Bring out Gifs!

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$14 for 2.2 lbs on Amazon.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

I saw this and had to save it. You all know what a fan I am of bouncing tits.

 

[GasBandit]

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[Tinwhistler]

Dat Ace
(Slightly NSFW)

Spoiler

 

[PatrThom]

Cheeky.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Cheeky.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

You know, doing this just spreads the spores over a wider area.
Come Spring, this place is going to be infested with Coppermines.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[CrimsonSoul]

People on the internet be like

 

[PatrThom]

People on the internet be like

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That's a nice little comprehension test you got there.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

Somebody's done this before.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

What it feels like to be an Angry Bird.

 

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What's the source of that? Looks like a former grad student of mine who I happen to know is really into extreme sports.

 

[drifter]

What's the source of that? Looks like a former grad student of mine who I happen to know is really into extreme sports.

Dude named Tancrède Melet.

 

[Celt Z]

The camera and it's pole, of course, appear stable, so my brain made that "safe" and the first time I saw it and he let go with one hand my heart skipped a beat thinking he'd fall off since he couldn't hold onto the "safe" thing single handed and support his weight. As though the camera pole were part of a bungie jumping cable, or hang gliding rig, and the only thing keeping him from falling.

Had to readjust my mental frame of reference.

Once I realized he not attached to anything, my first thought was "HELMET! WHERE IS YOUR HELMET?!?"

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

Took me a little while to fully grasp this one.

 

[PatrThom]

At first I thought it was an actual river, until I realized that it was just horses and people acting as a human comb/filter.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

At first I thought it was an actual river, until I realized that it was just horses and people acting as a human comb/filter.

--Patrick

"Long live the king."

 

[GasBandit]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

So THAT'S what Toys R Us meant when this product was hot this Christmas!

 

[General Specific]

 

[PatrThom]

It's like the female version of my first attempt at flying a model airplane.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

I'm not going to lie, I laughed pretty hard. It's like that toy (Skydancer? I think?) saw its one shot at sweet, sweet freedom and took it.

 

[figmentPez]

It hurts watching this. I've broken some of my Christmas toys the day I got them, and it was awful.

There's also the part of me that says "this is why you use a fireplace screen" and "oh, it's getting sucked in by the fireplace draft, this wasn't just a random movement of the toy, it was getting pulled into the fire by predictable air currents."

 

[PatrThom]

(Skydancer? I think?)

I think that's what they were called.
They also tended to eat people's hair.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

They also tended to eat people's hair.

So did these.

I remember being a kid, being a little shocked hearing that, and then my mother and I cracking each other up with our "CPKs have gone feral!" jokes.

 

[PatrThom]

I remember being a kid, being a little shocked hearing that, and then my mother and I cracking each other up with our "CPKs have gone feral!" jokes.

We live too far apart, and that's unfortunate.

--Patrick

 

[fade]

My daughter insisted on one of those stupid fairies last Christmas. Damn things never fly right, and judging by the Internet it wasn't just ours. That's probably the longest I've seen one fly.

 

[GasBandit]

How would this even be classified for tax purposes? A Motorcycle? A scooter?

 

[PatrThom]

How would this even be classified for tax purposes? A Motorcycle? A scooter?

"death trap"

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

"death trap"

--Patrick

Do you need a special license to drive a death trap, or is a class C enough?