Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[blotsfan]

With the theme music, is it just you who hears it, or everyone? Because people might think I'm going crazy if it's just me.

 

[GasBandit]

With the theme music, is it just you who hears it, or everyone? Because people might think I'm going crazy if it's just me.

Who cares what they think? Force choke! Force choke!

 

[PatrThom]

"Discreetly packaged" they said.

Oh, boy! My microphone finally came!

I thought these button things were supposed to have a drawback?

--Patrick Kris

 

[blotsfan]

I thought the point was that the next person to push the button kills the last person who did.

 

[GasBandit]

I thought the point was that the next person to push the button kills the last person who did.

That's heavily implied in the episode, and rather glossed over by Kris' comic. At no point did the man with the box say it was a random person. Just someone you don't know.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

#SJW[DOUBLEPOST=1407198442,1407198169][/DOUBLEPOST]

 

[Zappit]

 

[Hailey Knight]

I like how the dumbfuck totally dodged the FGM example. Come on, you twit--support that horror story.

 

[Terrik]

#SJW[DOUBLEPOST=1407198442,1407198169][/DOUBLEPOST]

I AM GOING TO DEFEND AND BE OFFENDED BY THINGS ON YOUR BEHALF WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT ME TO

 

[sixpackshaker]

I like how the dumbfuck totally dodged the FGM example. Come on, you twit--support that horror story.

Richard Burton single handily proved that FGM did not work.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Richard Burton single handily proved that FGM did not work.

Everyone who isn't committing FGM knows that FGM is an atrocity. I'm just saying, the Pakistani user brought it up as an example of how a culture doesn't have to be automatically respected and the (probable) social justice warrior even knew there was no leg to stand on.

Hell, she could've thrown in sati. Would the social justice dumbass have said the British were wrong for forbidding people of India from throwing widows on their husbands' funeral pyres? Who knows--they dove for the headdress example and still got torn down.

 

[PatrThom]

That's heavily implied in the episode, and rather glossed over by Kris' comic. At no point did the man with the box say it was a random person. Just someone you don't know.

And in the story, it's even darker.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

This should probably be filed as a "Nick Joke." It's the kind of joke I tell and appreciate.

 

[Bowielee]

I thought these button things were supposed to have a drawback?

A better version would be:

You can use the force
But
You're young Anakin Skywalker

 

[bhamv3]

A better version would be:

You can use the force
But
You're young Anakin Skywalker

Podracing, man! I'll take it!

 

[fade]

A better version would be:

You can use the force
But
You're young Anakin Skywalker

 

[Bowielee]

Today I learned that Crimsonsoul loves young Anakin Skywalker.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Today I learned that Crimsonsoul loves young Anakin Skywalker.

TIL that @Bowielee is wrong.

 

[PatrThom]

THPPPTPTPTPTPPTPPTPTT.

THPPTPTPTTPTPTPPTPTTT.

--Patrick

 

[fade]

Truly this is the kind of rivalry that can only be solved by a yo mama joke-off.

 

[bhamv3]

Truly this is the kind of rivalry that can only be solved by a yo mama joke-off.

I second this motion.

 

[GasBandit]

Looks like somebody got some bad news.

Spoiler

 

[GasBandit]

 

[CrimsonSoul]

I second this motion.

Yo mamma got seconds... Wait... This isn't bow.... Crap sorry bhamv3

 

[bhamv3]

Yo mamma got seconds... Wait... This isn't bow.... Crap sorry bhamv3

S'all good. Can't have a good yo-mama-off without some collateral damage.

 

[PatrThom]

"Discreetly packaged" they said.

Oh hey, looky here.
http://www.theonion.com/video/sex-toy-dildo-box,36601/

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

Ineffective Advertising:

[DOUBLEPOST=1407421701,1407421381][/DOUBLEPOST]Yyyyyyyep.

 

[PatrThom]

PLEASE GIVE ME THE EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT SINCE I'M EFFECTIVELY AN EMPLOYEE AT THIS POINT OR ELSE DEDUCT 5MIN WORTH OF THE HOURLY WAGE FOR MY SERVICE.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Honestly? I prefer interacting with machines. They never get happy, they never get sad, never laugh at my jokes, they just run programs.

They don't care about my one-way mirror, they're not frightened by my cold exterior.
They don't ask me questions, they don't want to scold me. They don't look for answers, they just want to hold me.
They don't care about my inclinations, they're not frightened by my revelations.
Isn't this fun?
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Thread Necromancer]

They don't care about my one-way mirror, they're not frightened by my cold exterior.
They don't ask me questions, they don't want to scold me. They don't look for answers, they just want to hold me.
They don't care about my inclinations, they're not frightened by my revelations.
Isn't this fun?
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's one I hadn't heard in a while.... Great, now it's in my head...

 

[GasBandit]