Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

OMG camera!!

I've never even touched a gun.
But steinman's version sounds so much more badass.

Last night was a gorgeous clear night with a very pretty moon and lots of stats. I set everything up and then some freaky beast in the woods starting hissing at me and my daughter. So I got her behind me and fired my rifle at the hissing abomination while we retreated into the house :cool:
 
Last night was a gorgeous clear night with a very pretty moon and lots of stats. I set everything up and then some freaky beast in the woods starting hissing at me and my daughter. I only got a few shots before I felt I needed to be in the house :(
Sorry, the doomweasels got away from me last night.
 
A classmate and I had been flirting with each other via text, and I figure what the hell and ask her out to dinner. She basically responds "lol I was jk."

I wasn't jk.

I wasn't jk at all ._.
 
A classmate and I had been flirting with each other via text, and I figure what the hell and ask her out to dinner. She basically responds "lol I was jk."

I wasn't jk.

I wasn't jk at all ._.
Kudos for at least taking the chance. Sometimes that's the hardest part. It sucks that she wasn't more polite about it, but at least you can shrug it off as her loss and move on.
 
On one hand, the pre-calc stuff I'm doing isn't hard exactly, but it takes up so much time. So does the chemistry. And lets not even get into Public health..

....It's kind of hard to go from teaching a class, to sitting in one again.
 
On one hand, the pre-calc stuff I'm doing isn't hard exactly, but it takes up so much time. So does the chemistry. And lets not even get into Public health..

....It's kind of hard to go from teaching a class, to sitting in one again.
I've been doing equations by hand since 6:30am EST for my dev math class. I know my "Math for Liberal Arts" class won't be this tedious next semester, but that's not excuse for 20 questions to take 3 god damn hours right now. know how to fucking factor. I shouldn't have to practice doing it 16 different ways!
 
I've been doing equations by hand since 6:30am EST for my dev math class. I know my "Math for Liberal Arts" class won't be this tedious next semester, but that's not excuse for 20 questions to take 3 god damn hours right now. know how to fucking factor. I shouldn't have to practice doing it 16 different ways!
Well, at least I can rest well knowing that besides statistics, I won't be taking any math after this. I ahve to take 2 semesters of physics for pre-med, but at least there's non-calculus physics you can take.

Welp, back to work.
 

fade

Staff member
I love math. I've filled up 5 spiral notebooks with equation derivations for work this year so far.
 
I love math. I've filled up 5 spiral notebooks with equation derivations for work this year so far.
I can't imagine that... seriously, your mind is in a place that I simply cannot fathom. Even Charlie is more relatable than this...

That's not to say that I dislike you, I just simply cannot process "liking" math to the point that I would derivate for fun.

As the kids today say, "I can't even."
 

GasBandit

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I see math's use, but I've never enjoyed it. It's a means to an end, for me. A tool. But in a similar fashion, I don't particularly enjoy driving nails in and of itself, but it doesn't strike me as too odd that somebody else might love hammering.
 

GasBandit

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I'm an engineer. If math were human I'd deserve the death penalty for the enslavement and abuses I've heaped upon it. It is not something I treat tenderly, rather I keep it in a box, yank it out when I need it, work it to the bone, and toss the remains back in the box for the next time.

If it doesn't give me what I want, I twist it, mash it, spindle, fold, mutilate and knot it until I accomplish my goal.

Also I never say please and thank you to it.

It has not yet attempted escape, nor has it ever expressed jealousy when I use other tools to solve problems I might have chosen it for.
 
I am a scientist, I look at math like a mechanic looks at his toolbox, there are many tools, it is but one of many i use.
 

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Staff member
Ah, right, now I remember why we physicists hate engineers.

"It's a beautiful, lilting aria, filled with sadness and hopefulness."
"Eh, sine wave is close enough."
 
I was sick a week ago with a head congestion and sore throat thing. Then it moved into my lungs and I started the various asthma medications medical science has blessed us with.

But now something is really upsetting my stomach, and has been for two days.

What is the deal with this illness?
You're pregnant.
 

GasBandit

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I remember I said something particularly witty a few weeks ago here, and I remember thinking "I need to remember this saying, it will be so useful in so many situations." I have forgotten the witticism. But finding it again will prove impossible because finding any particular one of my posts here is like trying to find a certain stick in the forest in autumn, or a certain pebble in a gravel factory.

It doesn't even help that I remember PatrThom commented on the witticism. Because that's half my posts for the last few years.
 
I remember I said something particularly witty a few weeks ago here, and I remember thinking "I need to remember this saying, it will be so useful in so many situations." I have forgotten the witticism. But finding it again will prove impossible because finding any particular one of my posts here is like trying to find a certain stick in the forest in autumn, or a certain pebble in a gravel factory.

It doesn't even help that I remember PatrThom commented on the witticism. Because that's half my posts for the last few years.
Go nuts. That's a search for every one of my posts where I use the word "Gasbandit" or quote you since August 15th. It's only 4 pages long, shouldn't take any time at all.

--Patrick
 
Same girl dramatically tells me she's about to ask me for a "personal opinion about her."

Turns out she wanted to choose between two fashion choices to look nice hanging out with other friends.

What the fuck, lady?
 
I was sick a week ago with a head congestion and sore throat thing. Then it moved into my lungs and I started the various asthma medications medical science has blessed us with.

But now something is really upsetting my stomach, and has been for two days.

What is the deal with this illness?
If this is the Midwest Respiratory Illness, I saw in the news that it is caused by an enterovirus.
Other than fever, symptoms include muscle pain, sore throat, gastrointestinal distress, and headache. Abdominal discomfort may also be reported in some patients.
Plus some of the meds for asthma can give you stomach upset, particularly if you are on oral steroids like Prednisone.
 
I am apocalyptically angry with our IT staff at this point. Yes, I know it's the beginning of the semester. Yes, I know there's a lot on their plate. But there are problems that were brought to their attention 6 to 8 months ago that we're still having. And this morning they managed to top it.

This is the email I just had to send to support:



The reason I mention the time being incorrect is because during an update a few weeks ago, all of our accounts got set to Dublin time. They have been unable to fix this.

Now, we don't have desktops. We have "thin clients", so that you don't actually have a computer, you just have a network terminal to the server that you can access a user account from, and apparently there are six library accounts. Which in theory is great, but in practice has lead to a lot of problems that our IT staff simply seem to be incapable of solving. An example: Every day, between 5 and 7pm at some point, the account will log itself, no working, even if you're in the middle of working on it. This has been an issue for two years. I've been given a number of explanations and finally was told "well you have to wait until the thin client update"... which has come and gone, and it still happens. Now, what I suspect the issue is, is that the account is set to log itself out after a certain number of hours of use. But isn't there an option to change that?

Anyway, due to whatever is going on, I no longer have access to several functions that probably cover around 65% of my daily workload.
Do what I do when IT gets on my nerves for this sort of thing. inform them you'll be transferring anyone and any question relating to this work to them directly. Oh, you need to change your password? Sorry, I can't right now - but IT can! let me transfer your call/pass you a phone with their extension.

They'll suddenly find your work a priority. Your boss or whatever might get a few nasty calls from their boss about all their other, more important work and how they don't have time for your shit, but it will suddenly get fixed far faster.
 
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