That image has been copied and resized so many times it looks like a dot-matrix printout.
--Patrick
That image has been copied and resized so many times it looks like a dot-matrix printout.
--Patrick
Wiser at any rate. "All I know is that I know nothing," and all that.It took me > 20yrs to realize that there would always be more to learn about everything. I am much smarter because of it. And now you're telling me that makes me smarter than a Ph.D. in that regard. So be it.
--Patrick
I'll point you towards the full comic that I pulled that one frame from.Wiser at any rate. "All I know is that I know nothing," and all that.
Man I hear that. I majored in elementary ed. I had to learn about everything taught from 1-5 and how to get resources to teach it. But every day people come to me with science questions they could easy Google or ask...you know...a specialist. "You're a scientist; what's this plant I found in my yard? You're a scientist, I have an advanced physics question..."I have the reverse problem. You see, I have a BA in history. Random people seem to think that means I know EVERYTHING about history.
"Oh, you have a history degree? Do you know the name of the 16th dynasty from Ancient Egypt/the name of the main Russian battle tank from WWII/who was Woodrow Wilson's Secretary of State? No?
I thought you studied history!"
It drives me nuts.
One time this driver ahead of me in the left turn lane wanted to go straight through the light. But nobody ever pulled into the lane that was allowed to go straight. So the switch was never flipped, and the normal green light never came on. She just sat through 3 green arrow cycles and did not move. The last two times I just laid on the horn for the full interval. I guess when the 4th light came up she realized she could take a left then the next right and still get to where she was going.PPR - people that do not react to the signal light turning from red to green in a timely (<5 sec) manner. I do and will honk until movement is achieved.
A road we take home is a 45 mph zone with stoplights every 3 miles or so. Last week we're cruising along heading to an intersection, and the car in front of us darts to the right around a car that has stopped completely with their left blinker on trying to get into the left turn only lane! Thankfully there were no collisions, but again I was so taken-aback that I didn't have time to honk. Crazy people.One time this driver ahead of me in the left turn lane wanted to go straight through the light.
This was repeated over and over on the local news this morning. No one seriously hurt. Crash is at ~2:30...A few weeks ago, I was sitting at a left turn only lane, at the pole position. The lane next to me was a go straight or turn right lane. The guy in that lane turned left in front of me when the lights turned green! There were thankfully two lanes to go to and he took the outer one, but I was so amazed and flabbergasted that I didn't even think to honk.
A road we take home is a 45 mph zone with stoplights every 3 miles or so. Last week we're cruising along heading to an intersection, and the car in front of us darts to the right around a car that has stopped completely with their left blinker on trying to get into the left turn only lane! Thankfully there were no collisions, but again I was so taken-aback that I didn't have time to honk. Crazy people.
Good grief. That's frightening. Lucky people.This was repeated over and over on the local news this morning. No one seriously hurt. Crash is at ~2:30...
I don't even have my degree yet, but when I tell people that I'm majoring in psychology suddenly I have the answers to life's mysteries. Saying I'm still taking classes and not qualified in counseling does nothing to dissuade them. With the person who used to live next door to me it meant that I started to avoid her since I didn't want to talk only about her child's discipline problems or her screwed up marriage every time we were around one another. I thought we were friends. It was more like she wanted free counseling that wouldn't get reported back to the Navy (in her husband's case at least).I have the reverse problem. You see, I have a BA in history. Random people seem to think that means I know EVERYTHING about history.
"Oh, you have a history degree? Do you know the name of the 16th dynasty from Ancient Egypt/the name of the main Russian battle tank from WWII/who was Woodrow Wilson's Secretary of State? No?
I thought you studied history!"
It drives me nuts.
Yeah, I have witnessed this, too. The world is large, a lot of time has passed, how could anyone even begin to know about all history? But, nope, clearly four years of undergrad would equip you for that.I have the reverse problem. You see, I have a BA in history. Random people seem to think that means I know EVERYTHING about history.
"Oh, you have a history degree? Do you know the name of the 16th dynasty from Ancient Egypt/the name of the main Russian battle tank from WWII/who was Woodrow Wilson's Secretary of State? No?
I thought you studied history!"
It drives me nuts.
Turns out the driver of the erratic car had just come off the midnight shift, and was asleep at the wheel.Good grief. That's frightening. Lucky people.
Which is exactly an argument I've heard before, sadly.That's exactly the sort of attitude I'd expect from an expert.
Think they know everything, just because they took classes and passed tests administered by independent certification bodies...
--Patrick
They're all part of the system, man, designed to keep people sick so they can make more money!Which is exactly an argument I've heard before, sadly.
Back when I worked for the federal government, I had a co-worker/friend who was constantly harping on people "in the government" were always secretly doing this and that. Real conspiracy nut. One day I grew frustrated and pointed out that *he* was the government. We worked in a highly classified department, dealing with secret service and top secret clearance interviews and stuff. I told him "If anyone's in a position to be in on a conspiracy, it's us. Look around. This place is staffed like the DMV or post office. Do you think there's any real conspiracy going on here?"They're all part of the system, man, designed to keep people sick so they can make more money!
Well, facts are very inconvenient when you're insane.Back when I worked for the federal government, I had a co-worker/friend who was constantly harping on people "in the government" were always secretly doing this and that. Real conspiracy nut. One day I grew frustrated and pointed out that *he* was the government. We worked in a highly classified department, dealing with secret service and top secret clearance interviews and stuff. I told him "If anyone's in a position to be in on a conspiracy, it's us. Look around. This place is staffed like the DMV or post office. Do you think there's any real conspiracy going on here?"
Sadly didn't shake his faith in conspiracies, though.
Dad?They're all part of the system, man, designed to keep people sick so they can make more money!
Damn, I didn't know you were my sisterDad?
Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father...Dad?
Darth Pharma killed him, right?Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father...
That's why your dad didn't vote Obama. We already saw what happened when Bespin had a black president, jeez.Darth Pharma killed him, right?