Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

Cajungal · May 30, 2014

Yes and His chiropractor diploma was printed in a mini mall on the back of a band flyer

Cajungal · May 30, 2014

And his wife is sleeping with Dr. Thunder

Bones · May 30, 2014

Cajungal said:
And his wife is sleeping with Mr Pibb

FTFY

Cajungal · May 30, 2014

Dr. Thunder can afford nice things. Mr pibb is now the douche who wants everybody to call him "Xtra." Morty' wife doesn't have time
For that.

WasabiPoptart · May 30, 2014

fade said:
Do you think it's medicine, phd, or one of the rest? I'm betting chiropractory.

I thought he was a podiatrist.

figmentPez · May 30, 2014

Cajungal said:
Dr. Thunder can afford nice things. Mr pibb is now the douche who wants everybody to call him "Xtra." Morty' wife doesn't have time
For that.

Well, at least's he's better than this ass:

GasBandit · May 30, 2014

fade said:
Do you think it's medicine, phd, or one of the rest? I'm betting chiropractory. I bet he gets all offended when people call him "mister", which Mrs Pepper found endearing when they first got married, but now she just rolls her eyes. They went to counseling that one time she couldn't take it anymore and burst out "Aw Morty, you're just a chiropractor." His first name is Morty in case you were wondering.

Medical. Dr Pepper is named after Dr. Charles T. Pepper.

Celt Z · May 31, 2014

Can't be. Charles uses a "." after Dr. Makes all the difference in the world.

PatrThom · May 31, 2014

Celt Z said:
Can't be. Charles uses a "." after Dr. Makes all the difference in the world.

Not gonna say how much a period can change a person.

--Patrick

fade · May 31, 2014

GasBandit said:
Medical. Dr Pepper is named after Dr. Charles T. Pepper.

GasBandit · May 31, 2014

Celt Z said:
Can't be. Charles uses a "." after Dr. Makes all the difference in the world.

And there used to be a "." in Dr Pepper, prior to 1950. But no more periods since. Must have hit soft drink menopause.

blotsfan · May 31, 2014

I got an awful leg cramp while sleeping last night and now its really sore. Probably the lamest reason anyone has ever had a limp

Hailey Knight · Jun 1, 2014

I was going to sell my N64 Zelda gold cartridges to make up for buying so many Godzilla movies this week, but people are telling me to hold onto them, that they will probably be more valuable in years. I don't know if that's true, but it costs me nothing to hold onto them.

This is a whiny rant because my wife and I have an allowance of spending money, and without selling something to make up the difference, I just kissed mine away for both June and July. So I'd better fucking enjoy those Godzilla movies!

DarkAudit · Jun 1, 2014

I made sure the cable and other bills were paid up as next payday is when my vacation starts.

I get in the car to go to work last night and find a 6-inch crack in the windshield. Safelite estimates ~$320 to fix... plus another $30 if they make a house call. So much for vacation.

figmentPez · Jun 1, 2014

GasBandit · Jun 1, 2014

And for those of us in the south, don't forget Dr B!

Cheesy1 · Jun 1, 2014

I don't know how to go out and meet people. I'm so insecure and shy, I'm not even sure I could do it. But I fear I'm becoming a crazy shut-in.

Cog · Jun 1, 2014

Tomorrow is Gabriela's first day at preschool. I feel old,

Krisken · Jun 2, 2014

figmentPez said:

Often imitated, never duplicated.

sixpackshaker · Jun 2, 2014

They left off Mr. Pibb

Krisken · Jun 2, 2014

sixpackshaker said:
They left off Mr. Pibb

That's because he didn't even get his degree.

-Thank you, Mitch Hedberg.

WasabiPoptart · Jun 2, 2014

PatrThom · Jun 2, 2014

C'mon now, if you can have Drs. Howard/Fine/Howard, Mr. Pibb should be able to catch up in no time.

--Patrick

WasabiPoptart · Jun 2, 2014

I read the comments. *sigh*

Cheesy1 · Jun 5, 2014

Sums up a lot of how I'm feeling lately:

LittleKagsin · Jun 9, 2014

Please just let today be over with...

I've had more fights and had to defend myself more today than I have in I don't know how long. Why does it all happen in one day? And I feel so wrong that I still have one huge fight to go. I mean, how insane am I? I planned a confrontation today! Who does that? And why did the other 3 arguements have to happen today?

I just..someone please bury me so it can all be over with. I'm exhausted.

Cajungal · Jun 9, 2014

I've planned a confrontation. Sometimes it's the best way to go about it. You've prepared what you want to say and can avoid outbursts that you'd regret. That doesn't make it suck any less. Hope your evening is better. Have some wine and listen to some happy tunes.

LittleKagsin · Jun 9, 2014

Although, I mean really, if anyone has a problem with me, lets have it out now. I'm wound up and ready for it all.

LittleKagsin · Jun 9, 2014

Haha, thanks Stieny. =^^=

Ravenpoe · Jun 9, 2014

LittleKagsin said:
Please just let today be over with...

I've had more fights and had to defend myself more today than I have in I don't know how long. Why does it all happen in one day? And I feel so wrong that I still have one huge fight to go. I mean, how insane am I? I planned a confrontation today! Who does that? And why did the other 3 arguements have to happen today?

I just..someone please bury me so it can all be over with. I'm exhausted.

In my mind, your profession is now that of a professional cage fighter.

GasBandit · Jun 9, 2014

Oddly enough, my cat LOVES belly rubs and demands them frequently. I am still mystified and unsettled by this.

Ravenpoe · Jun 9, 2014

GasBandit said:
Oddly enough, my cat LOVES belly rubs and demands them frequently. I am still mystified and unsettled by this.

Well, just change that to "Don't pet my belly, see what happens."

GasBandit · Jun 9, 2014

Ravenpoe said:
Well, just change that to "Don't pet my belly, see what happens."

Oh I know what happens.

"Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow.Miaow. Miaow.Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow.Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. Miaow. " "FINE I WILL PET YOU"

Cat has no patience for my War Thunder shenanigans.
Miaow.

Ravenpoe · Jun 9, 2014

Fun fact: meowing is a language that cats develop only for communicating with humans. Kittens mewl to their mother for attention. Adult cats don't meow to each other in the wild, they communicate through scent and body language. But humans don't normally respond to these, and so they adapt to meowing because they discover it works.

Your cat is basically talking to you in baby-talk.

evilmike · Jun 9, 2014

Ravenpoe said:
Fun fact: meowing is a language that cats develop only for communicating with humans. Kittens mewl to their mother for attention. Adult cats don't meow to each other in the wild, they communicate through scent and body language. But humans don't normally respond to these, and so they adapt to meowing because they discover it works.

Your cat is basically talking to you in baby-talk.