What is sjw? Social justice warrior?
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it's a boogeyman like "hipster" and "militant feminist" that people make up so they can keep making jokes that make people feel subhuman
Dave
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It's telling that you pick and choose what's funny and what's not - and what others are allowed to find funny - based on your own warped sense of social justice. I notice you said nothing about the first joke which poked fun at white people claiming native american heritage for college purposes. Oh, but jokes about SJWs are bad? Or transgendered people? I see. So humor is okay as long as it fits within your own sensibilities.
That's not how humor or comedy works. And you can try and throw out all the terrible jokes you want to justify to yourself how much better than us you are, but all you are doing is showing your own intolerance with everything else that doesn't fit into your own paradigm.
Now, we can take this to another thread if you want. From here on out it's jokes or explanations of said jokes. Anything else will be removed. And if you continue to be a condescending humorless shithead, I will threadban you so you can throw a fit somewhere else.
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I've seen your act, and I'm offended you call yourself a comedian.
Now that's a joke! (I hope.)
Where does a King keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.
Dave
Staff member
Two D&D Priests were fighting. It was pointless.
Must have been a clerical error.
Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Want to hear an even dirtier one?
And now for my Sister's favourite joke ever since she was small. She's older than me btw:
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead!
She still laughs at that one. And I'll admit, I do too somewhat.
An Elephant fell in the mud.
It fell in again
And now for my Sister's favourite joke ever since she was small. She's older than me btw:
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead!
She still laughs at that one. And I'll admit, I do too somewhat.
What do you call a cow that cannot produce milk?
What do you call a cow that tried to jump over a barbed-wire fence, but didn't quite make it?
Udder disappointment.
What do you call a cow that tried to jump over a barbed-wire fence, but didn't quite make it?
Udder disaster.
Dave
Staff member
Steak.
If anything, I could say that this joke was rare
But I thought naw forget it yo grue to bel-air!
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'[DOUBLEPOST=1412792077,1412792045][/DOUBLEPOST]
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Why is a rapist like a kiwi fruit? They're both better after you've peeled all their skin off.
When I heard it, it was "in a trash can" and "1 in 10 trashcans".
I like mine better. If you're going to do
dead baby jokes,
Consistently vulgar language and immature humor warning:
Two assholes are talking. The first asshole says, "You should see my neighbors. The two guys next door are nuts and they keep hanging around with a real dick." The second asshole says, "Yeah? Well my neighbor's a real see you next tuesday!"
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Auto filter?
Check your privilege!
Just messing with ya, @Bowielee
If he woulda used tapatalk the filter doesn't work... WE ARE ABOVE THE LAW!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA