-loud conversations with myself. The realization came during navigating traffic on the way home, I muttered out loud "Ok, I think, you stay in this lane, you should be good." And after a second I replied "What're you telling me for? You're the one driving."

Then I blinked a couple times, did kind of a mental double take, and realized how that would look to someone else.

Sometimes I feel like if I don't talk to myself I'll forget how...

 

[Emrys]

Sometimes talking to the most intelligent person in the room and talking to yourself are the same things.

 

[fade]

I know who I am, but who are all you zombies?

 

[GasBandit]

"Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?" - T-Shirt my father bought me about 10 years ago

 

[Chad Sexington]

I think something might be wrong with me. It just occurred to me today that I've started having out-loud conversations with myself. The realization came during navigating traffic on the way home, I muttered out loud "Ok, I think, you stay in this lane, you should be good." And after a second I replied "What're you telling me for? You're the one driving."

Then I blinked a couple times, did kind of a mental double take, and realized how that would look to someone else.

I almost constantly talk to myself/converse with myself when I am alone.

 

[GasBandit]

I almost constantly talk to myself/converse with myself when I am alone.

So it's normal then I suppose. I guess it's just... been a while since I've been alone this much. Didn't know what to expect.

 

[Chad Sexington]

So it's normal then I suppose. I guess it's just... been a while since I've been alone this much. Didn't know what to expect.

Well, let's not call me 'normal', but at least you're not alone.

 

[Bubble181]

Yeah, not alone. Just don't do it too loudly when others can hear. Some people are insecure


Other news, a friend's doing am aster's thesis on MMORPGs (because why not?) Anyway, if anyone here playing an MMO feels like filling out an easy questionnaire (in English), all anonymous and stuff, that'd be nice:
https://uantwerpen.eu.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_bkg3uIKFVPB50b3

 

[HCGLNS]

"Hey "young naive coworker" can you grab some paper towels, lint free gloves and some poontang from the stockroom."

 

[bhamv3]

Yeah, not alone. Just don't do it too loudly when others can hear. Some people are insecure


Other news, a friend's doing am aster's thesis on MMORPGs (because why not?) Anyway, if anyone here playing an MMO feels like filling out an easy questionnaire (in English), all anonymous and stuff, that'd be nice:
https://uantwerpen.eu.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_bkg3uIKFVPB50b3

Damn, I did it wrong. The second page was "do you play MMORPGs such as WoW etc" and I clicked no, since I don't play any of the listed MMOs. And then the survey ended.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Damn, I did it wrong. The second page was "do you play MMORPGs such as WoW etc" and I clicked no, since I don't play any of the listed MMOs. And then the survey ended.

You don't play etc? That shit's great.

 

[GasBandit]

Damn, I did it wrong. The second page was "do you play MMORPGs such as WoW etc" and I clicked no, since I don't play any of the listed MMOs. And then the survey ended.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I hate watching someone start having hope for something that most likely isn't going to pan out. I can't say anything. I can only watch and wait for the inevitable.

 

[Frank]

Over the course of a year, when Einstein was 25, he published the Annus Mirabilis Papers. The photoelectric effect, brownian motion, special relativity, and mass-energy equivalence. In one God damn year.

When I turned 25 I had only just decided being 120 pounds overweight was not good for me.

 

[DarkAudit]

Over the course of a year, when Einstein was 25, he published the Annus Mirabilis Papers. The photoelectric effect, brownian motion, special relativity, and mass-energy equivalence. In one God damn year.

When I turned 25 I had only just decided being 120 pounds overweight was not good for me.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

Or in my case, ten.

 

[Gilgamesh]

I hate watching someone start having hope for something that most likely isn't going to pan out. I can't say anything. I can only watch and wait for the inevitable.

Oh cmon, I'm sure Charlie has a chance with Naiwen. Don't be so glum!

 

[Bones]

Oh cmon, I'm sure Charlie has a chance with Naiwen. Don't be so glum!

wait that's why Naiwen had Tamaki as a user icon!? shit i just thought we had a new gigolo on the forum...although i admit I do have a strange love for Oran High School Host Club.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I hate watching someone start having hope for something that most likely isn't going to pan out. I can't say anything. I can only watch and wait for the inevitable.

So that's a 'no', on being coffee friends?

 

[Shakey]

'Accidental Tyler Durden' as Fox news station KDVR airs penis picture during crash coverage

With news stations pulling photos off Twitter moments before going on-air, mistakes are always going to creep in, but there was a particularly egregious one on the Fox-affiliated KDVR this week when a penis was spliced into coverage of the Seattle helicopter crash.

Apparently some news reporters haven't learned to not show live feeds of user submitted pictures yet.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I am singing this

 

[sixpackshaker]

MONORAIL!

 

[GasBandit]

I am singing this

Seems like I say "With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL!" at least once a month.

 

[Cheesy1]

I hate watching someone start having hope for something that most likely isn't going to pan out. I can't say anything. I can only watch and wait for the inevitable.

You'd hate watching my life in general then, because that's what it seems like a lot of times.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

So that's a 'no', on being coffee friends?

We are coffee friends.

You'd hate watching my life in general then, because that's what it seems like a lot of times.

And I would still be right there trying to help you deal with whatever happens. That's just me.