Random Video Game Crap

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

I feel bad for Edison, sure he was a generic swashbuckler who used a wooden sword which is the most obvious starter weapon of all time, but I'm sure he didn't need to be replaced by a Bear who used a bird as a multi-tool.

Also if Microsoft lets Rare make a real sequel they should make the prologue all Toxic Avenger 4 style: "In the 90s and early 2000s a bear and a bird went on a magical adventure that touched the hearts of millions. Then- three forgettable sequels were made! Yeah, sorry about that folks. Here's the real sequel!"
 
fade

fade

Staff member
Frank said:
Just read a thing where it said Bioware was looking to fix the choice mess made with Dragon Age 2 by listening to what the fans want.

DON'T FUCKING DO THAT!

Just don't make a shitty game for fuck's sakes. Don't make a game by committee. Make a game that's good and satisfying throughout. Fuck.
Click to expand...
image.jpg
 
Frank

Frank

So, I was doing some report writing from home today and this song just pops into my head. It was like a smooth, soft, almost porno-esque, noodly jazz tune that wouldn't sound out of place in a Silent Hill game. I couldn't fucking place it. It started to drive me completely nuts. I was sure it was from a video game, but I couldn't remember which game. So, after about a half hour of fruitless youtubing, it suddenly just pops into my head where it's from.

God damn Vesuvius music from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.



Such a rad tune. No, go reinstall this game.
 
Jay

Jay

Frank said:
So, I was doing some report writing from home today and this song just pops into my head. It was like a smooth, soft, almost porno-esque, noodly jazz tune that wouldn't sound out of place in a Silent Hill game. I couldn't fucking place it. It started to drive me completely nuts. I was sure it was from a video game, but I couldn't remember which game. So, after about a half hour of fruitless youtubing, it suddenly just pops into my head where it's from.

God damn Vesuvius music from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.



Such a rad tune. No, go reinstall this game.
Click to expand...
Think of this game and one must replay it.

I've prolly finished this game at least 15 times now with possibly every race, ending.

I even played it again in January.

So good.

Make sure to mod it properly. (Camarilla Mod & Quest)[DOUBLEPOST=1405912821,1405912704][/DOUBLEPOST]Also ... this.

 
Frank

Frank

Man, the first time I played through that area was one of the genuinely creepiest gaming moments I've ever had. Every time I play through it now I wish I could go in as fresh as I was the first time. Also way creepier than it had any right to be, the Tzimitze stuff later on.
 
Jay

Jay

Frank said:
Man, the first time I played through that area was one of the genuinely creepiest gaming moments I've ever had. Every time I play through it now I wish I could go in as fresh as I was the first time. Also way creepier than it had any right to be, the Tzimitze stuff later on.
Click to expand...
Indeed.

That first game was unexpectedly delightful and creepy. At some point I was at a sliver of life, waiting to regen and watched my blood go down.... SCARED TO MOVE.

Later on, the Tazimize house sent shivers up my spine and despite the limited graphics, a bit too nasty for my taste. Thankfully, my trusty katana kept me safe... but they kept coming and coming.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

Staff member
At first I thought "bullshit building hitbox"



But then, looking closer....



Terrorist threw a pistol in the air, AWP shot hit the DEagle, Terrorists win.
 
Frank

Frank

Well, I've got a Black Isle erection and the only release is to play Fallout, Fallout 2, Planescape Torment and possibly some Icewind Dale.

Gotta be done.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Frank said:
Well, I've got a Black Isle erection and the only release is to play Fallout, Fallout 2, Planescape Torment and possibly some Icewind Dale.
Click to expand...
Yes, but every time your rub yourself out, you'll find yourself right where you started again, back among the stiffs.

--Patrick
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top