An approximate simulacrum of my Thanksgiving.
Well this is going nice, good spread, turkey is a little chewy but all right- aaaaaaaaaaaand my older sister spilled wine on my older older sister's couch. No they are arguing like children, and we leave before getting dessert because the atmosphere is thicker than god damned cottage cheese. ALSO it was almost impossible for my parents to watch the game because my one sister would not stop talking, and my one future brother in law kept changing the channel without politely asking whether it was fucking okay. My mom calls him "Toad", I pray she doesn't say it to his face...though its a bit accurate.
Also my other future in law got a TV at Bestbuy for Black Friday, and decided that THIS was the night to install it, when he had guests(my general famial circle) over. We had to help him install it too, not because he asked but because he had no idea what to do. This is a lesser complaint as he is really nice, but still come one! Plus his old TV is fine so this whole thing was unneeded. Freaking New Yorkers with their disposable income.
I posted it here rather than the Thanksgiving thread, as not to ruin the mood of people who had good Thanksgiving. I am in New York, and 2-3 hours of it were wasted having to partake in my sister's Kardashian style drama. UGH!