Don't say I don't hate you all with the passion of a thousand exploding stars

[HCGLNS]

 

[drifter]

Finally managed to get to 2048. Thanks @tegid those tips ended up being very helpful.

 

[drifter]

Made it to 4096

 

[Chad Sexington]

showoffs

 

[Dave]

Highest I've gotten is 256...or GasBandit.

 

[GasBandit]

I've gotten 2048 in the math version but just can't seem to crack the elvis barrier in Halforums version.[DOUBLEPOST=1396374857,1396374807][/DOUBLEPOST]

Highest I've gotten is 256...or GasBandit.

GasBandit is 512, so... there you go.

 

[HCGLNS]

Y'all motherfuckers need xkcd today.

 

[PatrThom]

Been there. Made many suggestions.

--Patrick

 

[evilmike]

Here's an interesting variation on 2048: Fe[26]

Instead of simple doubling, it roughly follows stellar fusion reactions. The goal is to make stable iron. (Watch out for magnesium.)

 

[GasBandit]

Here's an interesting variation on 2048: Fe[26]

Instead of simple doubling, it roughly follows stellar fusion reactions. The goal is to make stable iron. (Watch out for magnesium.)

Fuckin' Magnesium I swear to god.

 

[Emrys]

Damn you, magnesium! Damn you to hell!

 

[Dave]

What the fuck did I just play?

 

[drifter]

You guys weren't kidding about Magnesium. On the bright side, once you get Silicon, it's trivial to win.

 

[Bubble181]

So...What's the problem with Magnesium? Haven't gotten beyond Neon so far

 

[Officer_Charon]

First time I played it, I beat it.... only one of these games that I've beaten.... with random keystrokes, too.... ignorance for the win!

 

[General Specific]

So...What's the problem with Magnesium? Haven't gotten beyond Neon so far

It does nothing. It combines with nothing and does not decay, so it just sits there, taking up space.

Edit: Oh and,

 

[Yoshimickster]

6088! So close, yet still so far away.

 

[drifter]

So this is a thing.

http://flappy2048.com/

 

[Frank]

Fuckin' Magnesium I swear to god.

Well, first time playing that and I AGREE.

 

[GasBandit]

Those maniacs. WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

http://flappy2048.com/

 

[Espy]

THAT IS AWESOME.


And as expected quite hard.

 

[Officer_Charon]

WHAT IS THIS MOVING PILLAR BULLSHIT?!

 

[GasBandit]

Drowning Simulator.

Click here to play the game.

 

[LordRendar]

got a highscore of 103860. I am done with this game.

 

[jwhouk]

I figured it out: 2048 is the numerical equivalent of Tetris.

 

[PatrThom]

Those maniacs. WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

http://flappy2048.com/

Reminds me a lot of the ice breaker game.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

That second to last wall always gets me.

 

[bhamv3]

Drowning Simulator.

Click here to play the game.

This thing runs for five seconds, then freezes on me. Apparently I don't get to drown. Bah.

 

[Ravenpoe]

This thing runs for five seconds, then freezes on me. Apparently I don't get to drown. Bah.

Or maybe it's just meta as fuck.

 

[bhamv3]

Or maybe it's just meta as fuck.

Drowning comes abruptly, as you're immobilized by the freezing water, and can only stare in muffled silence as your existence comes to its pitiful end?

It... it's genius!

 

[Chad Sexington]

Drowning Simulator.

Click here to play the game.

Oh my god.... is it possible to win?

 

[Ravenpoe]

Oh my god.... is it possible to win?

Since it's a psa for life jackets, probably not.

 

[GasBandit]

Oh my god.... is it possible to win?

My mouse is one of those where I can disable the ratchet with a buttonpress. So I was basically flywheeling my scrollwheel up at 240+rpm constantly throughout, and I still drowned at 4:58.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I made it to 5:00... Poor Julien.

 

[PatrThom]

That second to last wall always gets me.

It gets a lot easier when you realize the amount of lead time you need, then you leave the mouse cursor in a spot where you know to click the mouse when the leading edge of the wall hits the cursor. It's still a challenge to get the timing right, though.

--Patrick